Nazis- like bed bugs, they're disturbingly difficult to get rid of.
We tried in one massive world war, but like cockroaches they went underground.
In the 60s though, a new generation of Nazis created the infamous Order of Nine Angles,
a group of satanic Nazis- because satan and Nazis go together like peanut butter and jelly.
The Order of Nine Angles- or ONA- has its origins in a shrouded pact of secret cooperation
between refugee Nazi hierarchies fleeing persecution for their war crimes, and demonic forces from
hell itself.
Actually, that's sort of Hellboy's origin story and we stole it because the truth is
nobody knows the real origins of the ONA, but like any totally serious occult organization,
they like it if you think dark magic and demons were involved.
We won't be dignifying their ridiculous origin story in this video, bu t suffice it to say
that the group came to public attention in the 1960s after... ugh, fine, we'll tell you
their version of their origin story.
The ONA is allegedly the descendant of pre-Christian pagan traditions, which fled underground during
the christianization of Britain.
These traditions passed on their knowledge of arcane sorceries and totally-legit-no-really-for-real-guys
black magic in small temples, kept hidden since the middle ages.
Each temple appointed one individual to cosplay as a Grand Master or Grand Mistress, who was
responsible for the running of the temple.
Sometimes in the late 60s, one Grand Mistress united three of these temples together to
form the ONA- Camlad, the Temple of the Sun, and The... *sigh....
Noctulians.
Turns out not many people in the 60s had been keeping the black magic cosplaying tradition
alive though, so inevitably recruitment had to be opened up to filthy casuals.
Then in the mid 70s along came an Anton Long, a Britt who had dabbled in occultism but wasn't
yet at writing fan-fic levels.
Long became the mysterious Mistresses' heir and upon taking over initiated a massive corporate
expansion strategy he called... *sigh... 'the Sinister Strategy'.
No, we're not making this up, that's literally what he called it.
Watch out for all that edge guys, you might cut yourself.
Long opened up new 'temples' and took it upon himself to basically rewrite and approve the
group's entire mythos, teachings, and very structure.
That's right, a guy who's entire mystical history is occasionally dabbling in occultism
basically rewrote the foundations of a tradition supposedly stretching back to pre-Christian
Britain and nobody saw a problem with it.
That’s how you know a group is legit.
Long's updated and revised traditions were written in English, classical Greek, Arabic,
and to be super legit, sanskrit.
When examined by outsiders though, Long's expansive works were basically just edgy witch
and demon erotica, as it was filled with orgies, blood sacrifices and devilish raves deep in
the woods.
The ONA claims that it has never been a strictly satanist or strictly Left Hand Path organization,
but it is very comfortable with borrowing from both of those fandoms.
The Left Hand Path by the way is the name for people who pretend to use black, evil,
or satanic magic, as opposed to the Right Hand Path which is the name for people who
pretend to use benevolent or 'white' magic.
The ONA believes that cosmic evolution is guided by a “sinister dialectics” of alternating
Aeonic energies.
Told you to have your waders on.
Moving on, the group believes that human civilizations arise, rule, and then die every 2,000 years,
with there being five such eras in our history.
After 800 years, each civilization faces insurmountable troubles which lead to a “Time of Troubles”,
during which a military totalitarian regime arises and then inevitably collapses.
Despite claims that they got their ideology from popular Satan otaku Alistair Crowley,
the ONA refutes the allegations and insist that its fandom is totally semi-original.
Bad news for you at home watching this video right now, because western civilization is
doomed to fall as its own cycle ends.
You may have recognized the beginning of the end by the group's own prediction that sometime
between 1990 and 2011, until 2390, most of the west would be ruled by a militant “imperium”.
If you've recently left your basement in the last ten years, or even casually glanced at
Facebook, you'll immediately recognize that this imperium didn't exactly materialize,
but that's because it's all like totally underground, man, the shadow government deep state behind
your sheepocracy, man.
Even though, again, this imperium is supposed to be a very public thing working to strip
away global freedoms.
In fact, the ONA basically fetishizes Nazi Germany, and praises it as a “practical
expression of Satanic spirit... a burst of Luciferian light- of zest and power- in an
otherwise Nazarene, pacified, and boring world”.
That was a direct quote.
You may have recognized the use of the term Nazarene- here the ONA uses it to refer to
the 'Christianized world'.
The ONA's main beef with the Nazarene world is that it breeds a society of pacifists,
even though those pacifists totally stomped Nazi Germany, and the ONA's 'ideal' society,
into the ground so hard the country literally split in two.
World-War-Winning pacifism isn't the ONA's only problem with the Nazarene world- they
also claim that the west's democracy is itself a symbol of weakness.
As is humanism, capitalism, and communism.
Also in that list of weaknesses is racial equality, and sex equality.
But why do they think these characteristics that the rest of us view as our greatest accomplishments
mean weakness for the ONA?
That would be because despite their prophesied and glorious military imperium is actually
being held back by these pacifist ideologies.
That's right, the ONA basically believes that a bunch of pacifist snowflakes are preventing
the mighty, powerful military imperium from arising.
