Where's your best friend now, SpongeBob?
Well, according to this T-shirt,
it says, my best friend is right here.
[laughing]
How about now?
Right by my side.
[laughing]
Wow! Clothing that announces our feelings for each other.
Let's get 'em, Patrick.
I don't know. What do you wanna do today?
[gasping]
I know what I wanna do today.
I need some money.
Uh.
Oh.
Ooh.
Oh.
I don't have any money.
SpongeBob!
I want a balloon, really, really badly!
Really, really, badly.
It's okay, Patrick.
There's lots of money in the
First National Bank of SpongeBob.
Follow me!
Uh oh.
I'm broke, too.
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy spot their archenemy, Reflecto,
up to no good.
SpongeBob.
You know what this means?
Donuts.
Ooh.
By the power of Neptune,
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy unite!
[panting]
The light bulb! Without its warmth, Roger will die!
Roger. Without him, the light bulb will have nothing to warm!
We did it, Patrick!
We saved Roger's life!
Good job, boys.
I saw the whole thing from behind my one way chalkboard,
and I couldn't be happier with your teamwork.
I've decided to give you each one Gold Star.
Although I am not sure what saving an egg
has to do with boating school.
Boating school?
I thought this was Spanish class.
Goodnight, SpongeBob.
Good night, rock mate.
[meowing]
Goodnight, Gary.
[snoring]
Ooh!
No. What was that?
[snoring]
Ooh!
[snoring]
Ooh!
[laughing]
[squealing]
[snoring]
Ooh!
Oh.
[snoring]
[sighing]
[snoring]
[whimpering]
Ahh!
[whimpering]
[snoring]
[mumbling]
Poo!
[gasping]
Spiders!
- Spiders! Get ‘em off me! - Ow! That does it!
- Get ‘em off me! - Ow! Patrick, no! Wake up!
Ow! Wake up! It's me!
- Ow! [indiscernible] - [indiscernible]
Uh.
[sighing]
[sneezing]
it appears as though we'll have to plug up these holes.
This oughta do the trick.
Voilà
[sneezing]
Feel better?
I don't know.
Ah!
[gasping]
Ah!
Help! I'm shrinking!
No!
Please don't hurt me!
No bubbles!
Patrick, your treatment is working!
You think so?
Sure. At this rate, I'll be cured in no time!
In fact, I'm gonna call Sandy and tell her not to come.
Thanks, Dr. Patrick!
And they said I'd never make anything outta myself.
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy unite!
We're ready! ManBob...
and PatBoy...
reporting for duty!
SpongeBob, snap out of it!
It's me, your best friend, Patrick!
What's that?
I can't hear you, what with all the lonely voices in my head.
Oh man.
He's too far gone.
Not fit to live in society.
Is this all my fault?
Me and my dumb ideas!
I'm so sorry!
Patrick! Your tears!
They're melting the glue!
Keep crying.
I'll do the same and maybe I can slip outta this thing.
Look! It worked!
Alright!
I guess crying does solve your problems after all.
Come here, buddy.
Well, at least we're together.
Should I get the glue?
Here, Patrick.
Have a Krabby Patty.
There he is, Patrick. Say your line.
Why, thank you, Sandy.
I would love one. Take patty.
Too bad SpongeBob isn't here.
These are his favorites.
I sure wish he'd come home.
Take a bite.
I can't do it!
SpongeBob! Come back!
Patrick, I'm not coming home.
I miss you!
Sandy misses you!
Even Squidward misses you!
Wee!
[mumbling]
I'm happy here.
This is my home now.
No!
SpongeBob!
I wish we had something to eat though.
Look what I've got.
Rectangles!
Not just any rectangles.
Candy bars!
Oh.
All we have to do is make ‘em last the rest of our lives.
Thanks, SpongeBob.
I think I'll eat it now.
Ahh!
[burping]
[laughing]
I guess we'll never have fun together again.
You said you found my dislodged cranial cap last time?
Yes.
Where exactly did you find it?
Uh.
It was right here.
Hmm. Impossible.
If I landed, here,
the trajectory of my dismembered skull
would cause it to come to rest,
not there, but here!
Exactly five meters due north.
But if that's your head, then why did I pick up over...
Brain Coral!
No wonder you got so smart, buddy.
Here you go, Patrick, your old head.
