- [Narrator] Hey y'all (mumbles) back again
with another gaming video!
We're gonna play Papa's Freezeria To Go!
And wouldn't you know it that rhymed, oh yeah!
Alberto or Penny?
Let's go with Penny.
Penny's gonna make some of them fat stacks!
I'm gonna Freezeria it up in here!
I'm gonna make some money!
Oh, maybe not.
Looks like we're gonna go work on an island.
Great wages and lots of tips.
Well hey I think this could work out
really great for Penny.
C'mon let's go!
Look it there's Papa.
He's got his Freezeria.
Lookin' real good!
Ahh!
Those are egg beaters in the back.
Papa's a murderer!
Ahhh!
(laughing)
Where'd he go?
Is this the game?
What's happening?
Ahhh!
It's a shadow ship!
It's coming in!
It's got shadow people.
Okay it's just a regular ship.
I thought I was gonna get scared.
(laughing)
Look at all those people!
I don't know if I have a freezer big enough!
I mean, I don't know if you're all gonna fit in there.
Cause that's what I do right?
I shove people in freezers.
Okay, so that's not the point of the game.
The point of the game is I have to make shakes!
Look at this guy, Tony.
Tony whatcha talkin' about man?
Either way I'm gonna give you a shake
that gives you the shakes!
(laughing)
Where ya goin'?
I thought you just ordered something, come back!
Don't run away from your feelings!
Okay I guess I'm gonna make a shake anyways.
Alright, gotta hit it right in the pour button,
oh, gotta get right there!
Great!
Yeah, fill it up with that ice cream!
You scream ice cream we all scream for ice cream!
Ahhh!
Told you I was gonna do it.
I'm sorry peanut butter cups!
Okay next I have to put a little chocolate in there.
Perfect, okay and then we move on to this and mix it up!
Yeah!
Mixin' it up, mixin' it up.
Is there anybody else?
Nope, oh hey you're back!
I wonder where he went.
I bet he had a Butt Touches Anonymous meeting
and he had to come back after work
cause he was like "Oh, I ordered a shake,
"I gotta go back cause he's makin' it right now."
Well, while this one's mixing,
I might as well start the next one.
Yeah yeah!
That was good!
What are we gonna put in this one?
Let's put some double-stuffed Oreos!
Yeah!
Alright, this one's ready.
Okay what are we gonna put in there?
Okay, we gotta put some chocolate cream on there.
So we'll just slide that on there real good.
Oh yeah!
Look at that pilin' up, oh that looks delicious.
I'm so sorry!
I'm sorry ice cream!
Okay now we have to put,
looks like we need some, oh some Oreo cookies.
Oh we're gonna put a whole double-stuffed Oreo.
(laughing)
Okay put two of those on there
and they want a cherry.
There we go!
Lookin' good!
(laughing)
Alright, now I'm gonna serve it up
and get some of them fat stacks!
Money!
Oh wait, oh wait I almost forgot the chocolate syrup!
Jeez, okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, almost forgot that.
Okay put the chocolate syrup on there.
Nice!
You gotta give them what they ordered guys,
because if you don't,
then you're not gonna get an awesome tip.
Alright that's a good lookin' shake.
Whatcha think Tony?
Tap dancin' Tony tiddly winks.
What?!
79 points, oh, oh!
Ah $1.74?!
But I made it how you wanted it!
Okay, so what you're saying is if I make it perfectly
you're gonna get angry at me?
Oh, that's how we're gonna do it huh?
Okay well, I got something in store for you guys!
You're gonna love it!
You're gonna love it a lot!
- [Pear] Oh my goodness.
- [Narrator] Yeah!
- [Pear] What is going, hey!
What is going on over here?
- [Narrator] I'll tell you what's goin' on Pear.
I'll tell you what's goin' on.
You wanna know, you wanna know?
- [Pear] Yeah.
- [Narrator] You wanna know? You wanna know?
- [Pear] Yes!
- [Narrator] You wanna know?
- [Pear] Yes!
- [Narrator] Okay, here's deal-y deal-y-o!
- [Pear] What?
- [Narrator] I made a perfect shake for this guy
and he got angry at me!
- [Pear] Okay?
- [Narrator] Because I made it correctly.
- [Pear] I guess I don't understand.
- [Narrator] Tony tap dancin' tiddlywinks!
