I am so fed up with this Candy.
look! I got a starburst.
What did you get?
a twix.
Every year. It's more than the last!
This year they have cotton candy flavor.
I'm going to make sure those kids don't have any more
What are you two doing with those things on sticks?
eating candy!
Yeah, it's that time of year.
It's not that time of year.
you act like it's Halloween.
You gave us a whole bucket!
Yeah. We haven't even finished it yet.
all you two are doing this Spring break is eating candy.
that’s what Spring break is For.
Yeah, we're just trying to celebrate.
school starts back up tomorrow
And I want to be done with all this candy.
But Mom, we're supposed to share.
Yeah.
Don't you remember spring candy exchange
with your classmates?
Fine.
You can take your stuff to school and do your candy swap.
but you better not be bringing any of it back home.
Yes, Mom.
Of course you can trust us.
Mom says the kids have to get rid of all their candy at school.
Will they give it away or eat it all?
Hey. Hey, Noah.
I will trade you one starburst for two eggs.
No, I want two starburst for one egg.
I'll trade you two eggs for two starbursts.
Okay, deal.
But I got to know what's in the eggs first so I can choose.
no man!
That's not the deal.
They’re surprise eggs.
My gosh, I love these stickers.
And I love these spring M&M’s.
You can only get them this time of year.
You guys! Mrs. Vanderwall is coming.
Hello, class.
Hello Mrs. Vanderwall.
this semester...
You are lucky enough to be dissecting frogs.
frogs?
Sounds cool.
ewww. i don’t want to.
And before we do that, I'm going to be covering
what’s this candy wrapper?!
Who does this belong to?
Wasn't me.
Not me.
I don't even like candy.
Me neither.
I think it was the previous class.
I saw it when we came in here.
Well, I don't want to see any candy
or any other funny business in this class.
Yes, Mrs. Vanderwall.
It's detrimental to your health.
I mean, it causes cavities, diabetes...
And I would be remiss as your science teacher
If I didn't tell you about the detrimental effects of eating processed sugars.
Do you all understand?
What do you mean by processed sugar?
Processed sugars are found in manufactured foods.
such as candy, sweetened cereals, soda pop.
Common items such as jelly in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
But Mrs. Vanderwall.
what am I supposed to eat?
they have a lot of that stuff in the lunchroom.
Well, Skip, I've been working with them about serving only healthy items.
like cauliflower, eggplant
and healthy seafoods like sardines.
ewwww.
Well, enough of this fun stuff.
Now that you're back from spring break,
I want to talk to you
about your upcoming science lab.
Noah.
What is that on your face?
uhh...nothing.
Is that one of those stickers that comes in the bunny eggs with the candy?
Because you know how I feel about candy.
Oh, yeah.
But I only buy it for the stickers, not the candy.
What are you guys doing?
We're eating lunch.
duh!
Why eat the same old thing every day when you can have...
candy!!!
Noah, you act like it's Halloween.
It is Halloween.
Yeah, it's twice a year.
Alright, everybody. Lunges!
Emma, come on. You're holding us back.
Stop.
You know the drill. Let's see some squats.
Okay. Time for the last drill.
Jumping jacks.
Come on.
Don't quit on me now.
That's it for today.
I'll see you next P.E. class.
noah, I'm going to Go upstairs to my room and do Homework.
No, no, no, no, no.
Sit down.
We need to talk
What's up?
I want to know...
how did you score those Kit Kats?
Seriously, Noah, I'm getting a little tired of eating candy.
I tell you what.
Give me all your candy
and you won't get sticky anymore.
What?
I'm just being nice.
Hey, kids. How was school today?
We get to dissect a frog tomorrow.
Mom, I got kind of an upset tummy in P.E.
awww Emma, I'm so sorry.
Is there anything I can do?
Noah?! what are you doing with all that candy?
Well, Emma has some too.
hey! traitor.
That's it.
You two are going upstairs to do your homework
and I'm taking all the candy.
