Jonathan, you look good.
Yeah, where you about to go? Where are you fixing to go?
Well honey hanging out with y'all.
I was like I need to come together
because you bitches with the bodies,
like your snap back is crazy.
No, I'm in Mommy mode today
Turn away.
These past few months
have been amazing for me. I've been secure in the back
and most importantly I'm single and loving it.
I'm about to turn 34 and I just want to have a ball
and celebrate all my accomplishments
with my real friends.
What y'all have in these bags?
I bought me a little perfume cause
I'm trying to spice my love life up, just a little bit.
Because I was like a rabbit with Joe,
hence us having the baby.
It was like five times a day and now it's zero times a day.
Right.
I need my man, I need my man to make me feel sexy.
I need my man to (bleep) me like I used to.
Right, right, right. Yes! (bleep) it bitch!
Every man wants that
so I don't know what's happening with him, that's a little crazy.
Anyways, I am planning a birthday.
Ok. I feel like there's so much tension
around my birthday already as it is ...
Why?
Well bitch I know you have mad issues going on
with Yandy and I love the both of you and ...
We had a private conversation
over the phone
when I solidified that we can't be friends no more.
For the record,
Yandy Smith no Harris is not my friend.
A couple years ago,
Yandy and I were feuding with Mendeecee's baby mothers.
At one point in time, Yandy invited me to show up,
pull up rather, at little Mendeecee's birthday party.
Which I did.
Why is she here?
What you talking about? The party was at 4 ...
Ok, I can't come here now without bitches gettin' crazy?
But then when we both got caught up,
she threw me, only me, under the bus.
Did you not know that Camilla
was going to the party?
... she told me after the fact.
And to add on top of that,
this girl has been ghost for months.
Now all of the sudden she wanna go ahead and put up a birthday post
like we been speaking? We haven't spoken in months.
Who are you doing it for, boo? It ain't for me.
That's it. It's nothing else to talk about.
It's not like she's told me anything,
the only thing I saw was what was going on at ...
(bleep)
She didn't call me the whole day,
she put up the post at 8:00 at night.
She's doing (bleep)
that basically is not genuine, it's fake
But I figured you guys weren't in a a good place
I don't give a (bleep), I don't give a (bleep)
if we was or we wasn't.
Then that was your initiative to show
that you're my friend to call my phone and say happy birthday.
I don't give a (bleep) what's going on. Happy (bleep)
birthday. Don't put up a (bleep)
post for the world to see,
oh I'm a good friend at 8:00 at night
like I ain't got the time.
You thought it wasn't genuine.
No it wasn't, it wasn't.
Cause I know her. So now it's all about loyalty
like I have no friends right now.
I only have you two and Ju Ju.
But I'm very like got my guard up right now,
it's kind of like ...
You're having issues with Ju Ju?
No.
Oh, cause she's a very closed off girl.
I thought she was like that at first
but you have to earn it from her.
Regardless of what Kim has to say,
I'm upset with Ju Ju and I have every right to be.
I consider Ju Ju to be one of my closest friends.
So of course I was completely heartbroken
when she stabbed me in the back.
To make a long story short,
I shared with Ju Ju that I wanted to be on the radio
and she took the concept of a radio show
for her and I, for herself,
secured the bag for herself and kept me out of it.
I think it's mad secretive and it actually shows me
how little she values our friendship.
Ju Ju is fake, honey.
Ju Ju is as fake honey as a two dollar bill, you hear me?
Huh ...
See, you can say that about her
but I can't say that about Yandy?
I want to come to your party but ...
It's my birthday,
you guys are my friends and I love you.
Why can't y'all just be good?
Like I want to have my cake and eat it too, bitch.