- [Pear] What?
- [Narrator] That was his name, I made it perfectly.
Okay, what's this lady want.
Okay Clover!
- [Pear] A different haircut?
- [Narrator] Good one Pear!
- [Pear] Dude are you okay?
- [Narrator] Yeah yeah, I'm great, I'm great!
I'm just takin' an order down.
Hold on, I'm just takin' a second okay.
- [Pear] Okay.
- [Narrator] She wants, she wants some s'mores,
some chocolate, some whipped cream on there,
maybe some peanuts.
She wants the chocolate chips
and she wants the cherries.
- [Pear] Yeah, okay.
Looks like you got it all.
- [Narrator] Oh but there's one thing missing
from the order ticket!
- [Pear] What's that?
- [Narrator] Disappointment!
- [Pear] Jeez, okay dude!
- [Narrator] But you know what?
I got it all good.
It's all good.
I'm gonna make her a real good shake.
She's gonna love it, oh yeah!
Awesome it up!
- [Pear] I really like the fact that
you're pouring our friends into shakes.
- [Narrator] I don't like the fact that they think
I'm a disappointment!
- [Pear] Jeez dude!
What is up?
- [Narrator] Syrup in the cup, that's what's up!
Yo!
He wants to mix it up,
mix it up, I'm sorry!
- [Pear] Okay.
- [Narrator] I'm sorry!
- [Pear] Dude, I think it might be time
for you to stop playing this game.
- [Narrator] Are you kidding Pear?
I'm having so much fun.
Alberto what kind of shake do you want?
What kind of shakes?
You want a shake that gives you the shakes?
- [Pear] Looks like he just wants a regular shake.
- [Narrator] Perfect!
I got just the thing for him.
It's gonna be so good,
he's gonna love it!
- [Pear] Why does it sound like you're up to something?
- [Narrator] Yo whatcha talkin' about yo?
I'm talkin' about making some great shakes!
- [Pear] Alright, let's see these great shakes.
- [Narrator] You bet!
Okay, so the key of the game
is you have to hit it right in the middle there.
You got it great, got it great.
- [Pear] Yeah, yeah.
- [Narrator] Gotta pour that ice cream in there,
get it running, real good!
Then you gotta mix it up!
- [Pear] Okay, yeah it looks like you got that.
- [Narrator] And then you gotta pick the secondary thing
to mix it up with the ice cream.
So they want a strawberry,
gotta pour that in there.
And then they want some chocolate syrup!
- [Pear] Yeah.
- [Narrator] Put in that chocolate syrup
up in there, so good!
Yeah right in the middle,
that's how you do it and then you mix it up!
- [Pear] I still feel like you're up to something.
- [Narrator] Pear, I ain't up to nothing man.
I'm just, I'm out here to prove that I'm the shake maestro!
- [Pear] The shake maestro?
- [Narrator] Don't laugh bro!
Don't laugh.
- [Pear] I'm not laughin', okay.
- [Narrator] Wally!
Wicked Wally wombat!
- [Pear] Oh, it doesn't say that, but okay.
- [Narrator] I'm the shake maestro,
I'm gonna give him the shakes
that give him the shakes!
- [Pear] So weird!
- [Narrator] Oh yeah!
Just you wait,
you're gonna see some awesome shake makin'.
- [Pear] Yeah, I mean so far you're doing a good job.
- [Narrator] I know.
- [Pear] You're getting perfect every single time.
- [Narrator] I know, that's cause I'm perfect.
- [Pear] Yeah.
- [Narrator] But you know, I don't want them to be
disappointed in me so I'm gonna
serve them up some good stuff!
- [Pear] I know, just just keep saying that--
- [Narrator] But it's true!
- [Pear] You're just, okay.
- [Narrator] Yeah, it's true!
Totally true!
- [Pear] Okay, so what part do you go on to next?
- [Narrator] See this is where you finish it up.
See those other ingredients at the top?
That's what you use here,
you gotta put those last few things on there.
- [Pear] Yeah it looks like you just need a new what?
Some whipped cream--
- [Narrator] Yeah.
- [Pear] Some peanuts--
- [Narrator] Yeah.
- [Pear] A couple cookies--
- [Narrator] Yeah.
- [Pear] And a cherry.
- [Narrator] Yeah, that's about it.