Yes, Mom.
Oh man, that stinks.
Finally, I can do my homework
without any candy around
I can't believe Mom's making me go to bed.
It's a good thing I have this.
Okay.
How about two Twix for four m&m’s?
Two for four?
How about two Twix for two m&m’s?
these are the only twix i have!
How about Snickers?
Hey. Hey, Noah.
Do you have any more of those surprise eggs?
No can do, Zach.
Fine.
Let me make a deal for your Skittles then.
Sorry. Fresh out.
noah, Just tell them already.
alright.
We don't have any more candy.
No candy?!
Stinks for you.
Sounds like you're going have to wait till Halloween.
No, I'm not.
really?
Why is that?
Because I've got a connection.
Noah, where are you going?
I'll see you guys in class.
Noah is completely out of candy.
Will he be able to get some more?
Hey, Slick. You here?
It's me, Noah.
Yeah, I'm here.
You got the funds?
Of course I've got the funds.
You got the merch?
Yeah, I got the merch.
It's right here.
alright.
let me inspect it.
Not until I have the funds.
Oh, right here.
Ten?
You want all this for ten?
Fine.
I'll make it 20.
50 or it's no dice.
50?!
All I've got is 40
fine!
You're lucky I'm a good guy.
You got yourself a deal!
I have chocolate dipped peeps.
If anybody wants to trade.
I still have two eggs.
will you take jelly beans.
Oh. What's wrong with you Guys?
How come you don't have any candy?
Our mom took it away.
Oh, I'm not going to let a little speed bump
like that slow me down.
Speed bump? What do you mean by that?
Oh.
I made a deal, and I scored some more.
What?
I can't believe It.
Hey, can I get some of that?
I don't know.
Got any robux?
Dude, how did you get that?
Let's just say I have my sources.
Okay, class, today we're going to dissect a frog.
Noah, that's a nice briefcase you have.
Why are you carrying that?
I've decided I'm going to take school more seriously.
I'm not going to carry a backpack anymore.
Oh, that's impressive.
I wish I had more students like you.
put your books away...
because we're going to dissect some frogs.
Here are your frogs.
I hope no one's queasy.
ewww.
do I seriously have to dissect a frog?
No, Emma, you and your partners have to.
Now, class first I want you to remove the legs...
You take the right leg, and you take the left.
for the next step.
I want to make sure you've all found the stomach.
I think this is it.
Oh, I think he did,
but my stomach doesn't feel so good.
Emma, knock it off.
We don't want to get an F.
Emma, you can get through this.
Just think happy thoughts.
I can't help it. I don't feel well.
Here, eat this.
Candy always makes us feel better.
You think so?
mrs. vanderwall?
Yes. Emma?
is that candy in your hand?!
No, I just found this on the floor.
Okay. What is it?
Can I go to the girl's room?
I don't feel well.
Fine.
Because I'm so easygoing,
I'll walk you to the girl's room to make sure you're okay.
Okay, everybody.
Now that the candy patrol is gone.
Who wants some?
Oh, I think Emma's going to be fine.
Just an upset stomach.
I think it's because of all the...
candy?!
What's with all the candy?
All right, young man, you are in big trouble.
For having candy in my class.
why me?!
they ate it too!
All I know is you're the supplier,
and you're going to the principal's office,
and when your sister's done at the nurse's office, I'm sending her too.
Noah got sent to the principal's,
but Emma got sent to the nurse's office
because of her tummy.
Was she faking?
noah, your teacher turned you in for possession of candy.
Well, I can't help it.
Yes, you can.
Possession of candy is a personal choice!
no!
April and October are candy months.
Oh, really?
Your sister is just as guilty.
by the way...
Where is she?
Oh, she went to the nurse.
Oh, here she is right now.
I called your mother, and she says she threw away all the candy.
Yeah, I know.
it’s so unfair.
Well, if she took all of your candy,
then where did you get this?
Oh. Oh, I found it...
outside the school.
Found it, huh?
