-"Die Hard" is the best cop movie of all time.
One cop heroically saving the day
while everyone else stands around and watches.
It's the story of my life.
Nakatomi Plaza!
It's the most important monument in all of America.
The building from "Die Hard!"
Can we go in? Can we pay our respects?
-Fine, just make it quick. -Yes!
Pull it over there, Argyle! -What?
-It's the name of the driver in the movie!
We're going to Nakatomi Plaza!
There's gonna be roleplay.
I am a terrorist leader.
My name is Francis Gruber.
My brother Hans died at Nakatomi Tower
at the hands of John McClane.
Also I'm related to Jeremy Irons from the third one.
It's like if John McClane slept with Hans Gruber.
Or even worse, Jeremy Irons from the third one!
-God, I can't believe I slept with a cop.
It's like I had sex with Hans Gruber!
-What? I'm not the Gruber! You're the Gruber!
"Die Hard."
-You got yourself a deal, Gruber.
-Charles, this is the floor that
John McClane ran on with his bare feet!
Take my picture with it!
-I wanted to be a cop when I was a kid,
mostly because I love "Die Hard."
-"Die Hard." Really? -Mm-hmm.
-Well, that makes sense. Everyone loves that movie.
-Oh, not like me.
I sleep in a Nakatomi Plaza Security T-shirt.
-Ahh. [ Chuckles ] Oh, no.
You like "Die Hard?" -Best movie ever.
-Best franchise ever.
I even have the Justin Long one on Blu-ray.
-I saw the fifth one in the theaters.
-So did I.
Wait, there was only one other person there.
Was that you? -Atlantic Avenue?
-No, but that would have been a cool coincidence.
-You once took a train to Toronto to get
a Canadian VHS copy of "Die Hard."
-There was a rumor it was better sound quality.
Get a grip, Terry.
-So that you don't waste time and resources
turning this investigation into another Ron McClane movie.
-Oh, you know it's John McClane.
This is the window where John McClane said,
"Welcome to the party, pal."
Take my picture with it!
Can't you read between the lines, man?
-Don't quote "Die Hard."
-No talking about "Die Hard."
-Okay. I can do that.
-Or "Die Hard 2" or "Die Hard 3."
-What? Come on.
So you just want me to talk about the fourth one?
-There's a fourth one? -Charles!
Trust me, it's gonna be fine. -Really?
'Cause you said that about "Die Hard 5," Jake.
-Oh. It's not gonna be fine.
-Yippie kayak, other buckets!
[ Clatter ] -Boyle! You did it!
And you completely botched the catchphrase.
-I'm pretty sure it was right. -No, but you did great.
This is the vent where John McClane said,
"Come out to the coast, we'll get together,
have a few laughs." Take my picture with it!
-Sergeant Powell -- oh, I'm sorry.
Is it okay if I call you by your character name from "Die Hard?"
-No. -Okay.
I stayed up all night working on your case,
and Hans, John, and Nakatomi made for great company.
I gave them all "Die Hard" names.
Oh, also I put a list of baby names in there.
My favorite? Nakatomi, after the tower in "Die Hard."
Works for a boy or a girl.
-Meet Mac.
-Short for "McClane."
-As in Shirley? I love it.
-No, as in John, from "Die Hard."
-I mean, they're both incredibly cool. Only one Oscar winner.
-This is the space where even though it's not really
evident in the dialogue, you can tell that John McClane
realizes he should have been a better husband to Holly Gennaro.
Take my picture with it!
-I love...how much you pretend to like "Die Hard."
-I like the second one.
-You don't have to -- yeah. -Okay.
Jeremy, did you make that cake that I called you about?
-Yes. I wasn't entirely sure if you were joking or not, but...
-A Nakatomi Plaza cake?
The groom's on a licorice hose!
-Welcome to the wedding, pal.
-Oh, Amy.
These nups may be getting
-Is that Mr. McClane I hear?
'Cause someone's about to die har-- Oh, my God!
[ Gasps ] Why is Captain Holt here?
-'Cause he's gonna -- wait.
Are you dressed like Bonnie Bedelia in "Die Hard?"
-I am. -For sexy reasons?
-Yes. -Oh, boy.
Man, you really got the hair exactly right.
Did you contact the on-set hair stylist, Paul Abascal?
-No! It's a wig. -Oh, that's cool too.
Take my picture with it! Take my picture with it!
Take my picture with it!
Oh, my God.
It's real-life "Die Hard."
I mean...oh no, crime!
-You are not "Die Hard"-ing off this roof.
-I am definitely "Die Hard"-ing off this roof,
for you and only for you, and also for me,
'cause I've always wanted to do it.
-[ Sighs ] Jake, come on. Get down from there.
It's too dangerous.
-It's perfectly safe.
See you in hell, kiddo.
-What?
-Yippie-kay-yay! Bars, bars, bars!
-Oh, are there bars on the window?
-Yeah, there are bars on the window.
-Did Jake "Die Hard" off the roof?
-Yeah. -But the windows have bars.
-Yeah, we all know about the bars, Rosa!
But then he unclasps. We're watching Hans fall!
[ Slow-motion screaming ]
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one.
That's a good one. That's a good one.
Okay, all 600 of these are great.
-Can't believe you pissed off Reginald VelJohnson
just to find me!
-Oh, please. He'll get over it.
-No, I won't. You made an enemy for life.
And I'm telling Bruce Willis you suck.
-[ Gasps ]
-That's fine. I'm fine with that.
It's good. What's important is we made up, my best friend.
Not Bruce Willis.