Are you sure you want to give up being smart
and phositicated to be my friend again?
Knowledge can never replace friendship.
I prefer to be an idiot.
Not just an idiot. Patrick, you're also my pal.
Uh.
Patrick.
Say something, Patrick.
Hi, SpongeBob.
Patrick, you're back!
Patrick, you're back.
[laughing]
Nice try, burglar! But SpongeBob's my best friend
and he'd never steal from me!
No, really, Patrick!
Look!
[gasping]
♪ It's the best friends forever, Best friends forever ring ♪
Our friendship ring.
It is you!
How could you do this?
If it makes you feel any better,
I haven't looked inside.
That's it, SpongeBob!
You have crossed the line!
As of right now, this friendship is over!
[gasping]
Really?
Nah, you can look inside, if you really want to.
Are, are, are, are you sure you wanna give me this mayonnaise?
it's all yours.
And these old phone books?
All yours, old friend.
Patrick, there is one more thing I want you to have.
Oh!
[gasping]
Old Reliable!
[crying]
Alright, remember, guys, this is an intervention.
So, we need to make sure that above all,
SpongeBob knows how much we all care about him.
Why don't we just destroy him and get it over with?
Here, here.
You leave my best friend alone!
It was just a suggestion!
Patrick, I want you to take this to remember me by.
You're giving me Old Reliable?
Oh!
I accept your apology!
Oh, come here you big lug!
[crying]
Aw.
They do this all the time!
I'm serious, I... ugh, never mind.
I'm staying in Bikini Bottom.
Hooray!
Wanna go jellyfishing?
I just got a new net!
So did I.
My best friend made it for me.
[laughing]
Shh!
Okay, okay. You can be a spy.
Just be quiet.
Hooray!
We're spy buddies!
Just...
Spy buddies.
Your instructions are on this Krabby Patty.
But remember,
the fate of the Krusty Krab rests in your hands, SpongeBob.
In my hands. Ooh.
Ooh.
Your mission, if you choose to accept it,
is to discover what Plankton's up to.
Don't let him out of your sight
And you'll need to rustle up some spy gadgets.
If you don't accept it, you're fired.
This Patty will self destruct in ten seconds.
Oh! Oh!
Get rid of it!
Get rid of it, Patrick!
That's gonna leave a mark.
Oh, buddy, let's never forget this lesson.
And let's also not forget, who's going to clean this place up.
Oh, woo.
Better get started.
You've got a lot of work to do.
Bet I can clean up faster than you.
Oh yeah? Betcha can't.
- Yes, I can . - No, I can.
[arguing]
Look at this.
Hi, Patrick.
Patrick, it's me, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob, what are you doing in there?
- Patrick. - Oh my gosh!
SpongeBob's stuck inside this rock!
Oh!
Hold on, buddy! I'll get you out!
SpongeBob!
- Patrick? - SpongeBob!
[crying]
SpongeBob!
Patrick, I'm right behind you!
There you are.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Here's your present.
Patrick!
SpongeBob!
I'm glad you passed the test.
I'm glad you have a license.
And to prove it, I made you this.
Let's put it on your boat mobile, buddy.
Oh.
I don't have the boat mobile anymore.
What?
It stopped working, so I threw it away.
The needle was on E.
I figured that must mean end.
Oh.
Then what do we do with this?
How's that?
Yeah.
Ready, buddy?
Ready, Pal!
Woo! Woo!
What a surprise.
I invited them in and I left them alone.
Well, Squidward.
What have we learned today?
Guess what, Squidward?
Me and SpongeBob are friends again.
Great. Go be friends somewhere else.
Don't you want us to help you clean this up a little?
No! Out!
Psst. I think he's jealous.
How pathetic.
Hi, SpongeBob.
Oh, hi, Patrick.
I'm confused.
Yes, I am.
Patrick, everyone is running away from me.
Watch.
Hi, building.
I just don't get it!
I don't either.
Maybe it's the way you're dressed.
Nah.
Maybe it's your voice.
[laughing]
Good one, Patrick.
Well, maybe it's just because you're ugly.
Ugly?
You've got to be kidding me.
Patrick, I have a confession to make.
I was really scared about going on this ride.
Me too.
I didn't know how to tell you because...
well, I didn't want to disappoint you.
I didn't want you to be disappointed in me.
But now we don't have to face our fears.
