You might want to take a step back there, Captain.
I'm sorry. I know I'm staring a lot. Huge fan. Huge fan.
Been following your career for quite a while now.
Visual tower, this is Shuttle Marmota approaching docking bay four.
Closing the blast shields.
-
Truth be told, we couldn't afford to show that anyway,
but, yeah, don't get me wrong.
I know exactly where we're heading.
Check it out. We're gonna land in five--
( clanking, hissing )
Captain, we're here early. I gotta say, it's an honor.
I was thinking maybe we could hang out or something?
Go get a coffee. But, you know, beer's cool.
( alarm buzzing )
Welcome aboard the Invincible II, Captain.
Glad to have you here. Took you long enough.
But let me give you the grand tour before we embark.
- This is my pride and joy. - No!
My baby. Well, your baby, I guess, now.
But I made her, and a baby will always remember her father.
Computer:
Welcome aboard, Captain, and head engineer.
Prepare for sterilization.
First stop, the warp core, the heart and soul of the ship.
Still not 100% sure how it works,
but you don't need to know how something works
in order to use it.
And when we found it again, it passed every safety test with flying colors.
- It's not gonna be like last time. Oh, no. - Aah! My eyes!
This time the Invincible is finally gonna live up to her name.
But just in case, I built in a special precaution.
If anything goes wrong, we can detonate these explosives
and separate the warp core from the rest of the ship.
( imitates explosion )
I've yet to meet a problem that can't be solved with explosives.
And speaking of explosives, the main reactor!
It turns out you pretty much need the power of a star
to tear open a wormhole, so a star I built.
Built like a tank, too.
Captain. Burt.
- Yep. - That's Burt.
He makes sure that the ship don't go boom.
- Next up is Cryo. Oh, hey. - Hey, Mark.
The colonists are prepped, stable, and ready for transit.
Systems are working at 110%, too,
which is a little weird, but overkill never hurts.
- Trust me. - Woman: Hello!
You do not want to be awake when the warp core hits the gas.
Woman: I think I'm supposed to be asleep,
but I don't think I am.
- CC. - Asshat.
Captain, all colonists are prepped and stable.
100,000 souls ready for a new life.
- Let's get them there safe. - Oh, don't worry.
before they know it, they're gonna wake up
to the sight of a brand new planet
with a fresh cup of coffee in their hands.
Why don't you give them more windows to look through?
Well, maybe I will!
Maybe then someone might appreciate the aesthetics.
Besides, what could go wrong with a crew like this?
ADS is good to go.
Don't worry, Captain. No asteroid's getting by me.
You can count on that.
-
Computer:
Hey, watch it!
Oh, my God, I'm so--
Oh, no. Captain, I'm falling! Catch me! Aah!
( bones crack )
Navigation is online, Captain.
Engines are looking good, Captain.
Life support is online, unless it's not,
and then we wouldn't know until we passed out.
Seems fine. Everything is accounted for.
We're ready to see our new home.
All that's left now...
...is for you to say the word.
Try not to get them too excited, Captain.
I know how your speeches can get people riled up.
( clears throat )
( coughing )
Computer:
( alarm blaring )
Wormhole opening in 30 seconds.
All personnel report to your assigned cryo-pod.
Ah, it's all right, Captain.
I'm sure you'll make a great speech once we get there.
( mumbling )
Oh, and I forgot to mention, it's not a problem, of course,
but just before you go to sleep, be absolutely sure, do not--
Computer:
seven, six-- error.
Error, error, error, error, error, error, error.
Wormhole opening in three, two--
Voice:
Would you like to restart to apply this update?
( overlapping voices )
Don't give up.
Voice:
Computer:
We are currently ERROR years into our journey.
Coffee is en route.
Current ship status is absolutely catastrophic.
Initializing emergency Wakey-Wakey Protocol.
( alarms blaring )
- ( explosion ) -
( grunting )
Captain, what the hell is-- aah!
Hull breach detected. Sealing bulkhead.
Fire on the bridge.
Error. Life support systems failing.
Error. Automatic Fire Suppression System offline.
Error. Fail-safes offline.