>> Jimmy: VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU.
DID YOU FEEL THE EARTHQUAKE LAST
NIGHT?
>> I DID, THE EARTH MOVED FOR ME
LAST NIGHT.
>> Jimmy: THEY DON'T HAVE
EARTHQUAKES IN IRELAND, DO THEY?
>> NO, WE HAVE RAIN.
>> Jimmy: JUST RAIN.
>> NO POISONOUS ANIMALS.
I SAW YOUR MONOLOGUE.
I GOT ONLINE.
I DON'T HAVE TWITTER SO I LOOKED
UP EARTHQUAKE.COM.
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH.
>> JUST IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW,
IT WAS A 3.6, SAN FERNANDO
VALLEY.
SAME THING AS YOU DID, IT'S A
TESTAMENT TO WANTING TO SHARE
THINGS WITH PEOPLE.
>> Jimmy: ALSO YOU WANT TO KNOW
IF IT WAS REALLY FAR AWAY AND
SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED, OR
IF IT WAS CLOSE BY AND IT WAS A
LITTLE ONE.
>> I WANT TO BE A LITTLE BIT --
I SAY THIS WITH RESPECT WITH HOW
PEAR-SHAPED IT CAN GO, I WANTED
IT TO BE A LITTLE BIT STRONGER.
>> Jimmy: YOU DID.
YOU LIKE YOUR EARTHQUAKES A
LITTLE BIT STRONGER.
>> I LIKE MY EARTHQUAKES A
LITTLE BIT SPICIER.
BUT NOTHING MORE THAN A 4.2.
>> Jimmy: SPICY.
>> 4.2, NOBODY INJURED, NOBODY
HURT.
I DON'T WANT TO BELITTLE SUCH
THINGS.
>> Jimmy: HAVE YOU BEEN HOME TO
IRELAND --
>> NEVER.
>> Jimmy: -- SINCE THE LAST TIME
I SAW YOU?
>> YES, I HAVE.
>> Jimmy: THE LAST TIME YOU WERE
HERE --
>> WE DID, A CONVERSATION.
>> Jimmy: ABOUT A RESTAURANT YOU
LOVE.
>> KABOB SHOP.
>> Jimmy: KABOB, WHAT'S IT
CALLED?
>> HOW COULD YOU FORGET?
ABRA-KABOB-RA.
>> Jimmy: I WILL NEVER FORGET IT
AGAIN.
YOU TALKED ABOUT THIS.
THEY GIVE YOU SOME KIND OF A
CARD?
>> YES, I BROUGHT --
>> Jimmy: A GOLD CARD.
>> THEY GIVE YOU A GOLD CARD.
BECAUSE I TALK -- I HAD DONE AN
INTERVIEW FOR THIS KABOB SHOP IN
AER LINGUS MAGAZINE, OUR
NATIONAL AIRLINE.
THE GOOD PEOPLE AT ABRA-KABOB
SHOP, THEY GAVE ME THAT GOLD
CARD.
THEN OF COURSE I CAME ON LOVELY
ELLEN'S SHOW, I CAME ON LOVELY
YOUR SHOW, I BASICALLY TOOK THE
[ BLEEP ] THING INTERNATIONAL.
I GOT A CALL SAYING THEY HAD
PRINTED UP A BLACK CARD.
>> Jimmy: IT'S ABOVE THE GOLD
CARD?
>> AIN'T NO ONE HAS A BLACK
CARD.
>> Jimmy: NO ONE HAS A BLACK
CARD EXCEPT YOU.
>> THE POPE DOESN'T HAVE A BLACK
CARD.
I CAN BRING THE POPE FOR A FREE
KABOB BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I GET.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THAT WOULD BE QUITE AN
OUTING.
A GOLD CARD --
>> A GOLD CARD I COULD FEED
MYSELF FOR FREE.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> AND THE BLACK CARD I CAN FEED
THE TWO OF US.
>> Jimmy: JUST TWO PEOPLE?
>> NO, NO, WHOEVER I WANT.
>> Jimmy: ANYONE YOU WANT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: NO LIMIT?
>> YEAH.
NO, I MEAN, I COULD DO YOU,
YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU COULD GET ON TOUR
BUS --
>> I COULD HAVE TWO TOUR BUSES
OUTSIDE, THEN WE'D HAVE TO GET
ON L.A.X., GET ON AIRPLANES, FLY
TO DUBLIN, WHICH WOULD BE GREAT
FOR ALL OF US, AND WE'D HAVE A
LAUGH, OF COURSE, BUT THEN I'D
BE OUT OF POCKET.
>> Jimmy: WHEN WE GOT THERE YOU
WOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY FOR LUNCH.
>> DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE I WANT TO
SEE IT.
YOU ACTUALLY CARRY IT WITH YOU,
HUH?
>> WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT,
WISE GUY?
>> Jimmy: IS THERE A NUMBER?
LET ME HOLD IT UP.
>> READ THE BACK.
>> Jimmy: THE BACK SAYS,
ABSOLUTELY NO RESTRICTIONS APPLY
TO COLIN FARRELL, THE ORIGINAL
GOLD CARD HOLDER.