The ride is broken!
Yeah!
Oh, wait. It's fine.
Huh?
Have fun.
[screaming]
Patrick, I don't wanna face my fears!
I'm afraid of ‘em!
[whimpering]
Goodbye, Patrick.
Goodbye, SpongeBob.
[screaming]
Please wait until the care has come to a complete stop
and stop crying!
It's over. You can get out now.
We did it!
We conquered our fears!
We stopped crying!
We survived the Fist-O-Pain!
Hey, hold it right there.
You forgot these.
Our spines! Yeah!
Gallop, you scallops!
Yeah! Sandy's here. Woo!
Look, Patrick. It's here!
It's there!
The best valentine in the whole wide world is right behind you!
Sure it is.
I'm telling you, it's right there! Turn around!
- Uh uh. - Patrick just turn around!
Turn around! - Hey, Nincompoop! Turn around!
You must think I'm pretty dumb, huh?
Yes!
Turn around!
No!
Turn around!
Nuh uh! I'm gonna say this once and I'm not gonna say it again!
So, pay attention!
I am not, I repeat,
not going to turn around for any reason, ever!
- Howdy, Patrick! - Hi, Sandy!
[gasping]
[mumbling]
Happy Valentine's Day, Patrick!
Yay!
My valentine!
Hey, is this solid chocolate?
Patrick, no!
Oh, SpongeBob,
you didn't have to give me anything.
You're setting us free?
Well, actually, I'm just going to eat you.
See you at dinner.
[screaming]
Wait! I have an idea.
Really? What is it?
Let's leave!
But the door is locked and the only way out is through the...
perfume department!
Let's do it.
[gasping]
[coughing]
[gasping]
[coughing]
[whimpering]
[gasping]
I always hate going in there.
Yeah.
Okay. You're good to go.
It's all yours.
This one's one for all the models.
I thought we weren't betting.
No. I mean, whoever wins this hole wins the game.
[mumbling]
What's going on here?
[screaming]
[meowing]
Hole in one!
Good morning.
Sorry we woke you.
What? What?
Good game, pal.
Rematch next Saturday?
Rain or shine, SpongeBob.
Rain or shine.
Hey, SpongeBob! Wanna go jellyfishing?
Sorry, Patrick. I can't. I have school today.
What am I supposed to do all day while you're at school?
I don't know. What do you normally do when I'm gone?
Wait for you to get back.
Wait a second, Patrick.
Why don't you come to school with me?
Hey, that's a great idea.
You and me, in school together as classmates, think about it!
Wha...
Say, you're good.
Thanks.
Ha!
Darn!
Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white, as
pickle fish lips!
Beep.
Seaweavel.
Yorgischmorgies.
At least I'm safe inside my mind.
At least safe inside my mind.
Stop!
- Afternoon, Regg. - Whoa, whoa, Little man,
You still can't go in.
Well, that makes me pretty mad.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
I might have to beat someone up
just to get rid of all this blind fury.
Wow.
I feel pretty sorry for the next guy who looks at me funny.
Mmm.
What about that guy?
[gasping]
I uh... don't be silly.
He's not bothering anybody.
I mean, not like that guy.
Who, Me?
Yeah, you. Sanding there all smiling and whatnot.
Somebody ought to teach you some manners!
Okay, but I must warn you,
I happen to be a world championship...
um...
I don't care if you're the demon seed of Davy Jones!
You're going down, Tubby!
Tubby?
Nobody calls me Tubby!
Wait, Patrick! You're supposed to let me win, remember?
Oh yeah.
No! Please wait!
Oh.
No.
Please.
Have mercy!
[screaming]
Woo!
♪ It tastes like Beans and bacon ♪
♪ And smells like It's been dead ♪
♪ Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil ♪
♪ Pointy, pointy, pointy. Pointy, pointy, point ♪
♪ P-eww what's That horrible smell? ♪
♪ I have a head. It ends in a point ♪
♪ Pointy, pointy, pointy. Pointy, pointy, point ♪
♪ This song is over. Except for this line ♪
♪ You win this round, Broccoli ♪
That was awesome!
Did you like it, or did you really, really like it?
Give me your completely honest opinion about how great it was!
Oh. Mm.
How do I put this delicately?
That was the best song I ever heard!
Do you really think so?
We need to get that song on the radio!
Let's go right now. Come on!