- [Pear] What do you mean, that literally is it.
That's all that's on the ticket.
- [Narrator] No.
- [Pear] That's all you need to put on there.
- [Narrator] Yeah, but that's what I did the first time
and they weren't happy.
- [Pear] Oh, so okay.
- [Narrator] Yeah so I'm just gonna make sure
they're extra happy.
- [Pear] Yeah but--
- [Narrator] But what?
- [Pear] There's no--
- [Narrator] But what?
- [Pear] There's no strawberry syrup on this order.
- [Narrator] We're having a strawberry party up in here,
we're also having a chocolate syrup party.
- [Pear] That is also not on the ticket dude.
- [Narrator] It doesn't matter Pear, doesn't matter.
It's very important that I get it right.
- [Pear] Yeah, but you're not getting it right,
because that's not what's on the ticket!
(laughing)
- [Narrator] Listening to tickets!
We saw how well that worked out
for me the first time right?
- [Pear] I wasn't here for that.
I don't know what you're talking about.
- [Narrator] Sorry banana I didn't mean
to hurt your feelings.
Okay let's put some more bananas on here,
maybe put a couple chocolate chips on there.
- [Pear] Dude--
- [Narrator] Oh yeah gotta get some of them cherries.
- [Pear] That's way more than they asked for.
Dude what are you doing?
- [Narrator] Oh, you want more cherries?
Cherry party!
Cherry party up in here!
- [Pear] Dude!
- [Narrator] Cherry parties,
they definitely aren't the pits.
Oh, how bout some more chocolate chip sandwiches?
- [Pear] Dude, that's way too many--
what are you doing?!
(laughing)
- [Narrator] You like bananas?!
- [Pear] Okay, you've officially gone off the deep end!
- [Narrator] I'm gonna sprinkle some love on there
with some sprinkles.
Get it?
Sprinkle some love, sprinkles?
(laughing)
- [Pear] What is going on?
- [Narrator] Oh no I spilled some, I spilled some.
I missed the glass.
- [Pear] Pretty sure that's okay.
- [Narrator] Here's some for my homies!
- [Pear] What are you doing?
- [Narrator] The customer's always right.
I'm satisfying the customer.
He wants all of 'em.
- [Pear] Those things are not on the list!
- [Narrator] That's what I'm trying to tell you Pear.
The first time I played--
- [Pear] Okay.
- [Narrator] I put everything on the list
that was on the list on the sundaes.
- [Pear] Dude!
That's way too many cherries!
- [Narrator] What!
That's crazy talk, you can never have too many cherries.
Come on, cherry party.
(laughing)
- [Pear] Hold moly, okay.
- [Narrator] One for the road.
Yeah get some more chocolate chip cookies up in here.
(laughing)
- [Pear] Dude, this is insane.
- [Narrator] See I told you, the first time
I did it right and they said it was wrong,
so I'm doing it right this time.
- [Pear] Dude there's like 800 cookies in there.
- [Narrator] Shoot, you're right.
That's probably not enough.
- [Pear] No I'm saying that's probably--
- [Narrator] What!?
- [Pear] Yeah, see?
- [Narrator] What!?
- [Pear] You put a bunch of stuff
that they didn't want in it.
- [Narrator] 36 cents!
Are you kidding me, that's an insult.
- [Pear] Yeah, you didn't make it the way
that she wanted it.
- [Narrator] You didn't make it the way
she wanted it!
- [Pear] I'm not playing the game, you are!
- [Narrator] Alright, let's see what Harry bear wants.
- [Pear] Harry bear?
- [Narrator] Yeah, Harry bear.
Oh he wants some of that,
he wants some of this,
he wants some of that,
and probably a thousand other things right?
- [Pear] No, no.
That's the thing, you gotta get it just perfect.
- [Narrator] Nuh-Uh, apparently perfect
is not what they want
because I did perfect the very first time
so we gotta do the opposite.
So we're gonna do a really crappy pour, there we go.
- [Pear] What are you, dude no!
- [Narrator] Alright, now what do you wanna mix it with?
Oh, oh, you probably want some peanut butter cups.
- [Pear] No, it says they want Oreos and strawberries.
- [Narrator] Oh, strawberries, forgot the strawberries.
There you go, have some.
- [Pear] Holy crap, you're gonna get a terrible score.
