This is-- this is Matt.
This is my producer, Matt.
[INAUDIBLE]
Matt is here because all season long I'm
not going to just show my favorite moments from the show,
but my staff's favorite moments as well.
So, Matt you have a favorite moment
that you'd like to share.
Well, I wouldn't say it was a favorite moment.
I would say it was a mortifying moment that
has now become everyone else's favorite moment.
So, you know every year we would do, for 12 Days--
when we did 12 Days of Giveaways,
we'd do some kind of fake out, so people
don't know that it's coming.
And I don't remember exactly what happened,
but Loni Love and I were on the show,
and I think I was supposed to be Loni's boyfriend, or something
like that.
And then, the note was just, you and Loni start making out.
So, I'm like, OK.
I mean, I haven't kissed a girl since about the ninth grade,
but let's try it.
So, all I remember is Loni and I started kissing.
And now, Loni's-- I've never stage kissed anybody before.
I've never fake kissed anybody before.
So, Loni's a professional.
She knows what she's doing.
And I guess there's a way you can kiss someone
to make it look like your guys are really going at it,
but you're not really.
And in my head, I think I felt her tongue move for a second
and I thought--
Oh, I don't want to be rude.
So, I'm going to kiss Loni back.
And we just-- I just remember it went on for a while, I think.
And afterwards, I was like well all right,
that was my day at work.
Got to make out Loni Love.
I love Loni, she's amazing, and that was great.
So, then we go back stage and Loni looks at me and she goes,
wow you really went for it.
And I was like, wait no--
weren't we both-- no--
what?
But, I start sweating immediately.
Every time I see a kissing scene on TV now,
and I see people like really kissing,
I think about that moment.
Any time an actor I've interviewed says or--
one time some guy slipped me the tongue and a kissing scene,
what a creep.
I'm like, Oh God.
I have never seen the clip.
Well, you're going to see it now.
Yeah, I figured that was probably going to happen.
If you've been watching, you know
that I've been trying to help Loni find a boyfriend.
I got a hold of her Christianmingle.com
and I changed her profile on there.
And it's updated, it's there, and I'm not kidding around,
we've gotten responses already.
This is the very first one we got and I really like this one.
His name is Vito Patruco, he lives
in Los Angeles, California.
Here's his picture.
Do we have his picture?
Oh.
I saw Loni perform at the Ice House in Pasadena seven--
in Pasadena seven years ago and I never
forgot how beautiful her eyes are.
P.S. I like my liquor like I love my women, brown.
Oh.
So.
Oh.
So, he's here.
He's here today.
Oh, he here.
Oh.
Vito Patruco.
Come on out, Vito.
[APPLAUSE]
He's cute.
Look at--
Hi.
All right.
Oh, he's cute.
You look like a little Italian Papa Smurf, I like that.
Cute.
You're beautiful.
[AUDIENCE SCREAMING]
[BELL RINGS]
It's 12 Days of Giveaway!
Loni, come on out.
Oh God.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[LAUGHING]
Hey, Ellen.
Hey, everybody.
OK, I have to say something.
Yes, Loni.
Hi.
We need to slow mo that back because I want everybody
to know, it was not me.
I was about to do the kiss.
You were--
But Matt was feeling something from all this black love,
right.
Can we please slow mo it?
Because I want to show you the exact spot--
Hey Twitch. --the exact spot.
Oh, you want to make it worse.
OK, look.
I'm going in, I touch your nose, I give you a peck.
Yeah
OK.
Look at you smiling.
Now look.
Look Look.
You get on me, so I just have to go with it.
And then look at Ellen.
Thank you.
All right, Loni.
I love you.
We have to take a break.
We'll be back.