Well, there's somebody here I think you should meet.
Oh. Hey, Noah.
Slick?
What are you doing here?
Go ahead and tell them why you're here.
He had the mother lode.
Yeah, the candy warehouse.
alright.
Get them out of here
I'll deal with these two kids later.
Now, as far as you two go.
Principal Andrews?
Yes, Emma. What is it?
I don't feel well.
I think it was something I ate.
I'm fine.
Well, Emma, in that case, I want you to take this bag
in case you get queasy and go home.
Well, Noah, I hope your sister is going to be okay.
But as far as you, young man, you're getting detention.
I feel really stuck too.
Oh, great.
Take one of these too.
because I don't want you to have an accident.
I'm sorry you're going to have to miss school.
but I'm going to send you home.
okay.
noah! What happened?
He's sending me home, too.
But you're not stuck.
Neither are you.
Yeah, I am.
Nothing a little candy can't fix.
You got a point there.
Just wait till Halloween.
Noah and Emma got away with eating too much candy at school.
But what's gonna happen when they fly with their stepmom on Halloween?
I'll trade you this Milky Way for those red vines.
First off, it's a Twizzler, and I'm keeping this one.
If you want one of these, you're going to have to make me a really good deal.
Really?
You're going to treat your poor little brother that way.
Nice try, Noah.
Give me two Sour Patch kids, and I'll give you one of these.
Oh, no. Here she comes.
Oh, you kids are back already.
It's not even dark outside.
Oh, our buckets for fall.
And Dad said to be home by eight.
I'll just take my cut.
What?
That's not fair.
You know, you kids are very lucky to have me as your new stepmom.
Well, you know why they call it sweet dreams.
Oh, I'm so tired.
Hey there, tiger.
How was trick or treating last night?
Oh, it was really good.
Except Emma's not much of a sharer.
Well, I'm sure you got lots of good stuff this year.
Oh, yeah, I got a good stash.
I mean, I got some.
Well, I wanted to remind you,
I'm going on that business trip to Orlandot his morning.
Oh, well, I'd like to go, but I don't feel so well.
Really?
Are you going to have to skip school?
Yeah, I think I have a stomach bug or something.
Are you sure you just didn't eat too much candy?
Oh, no, Dad.
Candy never makes me sick.
Okay, I'll have your new mom
Take care of you today.
She's not my mom.
Either way, I will see you when I get back from Orlando.
Okay.
Wake up.
Dad's on the phone.
What is it?
He wants to talk to you.
Are you feeling better?
Yeah, I'm feeling much better.
Can Emma and I come see you in Orlando?
That's why I called.
I bought you three airline tickets.
Emma, we're going to Orlando.
Just you and I.
What do you mean, us three?
Well, your step now has to take you.
I'm so excited to go to Orlando.
Yeah, the rides are world class.
And when do we board, by the way?
I don't know, but I'm going to get some food before we get on this plane.
Do you kids want anything?
Oh, no.
We got plenty.
Okay, fine by me.
Passengers, As we prepare for liftoff,
I would like to make sure that your seat belts are fastened,
that your tray tables are in the upright and locked position,
and all your personal items and luggage are safely stowed.
Have a safe and pleasant flight with us today to Orlando.
I don't feel so good.
Neither do I.
Do you have the stomach flu too?
I think I'm going to be sick.
Here, take these.
Ma'am, you should know
You can't have your kids bring this much candy on a plane.
They're not my kids.
You unaccompanied kids need to come with me.
That's fine.
Take them off my hands.
They're nothing but trouble anyway.
Oh, the plane's here.
Dad!
How was your flight?
Oh, it was good.
He got airsick on the plane.
And stepmom left us.
What?
Your step mom isn't here?
Oh, she's still on the plane.
She's sitting by herself.
We're not going to need her anymore.
Really?
Why is that?
Because guess who's back?
Emma! Noah!
Mom!
What?
We're a family again.
Feel so good.
I'm hungry.
Let's get candy.