oh oh okay i got you oh my god i'm such a dumbass
take it easy take you take it easy i'm taking it easy i'm taking it easy
oh oh okay i need to keep pressing the shift button oh okay [ __ ] sticky keys
why am i such an idiot catch up to micah holy [ __ ] i i'm trying how do i catch up to my car
what's the button again move your camera in the game okay
yep yeah yeah no no no no no oh okay yes we've got him in a position
why can't he get up
i'm gonna freeze to death on this game
oh my god oh my god oh i'm so scared i feel like they're gonna find me and shoot me
is this the cattle shed someone say someone say right now is this the cattle shed
okay [ __ ] i finally found it
i'm in the cattle shed i am in the cattle shed the cattle shirt i'm in the cattle shed
though so i don't know i'm going to the cattle shed okay is that thing there the cattle shed
that thing i don't know where the cattle is i'm panicking two hours later
oh [ __ ] oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
this is no no no hide hide hide hide oh my god oh my god holy [ __ ] oh no oh no
oh my god that took me so long like what the [ __ ] it's literally six o'clock i'm not i'm
one hour into this game i died straight away i died straight away oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay
oh my god oh my god oh my god
what the [ __ ]
no no no no oh [ __ ] oh no oh no oh no
i'm getting like slightly better but still [ __ ] [ __ ]
oh [ __ ] oh my god oh my god i'm scared again oh [ __ ] okay
oh my god oh my god oh my god i'm doing
it
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
all right oh my god oh my god that was so crazy okay i haven't shot someone in
a game in [ __ ] like what is it seven years i haven't done this in seven years
see guys i'm not [ __ ] at this game no i'm saying i thought it before but
oh where the [ __ ] are they oh [ __ ] where are they where are they oh no oh no oh no oh my god
uh
oh my god
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
oh my god
oh [ __ ] i killed john oh my god
oh [ __ ] i did it are they more you see any more arthur oh my god that was so scary
yeah you take this i can't use it you'll have to oh you're joking use a gun
and we'll scare off every animal for miles around it you're never too old to learn i imagine
hunt another one um okay
oh it's not dead i thought i killed it
oh i paid 88 for this i'm not giving up i'm so sorry baby come on arthur
what a surprise okay i'm just going to pause this because it's 7 58. um and we've got
two minutes till the live stream ends and i'm guessing it's like 2 a.m for most of you guys
um
i think i have to jump that's the only way i can catch up to him
that's so weird maybe i should just jump the cliff get oh it tells me here you're
going the wrong way oh that's why oh [ __ ] okay maybe i should just hide i'm gonna hide
oh some someone died oh my god bill bill died
oh [ __ ] me don't wanna don't wanna aim at your own that was my own person
i've died like three five how many times have i died three to five times so far in the first 42
minutes oh [ __ ] i'm gonna don't tell i'm not gonna die for the sex [ __ ] time no no
where are they i can't see anyone oh are they up the tower oh i see
yes die [ __ ] oh my god oh my god okay i need to go back to cover
they're [ __ ] me i'm dying no i did so much i did so much no i can't die
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
oh my god what the [ __ ] just happened
i will [ __ ] on your dead body
die die die die
yay yeah
oh [ __ ]
i thought i needed to beat him up to get information out of him
the hell did i do get away from me
aim weapons
here we go oh my god this is exciting i've never done this before
oh my god here we go oh [ __ ] bye have a beautiful time
hello darkness my old friend every new mission i have to die
oh
hello oh [ __ ] oh no oh my god
beat him i'm beating him [ __ ] you die
oh i finished the snow mission
i love this music it's so triumphant oh that was nice oh it hasn't ended my bad
oh [ __ ] oh no
the indians in these parks got sold a very raw deal good farming and grayson country
they lost it all stole them clean away from them it was every killed or heard
these poor horses wow that's interesting
that depends oh yeah you're doing way better west in search of fortune and reporters
oh no
oh my god finally i can get off this damn
carriage can i get off now you just look around you this world has its consolations
chapter two horseshoe overlook i can't believe i'm off to chapter two a couple of weeks later
wow look at that beautiful
you