CAN I SHOW THAT?
WOW, YOU'RE UNRESTRICTED.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
CONGRATULATIONS.
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD HAVE ONE
TOO.
I MEAN, ELLEN DOESN'T EAT MEAT,
SHE'S NOT GOING TO USE HERS.
>> I'LL TALK TO THE PEOPLE
UPSTAIRS.
>> Jimmy: PLEASE, TALK TO THE
MAGICIANS WHO RUN THE PLACE.
>> SO CHARMED BY THAT, I CAN'T
TELL YOU HOW GIDDY I WAS WHEN
THAT CAME IN THE POST.
>> Jimmy: YOUR FAMILY MUST BE
EXCITED.
HAVE YOU EVER DONE ONE OF THOSE
LIKE ANCESTRY THINGS TO FIND OUT
WHAT YOUR BACKGROUND IS?
>> YEAH, 20 AND ME OR SOMETHING.
>> Jimmy: YOU DID THAT, WHAT DID
YOU FIND?
>> NOT A LOT.
I FOUND OUT THAT I WAS ABOUT
BALL PORK 98.7% IRISH.
>> Jimmy: OH, ALMOST TOTALLY,
WOW.
>> YEAH, SO DISAPPOINTED I'M NOT
THE REAL DEAL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ONLY 98.7%.
BUT YEAH.
I'M NEANDERTHAL 96.%, SO I
BASICALLY HAVE [ BLEEP ].
>> Jimmy:NY THAN DER THAT WILL.
WHAT ABOUT THE 1.3%?
>> I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
THAT WAS I THINK CENTRAL
EUROPEAN?
IT DIDN'T GET --
>> Jimmy: BASICALLY SOMEONE WENT
ON VACATION AND GOT KNOCKED UP
FROM IRELAND.
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU GOT THE
1.3%.
>> SPANISH ARMADA, BLACK IRISH.
>> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T MEET ANY
LIKE RELATIVES OR ANYTHING LIKE
THAT?
ANYBODY YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: NO.
>> I'VE NEVER HAD ANY CALL
THROUGH THE YEARS OF PEOPLE
LOOKING FOR ANYTHING OFF ME.
WELL, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NOW YOU GOT THE CARD.
>> THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY.
BUT -- 18 YEARS AGO WHEN I COME
OVER HERE FIRST, I HAD MY FIRST
PREMIERES HERE, I USED TO BRING
UNCLES AND AUNTIES AND STUFF
OVER.
LIFE HAS CHANGED FOR WHATEVER
REASON.
IT WAS FUN, 20 OF THEM COMING
OVER.
I REMEMBER SEEING MY UNCLE ON
THE TELEVISION BEHIND ME DOING
AN INTERVIEW, HIS FACE BEET RED,
HE WAS IN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ALL
DAY, HE WORE NO SUN CREAM, BEAD
RED, BLISTERING, BEHIND ME
GOING, COME HERE, COME HERE!
>> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO SEE A
CLIP FROM YOUR NEW MOVIE CALLED
"THE GENTLEMEN."
COLIN FARRELL IS HERE.
MAYBE UNCLE JUNIOR TOO, WE DON'T
KNOW.
>>> HIS NAME THE PHAHAWKER.
ANYWAY.
HE'S THE GUY WHO GAVE US THE
JOB, YOU KNOW?
>> YEAH, WE'VE MET BEFORE,
HAVEN'T WE, [ BLEEP ],
[ BLEEP ].
>> YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE.
>> [ BLEEP ], [ BLEEP ].
>> DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID,
NOW, SON, ALL RIGHT?
>> Jimmy: THAT IS "THE
GENTLEMEN."
COLIN FARRELL.
IT OPENS IN THEATERS ON FRIDAY.
GUY RITCHIE DIRECTED THE MOVIE.
>> SHOULD HAVE HAD SUBTITLES?
>> Jimmy: I KNOW.
WE HAD DEBATE ABOUT WHETHER WE
COULD SHOW THAT CLIP.
I THINK SOME OF IT IS GOING TO
GET BLEEPED, SOME OF IT WILL NOT
WILL BE WE MADE AN IMPASSIONED
ARGUMENT TO KEEP AS MUCH AS IT
AS WE COULD.
>> WHICH OF COURSE COMPETED WITH
THE IMPEACHMENT FOR HEADLINES
AND WAS ALL OVER CNN.
THIS SOUNDS VERY GRAVE AND I AM
GRATEFUL FOR THE AMOUNT OF
ENERGY AND RESPECT DECIDING WHAT
WAS FIT FOR THE COMMON CONSUMER.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: I WENT UP TO THE FCC
AND BANGED ON THE DOOR AND I
SAID, WE ARE PLAYING THIS CLIP,
IT'S GOING TO BE BLEEPED TO THE
POINT WHERE IT'S COMPLETELY
UNINTELLIGIBLE, BUT DAMMIT!
LOOK, I DID IT AGAIN.
WE'RE GOING TO PLAY IT.
>> YOU'RE NOTHING IF NOT A
FIGHTER.