- [Narrator] You're gonna get a terrible score.
They're gonna love me Pear.
- [Pear] I don't really think so
because you're supposed to, in this game--
- [Narrator] Yeah give the customer what they want.
- [Pear] Yeah.
- [Narrator] So I gotta put
some whipped cream on there right?
- [Pear] Yes.
- [Narrator] Right, that's whipped cream.
- [Pear] Exactly, exactly.
- [Narrator] And then we're gonna get colorful
with some rainbow sprinkles!
- [Pear] No!
Dude it doesn't say rainbow sprinkles on the sign!
- [Narrator] That's because people
don't order rainbow sprinkles
on the side Pear, they order them in their shake.
- [Pear] No, no, oh you don't understand.
- [Narrator] No you don't understand Pear.
First time I made it perfect,
it didn't work, they didn't like it.
So now I'm gonna make it even more perfecter.
- [Pear] I don't think that's a word dude.
- [Narrator] You're not a word.
- [Pear] What?
- [Narrator] Who wants some chocolate syrup, yeah!
- [Pear] Dude again!?
There's no chocolate syrup on the list.
- [Narrator] Gonna get some chocolate syrup
all up in your face!
Yeah!
- [Pear] No.
- [Narrator] Gonna put some peanuts up in here.
- [Pear] Okay that's on the list.
- [Narrator] Hey Pear, you feelin' nuts?
(laughing)
- [Pear] No.
- [Narrator] Little on the ground for my homies.
- [Pear] What are you even talking about?
- [Narrator] I'm talking about being the shake maestro!
Who wants cherries?
- [Pear] Okay, one cherry, and just--
- [Narrator] Yeah yeah!
- [Pear] No!
Not a thousand chocolate chip cookies!
- [Narrator] What's that?
I can't hear you over the sound of
the chocolate chip cookies hitting the shake?
- [Pear] Alright, don't blame me if you
get a terrible score this time.
- [Narrator] What are you talkin' about?
Okay, if you ordered a shake and then--
- [Pear] Yeah?
- [Narrator] Somebody brought the shake out to you
and it had 8000 cookies
and a bunch of other stuff on it
wouldn't you be happy?
- [Pear] I mean, yeah that'd be pretty cool.
- [Narrator] Yeah, yeah!
They want more cookies!
Everybody wants more cookies!
Who wants more cookies?
- [Pear] Holy crap!
- [Narrator] I'm gonna get a good score this time!
Cherry it up!
- [Pear] Oh my gosh!
- [Narrator] Yeah, makin' it rain!
Yeah yeah!
- [Pear] This is insane!
- [Narrator] Who wants cookies?
I'm gonna give you cookies and a cherry.
Some cherries, want a cherry?
(laughing)
- [Pear] Oh, dude!
(maniacal fast talking and laughing)
- [Pear] Dude are you okay?
Bro, are you okay?
- [Narrator] Yeah bro, I'm okay bro, bro, brrrrrrr!
- [Pear] Holy crap!
(laughing)
- [Narrator] That's lookin' real good!
- [Pear] Dude there's so many cookies on there.
- [Narrator] You think I shoulda' put more?
- [Pear] No!
- [Narrator] C'mon, c'mon!
- [Pear] Yup.
- [Narrator] What!
Zero points!
- [Pear] What'd I tell you?
- [Narrator] And he stiffed me on the tip!
- [Pear] Cause you didn't make it the way he wanted it!
- [Narrator] That's it, I'm so angry!
- [Pear] Dude, no!
- [Narrator] What do you want in your shake?
You want some broken glass, here!
- [Pear] No, no!
(glass breaking)
Dude!
What are you doing?
- [Narrator] Yeah, you want some of this too right?
- [Pear] Ow!
That hit me in the peel!
(laughing)
- [Narrator] Shakes that'll give you shakes!
(glass breaking)
- [Pear] Ow, dude!
- [Narrator] How do you like them shakes?
(glass breaking)
How do you like them shakes!
(loud crash)
- [Pear] Ahhh!
- [Narrator] Hmm, where's (mumbles)?
I don't actually wanna know.
It's more fun to guess.
(laughing)
Alright let's do it!
Race your face off!
Better get out of my way buddy,
I'm gonna ram you in the behind!
Oh let's do it, c'mon c'mon swipe it!