I'm fine. (Sniffs)
I'm fine.
The truth can hurt sometimes,
but the good thing is I'm old enough and adult enough
to move on. Get over it.
And move forward.
Hi guys! And welcome to the internet!
This week Rosie and I are playing "Playground Insults".
We shall throw playground insults at each other
and the first person to laugh, loses the game.
I am worried that I'm going to laugh at my own insults,
That's okay.
I can laugh at my own insults.
Well you're not really supposed to laugh at all.
No, but I'm not meant to laugh when you insult me.
But if I am insulting you, and it's so good an insult that I laugh that's fine.
Just so you know.
Okay, just so you know I'm going to go in quite strong
Sometimes I think you look like a pigeon
Your vagina reminds me of my granddad's face
Rosie
Rose
Just be....
Just because
your mustache is blonde doesn't mean I can't see it.
Your mustache is black, what's your excuse.
Sometimes I wake up and all I stare at
is...
is your double chin.
You are going to be the oldest person at the 5H concert, who is not a mom.
As 5H say
"Got some dirt on your shoulder, (then) let me brush that off for you."
"If you're feeling me, put your five high"
You've slept with over 30 people.
Probably, I have lost count.
You
have bad skin, one week of every month.
and you're also really testy.
I think I fancy Shannon.
I married the wrong sister.
You need a personal stylist.
Your eyebrows aren't what they used to be.
Your age is holding me back within our relationship.
How?
I find it limiting.
Why?
Cause I want to go clubbing, and you're like old and don't want to do that.
Yeah I do, I went clubbing the other day with Alexis G. Zall, she keeps me young.
You give me knee-jerk reactions.
You're only supposed to do one at a time.
Oh.
You
can't carry a handbag.
Freckle poo.
Rose
Mhm
You can't stick to any diet.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Your flat in Bridge Street had fleas in it.
You've got bad makeup today.
Have I?
Eyebrows are sisters not twins.
Whispers: "Like us."
Sometimes we're doing it, and you're not quite on it.
but I don't say anything.
One time I faked it.
Did you?
Did you actually?
That one time.
When?
I don't know.
Why?
Did you actually?
One time.
Why? When?
This has taken an unexpected twist.
It's supposed to be playground insults.
I'm sorry I made you cry.
Playground insults.
People do cry in playgrounds. It happens a lot actually.
More then you would expect.
Kids are mean.
I remember.
Alright guys if you got a playground insult
you want to leave for us in the comments below go ahead.
I'll get back to you.
In the meantime, we will see you this time next week.
Take care. Don't die. Love your mom.
And see ya later!
Byee! Bye!