(upbeat music)
- [Narrator] Tonight, Jersey Shore is all new
and all spiraling.
- [Vinny] That ride was so long Nicole's sober.
- [Snooki] That was so fun.
- [Jwoww] Same.
- [Ronnie] Hello?
- [Vinny] Oh my God.
- [Jwoww] Oh my god.
Angelina.
You're on your own babe. - (Vinny) I'm here.
- [Angelina] Wait, I got it.
We're good.
- [Snooki] I was sleeping (bleep) holes.
(Bleep) everybody.
- There you go.
- Thank you!
We're back.
- Angeliner!
- [Angelina] What!
- What are you doing?
Go to bed whore it's like,
is that your heels?
(laugh)
- [Angela] Huh?
- Are you Cinderella?
You go to sleep.
- Kiss my ass.
Tonight, I'm sorry about that.
(Bleep) all you (bleep).
Goodnight.
- [JWoww] I'm gonna to turn down the lights for you Vinny.
We're going to make it so cute in here.
- Yeah.
- I'm going to light candles.
Bow chicka bow bow!
- [Snooki] Ohhh we want to watch.
- [Jwoww] Come on Angelina get in the mood!
- Huh?
- [Jwoww] Bow chicka... - [Snooki] Bow bow bow.
Vinny go over there.
She's cold. - [Jwoww] C'mon Vinny.
She's cold. - [Ronnie] She's coming hot.
- I would love for Vinny to hate (bleep) Angelina again.
Love it!
And I feel like it's a perfect time.
So let's go girl.
Whatever it takes.
- Angeliner.
- Just sit next to her and grab her leg.
- Nah. I'm good.
- Go in her bed.
- No, I'm going to sleep.
- [Jwoww] Oh god, Vinny.
- [Snooki] Angelina, he's leaving.
Angeliner, he's leaving.
Vin, come back!
Angeliner come here.
- What?
- Go in his room.
- Oh god help me.
- I'm not chasing that (bleep) wannabe).
(Bleep) that.
- Nicole is instigating a little bit.
Stirring the pot.
And I'm sitting there laughing my ass off.
- Angeliner.
- [Angelina] What?
- Come here.
Just (bleep) him.
- Leave me alone.
- Vin, she said you have herpes.
- What did I do to deserve this (bleep)?
I'm a nice boy.
- [Narrator] After that, it's How Far is Tattoo Far.
Where things get wild.
- Hey. - Hey, what's going on y'all?
- My name is Bahiyud.
I'm here with Raven, my loud ass mouth cousin.
- My name is Raven.
Me and Bahiyud do everything together.
- [Bahiyud] We were always close growing up.
- He's not only my cousin, he's my best friend.
But he can also get on my (bleep) nerves.
- Cousins, live together, work together.
- Together twenty-four seven.
- We just like to have a good time.
- They're like us.
- A little bit.
- We just the mocha version of y'all.
- Alright.
- How is it living together?
- This one's cheap and irresponsible.
And you know. - And this one can't stop
running her (bleep) mouth and
making everybody always feel uncomfortable.
Raven's always saying stuff at the wrong time,
that does not need to be said.
That mouth of hers is just always getting her in trouble.
- Does your mouth cause fights?
- Yeah. I knock couple (bleep) out.
You know.
- Ohhh.
- I'm here because I am ready to put
that big ass mouth on mute.
- We're petty too.
Petty is is petty (bleep).
- So always is like...
- Tit for tat.
- So what's the worst fight that there's ever been?
- My car is a little damaged right now because
of someone being irresponsible and having too much liquor.
Bahiyud ripped off my car door handle.
He's yet to get it fixed.
He won't pay up.
And I'm here to get my revenge.
- So you're both coming for blood here today?
- Yeah we're both petty. - Yeah I'm coming at her.
- Two minutes with these two
and you know they're going in hard.
- This is gonna be brutal.
- [Snooki] Who has tattoos?
- I have one.
- I'm a tattoo virgin and...
- Why are you doing this?
- So can y'all imagine?
- He's getting his first (bleep) tattoo on the show.
- You're so stupid.
- She just wanna see me in pain.
- At the end of the day, we're cousins.
- Any mother (bleep) last words?
- You reads?
- I'm about as reads as I'm gon' get.
- You better be ready.
- [Bahiyud] Alright.
- [Narrator] It all starts at eight seven central.
Only on MTV.