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all right there we go there we go
let's go live
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you think we're gonna take these panty
spinners today oh man we can't take the
spinners you might as well just shut it
down we should just pack it and send
these guys back to single a
the kids little league team could give
these guys a run for that money these
guys are all on the job too
the old ball buster here he's the senior
man of the house
you call me a senior you're the one
who's bald
come on pop up just it hey you want
a hot dog
oh no i can't i uh i have crohn's what's
that
it's like when the lining of your
stomach is all messed up so it makes you
all the time
oh thanks for sharing
next time just say i don't want a hot
dog all right i'm just trying to spread
awareness
there we go there we go nice hit nice
hit guys
hey uh you ever think about putting on
the jacket
you're not laughing about cause it's a
stupid question
right everything's stupid it's
stupid
would you ask the kids of that teacher
who blew up in space if they want to be
an astronaut whoa
i don't think that lady had any kids
yeah i'm sure she didn't because she
died in space
it's hard to have kids when you're dead
in space
i i could tell you how i feel about
farming but i don't think you guys want
to hear my opinion
no no no please tell us no i want to
hear it you don't get to do this man
come on
uh no yeah okay how about this uh if
you're a fireman just don't have kids or
a family at all okay so that way you
don't crush them
when you don't come home that one time
you know and
you're just so selfish you just hang out
with your boys all day like it's a
frat house
half the time you're not even putting
out fires you're just jerking off
watching scarface
okay all right take it easy no i'm just
saying and it's wrong to tell a kid that
you're gonna be there for him for his
whole entire life
yeah you missed graduation your
birthdays okay
uh my my prom dances it's a very mean
thing to do to children
and if you have a family you're an
one way to look at it yeah tell that's
my dad
oh but you can't because he's dead
anybody got a good response to that
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what again
somebody shouldn't have kids no you
you should have kids you know maybe you
should take a cue from your shirt you
know
smile lighten up
that's actually kind of funny guys all
right i can't be more like him
why can't you not embarrass me like this
i'm just like
i'm sorry i embarrassed you in front of
your friends
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