You sneaky little bastards ain't gettin' doodily shit outta me,
except maybe my name, rank and social security number.
Wood, Hollis P. Lumberjack.
Social security: 1-0-6...
4-3... 2-1-8-5.
Where Hollywood?
- Right here. - What?
You're lookin' at him.
- Who? - Hollis Wood.
Where?
I'm right here. Shoot. Can't ya understand plain English?
- Hollywood? - Huh?
- Where? - Here!
Look. Where Hollywood?
North? South?
Oh. You want me to tell you where Hollywood is.
Well, shoot. That's easy. Hollywood is right...
Oh, no, you don't.
You thought you was gonna get me to show you where Hollywood was, didn't ya?
Tried to sneak up on me like ya did Pearl Harbor!
Bet you're gonna bomb John Wayne's house, ain't ya?
- John Wayne-o? - I knew it!
I knew it. I ain't gonna tell ya one stinkin' thing.
You can torture me, do anything you want to.
Jesus palomino.
A Nazi! I knew it!
You're all in cahoots!
Let me tell you something, Mr. Heinie Kraut,
I fought your kind in the great war.
And we kicked the livin' shit outta ya.
# Over there, over there #
# Send the word Send the word over there #
- # That the Yanks are comin' The Huns are runnin' ## - [Shouting In German]
[Japanese]
Hey! What do ya go tearin' up my radio for?
What's the big idea?
[Japanese]
All right. Go ahead and search me if you want to.
[Japanese]
One genuine American jackrabbit foot.
[Japanese]
One authentic early American hari-kari knife.
Pass it around, boys. Maybe somebody's got a use for it.
One ten-cent box of delicious,
nutritious, caramel-coated Popperjacks.
[Men Chattering In Japanese]
Doggone it, this is my stuff.
[Speaking German]
- [Japanese] - [Men Speaking Japanese]
[Kleinschmidt Speaking German]
Compass. [Japanese]
[German]
[Japanese]
[Crew Laughing]
[Gulps]
Banzai, my balls... [Coughs]
- [Japanese] - [Coughing Continues]
[German]
Let's see you try and find Hollywood now, you scrawny little...
- Hey, boy, watch that knife. - [Japanese]
[Japanese Continues]
[Japanese]
Prune juice.
Oh, no, you don't! Aah!