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>>OKAY, TIMMY,
BE VERY CAREFUL WITH THAT.
AND SUZIE, WHY DON'T YOU PUT
THIS ON THE MANTEL, AND KIDS,
THIS YEAR WE HAVE
A NEW TRADITION!
>>WHAT'S THAT MOM?
>>IT'S CALLED THE
ELF ON THE SHELF.
EVERYDAY HE'LL TAKE NOTE
OF WHETHER YOU'VE BEEN
GOOD OR BAD AND AT NIGHT
HE'LL FLY OFF TO THE NORTH
POLE TO REPORT TO SANTA.
>>OH.
I'M NOT SURE I LIKE THAT.
>>OH NO!
IT'LL BE FUN!
AND THE BEST PART IS
EVERY MORNING HE'LL BE
HIDING IN A NEW PLACE AND
WE CAN GO AND FIND HIM!
>>BUT WHERE'S HE GOING TO HIDE?
>>OH, ANYWHERE SUZIE.
HE COULD BE HIDING ANYWHERE.
I'LL PUT HIM ON THE MANTEL.
HAVE FUN KIDS!
>>SO, YOU WANT TO PLAY
A GAME OR SOMETHING?
>>YEAH, OKAY.
>>HOW ABOUT RISK.
>>RISK IS STUPID.
>>YOU'RE STUPID.
[GASPS]
>>HE'S GOT A PAPER-
>>[GIBBERISH]
[GASPS]
[GIBBERISH]
[GASPS]
>>WHY DO WE KEEP LOOKING AWAY?
>>I DON'T KNOW!
HE COULD BE ANYWHERE WATCHING,
WAITING FOR US TO SLIP UP,
AND THEN BAM!
NO PRESENTS.
I'M ONLY 8!
I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS
LEVEL OF STRESS.
>>JUST CALM DOWN!
WE'LL FIND THAT LITTLE
NARK AND WHEN WE DO-
>>TIMMY!
TIM-
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
>>[SCREAMS]
HE'S GATHERING EVIDENCE!
SINCE WHEN DID WE START
LIVING ON COMMUNIST RUSSIA?
>>WE HAVE TO-
HE'S GONE!
[SCREAMS]
NOW WE HAVE TO FIND HIM BEFORE
HE REPORTS BACK TO SANTA!
>>OKAY!
WHERE ARE YOU,
YOU ELVIN GYPSY?
>>CHECK THE NATIVITY.
I'LL CHECK THE POINSETTIA-
THE FLOWERS.
>>HE'S- I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
IS HE OVER THERE?
>>NO.
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHERE HE COULD BE!
[LAUGHS]
I GOT HIM!
GIVE ME SOME ROPE
AND A TINY CHAIR.
>>WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
>>WHATEVER WE HAVE TO!
>>TIMMY!
>>HE'S GONE AGAIN!
HE ESCAPED USING
HIS WITCH MAGIC.
>>OUR ONLY HOPE IS TO
GET HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE.
HE CAN'T RAT ON US IF HE'S NOT
AROUND TO WITNESS ANYTHING.
>>BUT WHERE IS HE?
>>WHERE ARE YOU SANTA'S
LITTLE STOOL PIGEON?
>>CHECK THE STOCKINGS!
>>OKAY!
>>BE CAREFUL.
HE LOOKS LIKE HE
WOULD GO FOR THE EYES.
>>I DON'T KNOW!
>>WHERE ARE YOU?
>>NO.
HE'S NOT- THERE HE IS!
>>NO!
NO!
I GOT HIM!
BE GONE FROM THIS HOUSE
YOU MINI EDWARD SNOWDEN.
>>TIMMY, ARE YOU OKAY?
>>OH, WE'RE OKAY.
>>[GASPS]
>>THE NIGHTMARE IS OVER.
>>OH, YAY!
[SCREAMS]
HE'S ON YOUR BACK!
>>KILL HIM!
KILL HIM!
NO, NO!
DIE TINY DEMON!
>>TIMMY!
TIMMY, PLEASE!
>>WHAT IS GOING ON?
>>WE HAD A HARD DAY!
>>IT WAS THE SHELF ELF MOM!
>>YEAH.
>>HE KNOWS TOO MUCH.
>>IF HE GETS BACK TO SANTA WE
WON'T HAVE ANY PRESENTS!
IS IT TOO LATE TO
SWITCH TO HANUKAH?
>>NO.
I AM SO ANGRY AT BOTH OF YOU.
WHY WOULD YOU TRASH
OUR HOUSE LIKE THIS?
WHAT WERE YOU POSSIBLY THINKING?
TIMMY, GET THE ROPE.
>>YEAH.
THANKS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING,
EVERYONE!
WE HOPE YOU HAVE A VERY MERRY
CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
AND HOPE THAT YOU
KEEP YOUR HAIR!
>>[LAUGHS]
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