NARRATOR: The following preview has been rated "SC"
for "Self-Control."
[LOUD ORCHESTRA MUSIC]
[MUNCHING]
A long time ago, in a cookies and milky way galaxy far,
far away, Star S'Mores-- the thrilling story
of a princess taken prisoner by the evil galactic empire.
PRINCESS PARFAITA: Help!
I've been taken prisoner by the evil galactic empire!
NARRATOR: And of the unlikely heroes who must rescue her.
There's the young Luke Piewalker.
LUKE PIEWALKER: I won't fail you, Princess Parfaita.
NARRATOR: The mischievous, but lovable, Flan Solo.
FLAN SOLO: And don't forget roguishly handsome.
NARRATOR: With his loyal partner, Chewie the Cookie.
CHEWIE: [GURGLING SOUND]
FLAN SOLO: What?
Whoa!
Whoa, whoa!
Hey!
Whoa!
Stop the music!
Me can't have cookie for partner.
LUKE PIEWALKER: Why not?
FLAN SOLO: This why not.
Cookie!
CHEWIE: [SHOUTING]
FLAN SOLO: [MUNCHING] Hey!
He not chewy.
He crunchy.
LUKE PIEWALKER: Flan!
You can't eat your partner!
You'll have to control yourself, or we'll never
get to the princess.
FLAN SOLO: Control meself?
How?
NARRATOR: Watch as our heroes seek
the advice of their wise and wrinkled mentor, Only
One Cannoli.
FLAN SOLO: Help me, Only One Cannoli.
You me only hope.
CHEWIE: Wrrawrr.
LUKE PIEWALKER: He needs to control himself, and not
eat his partner, who happens to be a cookie, Only One.
FLAN SOLO: Yeah, yeah.
You got strategy for that?
ONLY ONE CANNOLI: Use the four.
FLAN SOLO: Sorry, use the wha?
ONLY ONE CANNOLI: The four.
When you start to lose control, stop and count to four.
It will help you calm down.
Remember, the four will be with you always.
FLAN SOLO: Oh, hey, dat sound like good strategy
to help control meself around cookie!
LUKE PIEWALKER: Whoa!
You're losing control.
Remember, use the four.
FLAN SOLO: Yeah, right.
Me stop, and count one, two, three, four.
LUKE PIEWALKER: Do you feel calmer now?
FLAN SOLO: Yes.
The power of four is strong.
But the power of cookie is stronger!
Cookie!
CHEWIE: [GURGLING SOUND]
FLAN SOLO: Om!
LUKE PIEWALKER: Oh, no!
He needs to try another strategy!
NARRATOR: You'll get goosebumps when they seek out
their wiser, and even more wrinkled, mentor, Groda.
GRODA: More wrinkled?
Hmph.
When 900 years old you reach, look as cute you will not.
Hmph.
FLAN SOLO: Hey, he remind me of somebody.
But who?
LUKE PIEWALKER: Master Groda, my friend
needs another strategy to help control himself.
GRODA: Strategy, hm?
Sing a little ditty you must.
Yes.
FLAN SOLO: Sing?
Well, how singing help me control meself?
GRODA: Helps take your mind off the "you know what."
FLAN SOLO: "You know what?"
Oh!
You mean cookie!
Ah!
LUKE PIEWALKER: Flan, stop!
Try the new strategy.
GRODA: There is no try, only sing!
[SINGING] La, la, la, la la.
FLAN SOLO: OK, me sing!
[SINGING] Twinkle, twinkle, little star ship.
LUKE PIEWALKER: I think the singing strategy
is helping to distract Flan.
FLAN SOLO: [SINGING] Up above the world
so high, like a-- cookie in the-- cookie!
Om!
LUKE PIEWALKER: Oh, no!
That strategy didn't work!
How will we rescue the princess now?
NARRATOR: You'll feel the tension as our heroes come face
to face with the ultimate villain.
DARTH BAKER: I find your lack of control disturbing.
LUKE PIEWALKER: Darth Baker?
FLAN SOLO: What we do now?
LUKE PIEWALKER: I don't know.
We're all out of mentors.
Oh, if only my father were here.
DARTH BAKER: Luke, I am your father.
LUKE PIEWALKER: What?
FLAN SOLO: Interesting twist.
LUKE PIEWALKER: Father, I feel the good in you.
Give us a new strategy!
DARTH BAKER: Aw, that's easy!
Just stop and pretend the cookie is something else,
something you don't want to eat.
FLAN SOLO: Oh!
That good strategy.
Uh, OK.
Oh!
Then me can pretend that this is a-- aha!-- me granny.
CHEWIE: Wrrawr?
FLAN SOLO: Yeah.
Now me can control meself, because me would never
eat me granny.
Right, Granny?
CHEWIE: Wrrrawr.
LUKE PIEWALKER: Pop, your strategy worked!
You're the best daddy in the whole universe.
DARTH BAKER: [SNORTING]
NARRATOR: And finally, you'll cheer
when they rescue Princess Parfaita.
PRINCESS PARFAITA: You rescued me.
And for your reward, you can have my hairdo.
FLAN SOLO: Your hairdo?
PRINCESS PARFAITA: It's made of cookies.
FLAN SOLO: Cowabunga!
You me kind of princess!
CHEWIE: [GURGLING SOUND]
FLAN SOLO: [MUNCHING]
NARRATOR: Coming soon, Star S'Mores,
a movie that's out of this world.
FEMALE PUPPET: The time has come to choose
who will play in "The Hungry Games."
And may the cookies be ever in your flavor.
COOKIE MONSTER: Cookies?