Hey guys, you ready to go to Coachella?
Let's go!
Come on!
There she is!
Coach Ella!
I'm ready for an awesome week coach.
Glad to hear it.
Come on, don't you have, like, anything?
No...?
No ideas, no solutions, nothing.
Nothing?
Completely empty. I'm sorry, sorry...Well, there might be one way to fix that ...
Really?
Yeah.
All right, so I already have two ideas for you for future videos,
The guy you're talking to is not good enough for you so you should move on
and you should call your parents to have that discussion
I think I've already worked out some points that you're gonna bring up.
Why do you only work when I'm in here?
I don't know....
I just....I don't know
Story time!
Her son flew miles just to be her waiter for a day
A day?
Holy sh*t (Shut...kiddos....shut)
Are you kidding me?!
Are you freaking kidding me?!
Oh my God
This is like a serious freaking outrage (What are you talking about?)
I can't even talk right now.
Like you are ridiculous. I can't even look at you
Are you kidding me right now? (You are my first priority)
Honestly you are a waste of my time. This is a waste of my time.
We can work through this, let's just go back to bed
Do you honestly think I'm going to put up with this anymore?
No ma'am, no ma'am
Come on, no!
I've already ordered a lift so I'm gonna go hang out with some friends down town
And when I return, he better not be on the bed. I am not going to be in the same room as him.
Bye! Go, bye! Ciao!
Man, what is his problem...?
I don't know, I just- I don't know.
Hi, this is the moment when I relay a concise message but being put immediately on the spot has made me lose all composure so
I'm gonna call back when I've rehearsed.
Yes, due to complications - and by that I mean medical complications -
Uhh, I have diarrhea - if we could reschedule my haircut appointment to Tuesday...
H- no, I can't, just gonna- I don't need a dentist.
You know some days I just feel like leaving it all behind...
Hittin' the road, going on an adventure!
Leaving it all behind..?
Yeah.
Why haven't you opened up the silverware you got for Christmas?
Because I've had my old silverware for like years, we've been through
So much, How can I just get rid of it?
You still wear that superman underwear?
Yes, they're completely in tatters and there's a hole straight through the bottom, but they're still comfy!
And what's that stuff on the counter?
All my writings between elementary and high school, what are you getting at?
I really want a boyfriend.
Well I mean, I'm having a mixer with some friends this Friday, if you want to come meet some people
or there's apps you can sign for, if that's more your style
Or, you know what, I have some friends I could introduce you to, if you want to do that.
What?
Isn't there like a way for me to like, just like, skip all that and go right to...
...having a boyfriend?
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April fool's is really making all my Easter festivities look suspicious.
Mom, you are gonna thank me.
I don't want it- it's a roach? NO!!
No no no, it's all right, I meant, I said- jellybeans
You're an [bleep]
It's just jellybeans!
Put 'em back!
Now, I'm gonna think of it as a frog every time...
Happy Easter.
Ehh....
Here we are
Well, well, well.
Why would they place you there?
Honestly, who even knows, right? It's so stupid, but
Now it seems ve are at the crossroads.
I don't mean any ill-will...
But, you have to go, and I hope that you will cooperate with me.
Oh, oh, what are you trying
To do, hmm?
You have to GO!
Foolish mortal, do you not have any idea how powerful I am?
You monster...
You monster! Monster!
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