Sheesh, how pathetic is your imperium if that's your backstory?
Anyways, so why does the ONA want this imperium to arise anyways?
What's the end goal here?
Basically, if the imperium doesn't arise, humanity can't enter its sixth eon, the (dramatic
voice here, maybe do that voice echo'ing effect?)
Eon of Fire.
This eon will be characterized by a powerful government- very Nazi in design- and a racially
pure civilization which will span the galaxy.
That's right, these asshats basically want to overthrow democracy so they can start larping
Warhammer 40k.
Stick to one fandom, guys.
In this satantic Warhammer rip-off future, aryan colonizers will spread throughout the
universe, spreading their pasty white genes across every star system in the galaxy.
Troubles and woes will be a thing of the past, as humanity evolves into one singular, superior
race.
And what's stopping the glorious Galactic Reich from arising?
You being nice to your neighbor.
So how are they going to install Robo-Hitler as human god-emperor?
Well, through subverting western civilization.
The ONA believes that if it can systematically pull apart the seams of civilization, then
it can hasten the societal collapse that will allow their mighty military imperium to arise.
To achieve societal collapse, the ONA encourages its members to learn from anarchist, other
neo-nazi, and islamist militant groups.
The group has largely failed at inciting any sort of social disorder, probably because
their numbers are so incredibly low.
Despite ONA membership being secret, in the 90s it was believed that the group had as
few as a dozen or less members.
In recent years it's grown in popularity thanks to an increase in far-right sentiment around
the world.
Still, the group is only believed to number a few thousand.
To no one's surprise, ONA shares members with other far-right and Neo-Nazi groups as the
Atomwaffen Division, National Action, Sonnenkrieg Division, and Nordic Resistance Movement.
In 2019, army Specialist Jarret William Smith was arrested and charged with distributing
of information related to explosives and weapons of mass destruction.
He was believed to have been planning an attack to kill federal agents along with three other
members.
The motivation for the attack?
To glorify the ONA and further its agenda of fear and violence.
In 2020, paratrooper Ethan Melzer of the 173rd Airborne Brigade, planned an ambush of his
own unit alongside other ONA terrorists.
His goal was to kill as many of his fellow soldiers as possible, but luckily he was discovered
and charged with conspiring and attempting to murder military service members and providing
material support to terrorists.
He was also charged with leaking classified information to the ONA and another Nazi idiot
group and now faces life in prison.
More military service members would be exposed as ONA members, including Corwyn Storm Carver
who was found with ONA paraphernalia, and Shandon Simpson of the Ohio Army National
Guard.
He had been sent to help deal with the George Floyd protests in Washington, but had a plan
to kill protesters to do his part in the “racial holy war”.
The FBI however got to him first.
In January 2020 Luke Austin Lane and two others were arrested for stockpiling weapons and
plotting to kill an antifascist couple and their children.
Lane along with a dozen other people had prepared for this by engaging in paramilitary training,
sacrificing a ram, drinking its blood and taking a bunch of drugs.
In September of 2020, police in Canada arrested Guilherme “William” Von Neutegem for the
murder of Mohamed-Aslim Zafis.
Zafis had been found dead with his throat slashed open not far from the mosque he worked
at as a caretaker.
The police also believed that the killing was related to the murder of Rampreet Singh
just a few days before and a short distance from where Zafis was discovered.
At Neutegem's home the police discovered an altar with the ONA's official logo adorning
a large monolith.
He was also known to promote his ONA views on various social media, and even had his
own Spotify of him conducting Satanic chants.
The US isn't the only one with an ONA problem in its military though, as an investigation
in Canada revealed that a special forces soldier from its elite Canadian Joint Incident Response
Unit was a member of the ONA.
Another soldier connected to this sf trooper had been previously revealed as an ONA recruiter.
In 2021, a British man, Danyal Hussein, killed two sisters as part of his fulfillment of
a demonic pact.
He too was known to be closely affiliated to the ONA.
Today the ONA is only growing in popularity because of the large numbers of social outcasts
who need to feel empowered.
Membership offers a community of individuals who accept you just the way you are- as long
as that way is straight and white- and this can be a powerful lure for the growing number
of disenfranchised youth.
The black magic mythology and ritual isn't just great cosplay, it adds to the shadowy,
mysterious, and elitist appeal of membership- if you can use magic, you're literally better
than people who can't.
However, the magic aspect of ONA- like in many similar groups- is merely a way for powerless
individuals to feel as if they might have a chance of affecting some real change in
their lives or communities that they can't otherwise.
Even if all it is just burning smelly incense and reciting made-up nonsense- the appeal
of feeling like you are empowered is a strong allure to many.
Despite its lofty ambitions, the ONA has completely failed at its own goals of bringing on some
terrible Warhammer 40k global larp, and instead blame the failure of their mighty military
imperium to arise on the world's growing snowflakes.
Any good Otaku will tell you that when your mythos starts not making practical sense,
it's time to rewrite your whole fandom.
Now go learn how the ONA got its own backstory completely wrong with What The Bible Actually
Says About The Devil, or click this other video instead... if you dare!