GUY RITCHIE WAS AMAZING TO WORK
WITH "MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY --
>> MATH YOU I DIDN'T PLAY WITH.
HE CREATES THIS DRUG EMPIRE
AROUND MARIJUANA.
HE'S DECIDED TO MOVE ON IN LIFE.
HE'S MADE A FORTUNE, HE WANTS
HIM AND HIS MISSUS TO RIDE OFF
INTO THE SUNSET, HE DECIDES TO
SELL HIS BUSINESS.
PEOPLE HEAR ABOUT THAT, THEY
THINK THERE'S A CHINK IN HIS
ARMOR, THE SHARKS START
CIRCLING.
I'M DRAGGED IN BY VIRTUE OF THE
BOYS THAT I TRAIN, I'M A BOXING
COACH.
THE BOYS I TRAIN KIND OF RIP HIM
OFF.
>> Jimmy: TELL US THE ENDING
WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, GO ALL THE
WAY THROUGH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT'S THE FIRST FIVE
MINUTES.
YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED HOW
RAPIDLY I SPEAK.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE ALSO PLAYING
THE PENGUIN.
CAN WE SAY THAT YOU'RE PLAYING
THE PENGUIN IN THE BATMAN MOVIE?
>> YEAH, YOU JUST DID, I BELIEVE
SO, YEAH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE BULL'S-EYE IN
THE "DAREDEVIL" MOVIE AND I
THOUGHT YOU WERE FANTASTIC, I
REALLY LIKED THAT.
>> THAT'S A SMALL DEMOGRAPHIC,
THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: NO, I THOUGHT --
>> NO, I'M NOT BEING FACETIOUS.
>> Jimmy: THE PENGUIN, IT
SURPRISES ME THAT YOU WERE THE
PENGUIN, BECAUSE USUALLY THE
PENGUIN IS A SHORT, FAT PERSON.
>> YEAH, I HAD SOME TIME TO EAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU
HAVE BEFORE YOU START SHOOTING?
>> THREE WEEKS BUT I'M AN
ADDICT.
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN GET THERE IN
THREE WEEKS?
>> YEAH, JUST GO BACK TO
ABRA-KABOB-RA WITH MY BLACK
CARD.
>> Jimmy: WILL YOU ACTUALLY PUT
ON --
>> I DON'T KNOW, I'M IN THE
PROCESS OF TALKING TO MATT
REEVES, THE DIRECTOR, WHO WROTE
THE SCRIPT, LIKE REALLY
BEAUTIFUL, DARK, MOVING SCRIPT,
GORGEOUS.
>> Jimmy: YOU READ THE WHOLE
THING?
>> YEAH, YEAH, WITH A CHAIN
AROUND MY ARM, CRYOGENICALLY
FROZEN SCRIPT, IT'S VERY
HUSH-HUSH.
IT'S A REALLY BEAUTIFUL SCRIPT
HE WROTE.
HE HAS A REAL LOVE FOR IT.
WE'RE STILL IN THE PROCESS OF
JUST FINISHING, DESIGNING THE
AESTHETIC.
>> Jimmy: ROBERT PATTINSON IS
BATMAN.
>> ROBERT PATTINSON IS BATMAN.
>> Jimmy: PAUL DAN KNOW IS THE
RIDDLER?
>> YEAH, JEFFREY WRIGHT'S IN
THERE, ZOE KRAVITZ.
>> Jimmy: CAT WOMAN?
>> YEAH.
YEAH, REALLY COOL CAST.
REALLY COOL CAST, A LOT OF
VILLAINS.
THE KIDS ARE TIRED OF ME PLAYING
A VILLAIN.
THEY'RE EMBARRASSED BY IT.
>> Jimmy: THEY'LL GET ACTION
FIGURES.
>> WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?
I'LL USE THE OPPORTUNITY TO TELL
THEM WHAT A GOOD GUY I AM IN
REAL LIFE.
>> Jimmy: DADDY'S GOING TO HAVE
ACTION FIGURES, THAT'S THE
SENTENCE EVERY FATHER HAS WANTED
TO SHARE WITH THEIR CHILDREN.
>> I TRIED TO USE THAT ON
"DUMBO" BUD THEY'D GONE PAST
THAT.
>> Jimmy: DID DANNY DEVITO SEND
HIS PENGUIN BLESSING?
>> SOMEBODY SENT ME A LINK THAT
HE DID.
>> Jimmy: DID IT OVER THE
INTERNET?
>> YEAH, IT WAS VERY PERSONAL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, DANNY'S A SWEETHEART.
SOMEONE SENT ME A LINK.
HE SAID JUST THAT I WAS A DECENT
ACTOR OR SOME [ BLEEP ].
I DON'T KNOW.
EVERYONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO
EXPERIENCE ANYTHING, ALL THAT
KIND OF GOOD STUFF.
>> Jimmy: THAT WILL BE FUN, I
LOOK FORWARD TO THAT.
>> ME TOO.
>> Jimmy: "THE GENTLEMEN" OPENS
IN THEATERS ON FRIDAY.
COLIN FARRELL, EVERYBODY!