You're so much fun.
I know.
I just unmuted you on Twitter last night.
Aw, thanks.
Yeah, no prob.
That's such a huge step.
You don't hate me as much anymore. I'm so happy.
I'm so glad we're doing your video first, so we get all of this shit
Yeah, you happy?
Yeah, have fun editing this, whoever's editing this.
Cool cool cool, thanks moonshine!
Hi guys, I'm Stevie, and this is -
I forgot - hi - we're filming a video. Hello!
This is Ally Hills. She's my ex-girlfriend, if you didn't know.
And today we're gonna be watching old videos of us together
for your entertainment. You're fucking welcome.
Oh, it's gonna be so bad.
Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm not even gonna be cringing about us, I'm gonna be cringing just about me.
I know like, oh my god. Ohhhh god
Okay, you ready? Let's just go in.
Let's just go in.
[inaudible arguing]
[blonde] Shut the fuck up!
[Ally] Yeah, that's our relationship.
No!
That's an accurate representation.
That was our on-screen relationship, we never screamed at each other like that
if the camera wasn't on.
This is not gonna go well.
That's not - we weren't mad.
I know.
So we did though, and people were like
[screeching noises]
every time we hung out
and I was like, "No guys, it's fine.
It's a fucking joke."
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so we were like that. We were like that in real life.
Okay.
This is going off really well.
[video] Yeah, well you're a lesbian, well fuck you.
But I love you.
Yeah!
Fucking suck another dick. What do you want?
No, she said her sexuality...
[Ally] The fact that there's no context.
Oh my - I know what I'm gonna say.
Oh my god.
Are you ready?
No!
Hang on, ready?
[video] I can't be attracted to someone unless I know they're gay.
I can't be attracted to someone unless I know they're Stevie.
Aw, you're trying to butter me up.
[Ally] Cool, cool move, Ally, smooth.
The fact that it just starts and we're like
I was like yeah
Wait, how is that different than right now?
Next!
[video] We are going on a date! It's Taco Tuesday.
It's screams Tuesday.
[Stevie] Oh my god, look how uncomfortable you are.
I'm so uncomfortable.
[video] So? People are staring at us. Who cares?
Well...
Why?
[Stevie] Oh god, what happened?
I can literally see my body
trying to suck itself into, like,
"I want to not be in this. I don't want to be here.
I don't wanna be here."
Oh, I'm so uncomfortable.
Wait, so this is what happened. So then
you're nervous about vlogging.
[video] I... we're vlogging, just so you guys know.
Okay, goodbye.
[Ally] That shirt, oh my god.
That hair! What do you mean, "that shirt?"
I'm sorry.
What did you do?
What did I do? Actually for the record that was your shirt
and you did my hair, so
I didn't do your hair!
You dyed my hair.
I went on an all-day shoot, wait.
You dyed my
Oh my god, you're right, I dyed my hair.
Okay, but you did dye it the second time.
I went on an all-day shoot, and then I was like,
"Hey, babe, come meet us for dinner, we're wrapped."
And then you showed up, and like, eight inches of your hair
it looked like you had just spray-painted it yellow.
Why'd you leave me alone, though? That was your mistake.
And then I tried to help and your hair fell out.
[video] I've never been here.
Apparently, it's Louisiana-themed.
[Ally] Do you see me looking everywhere, but the camera?
I just wanna get out. I just wanna get out.
[video] I know, but the character is from Louisiana- no he's from Mississippi, right?
[Stevie] We're arguing about Forrest Gump.
Yeah, we're not like -
Good content, past Stevie, great content
[video] Well there you go.
[Ally] Good good good good
Good cut.
I would subscribe, for sure.
This has half a million views!
Ohhh, no, what is this montage? Wow.
The fact that you did that unironically is the best part about this video.
This is just - I can't
It's true. It's not ironic.
You were like, "I like this song,"
I'm just shitting on you. I'm so sorry.
This is like our - I think this is our first date night blog that we ever made.
Oh, yeah. Oh I'm pissed. I'm fuckin pissed.
Just furious.
[video] We just had our food. It was really good. I had New Orleans-style -
[Stevie] No one cares!
No one cares.
[video] How'd you like it?
I'm too full.
You're too full? Was it good? It was good?
[Ally] The amount of discomfort is insane.
It's actually insane.
Look at your face.
[video] you can do this if you don't want -
[Stevie] No one cares!
It's so interesting, thank you!
I'm gonna go to Bubba Gump.
That's so fun. I love that.
Oh my god, I just
No, no, no, no
No thank you.
Why is that your reaction?
I'm so pissed.
We sipped out of the same glass.
Look at my face! I'm sorry, that's
Oh, you're angry. You're so mad.
Just angry. Angry kissing.
Aw, now you're not mad anymore.
[video] camera shy now?
[Stevie] You're not mad at me anymore!
Oh my god
Why am I so condescending towards you?
[baby voice] Aw, da boo-boo? She's a baby. This is a camera.
What the fuck?
Ugh, I'm gross. Anyway, next!
I am sweaty.
Don't know what this is.
Oh, a compilation!
Oh, a fan video.
We've definitely seen this. We've seen many.
There's so many.
I'm just
We look so different -
BAD - I'm sorry. I'm not looking at you. Bad, though.
We look bad. When I say "we" I mean "me." Wow. Wow.
And I look exactly the same
I just have a different bright hair color now.
I know.
It's really weird.
We are really - first of all
I forgot that happened.
we are so cute.
[video] [both laughing]
[Stevie] Can we talk about how I thought the shot looked better?
I was just gonna say that
I was really hoping that's what you were gonna comment on because
what are these pillows?
They just happened to be here. I don't know what you're talking about.
No, they didn't. You set dressed this and that's what happened.
Wait, I went to all of the rooms in your parents' house and collected all of their throw pillows
and then just put them there like they were strewn, just happened to fall -
Like we're in a yoga studio. Grab a mat, you know?
What is this? What is this shot?
What actually is this shot? Fuck.
[video] Ally, I'm stuck!
[Stevie] This is when your hat was blue!
This is the hat! Who gave me that hat to wear?
Why do you wear so many hats?
I don't know. Oh my god, to hide the grease.
You're mad again.
I never not mad. I'm always mad.
How do you have an ad on a video that says lesbian in the title? Not fair.
Oh, we're just gonna watch this
[video - singing] Do you like me in a dress?
[Ally] I can't believe we did this live. I'm really proud of us.
I know! It's not lip-syncing.
I know!
Have you ever made a video that's not lip-syncing?
[coughs] What?
First of all
look at how fucking cute we are.
Look at how in love we are. We had just fallen in love.
We had just got back from Dinah. We fell in love.
No way!
Oh, you're right. April.
[video - singing] Am I in love with you?
Tell me do you love me too?
[Stevie] Look how you're looking at me!
Why are you rolling your eyes?
It's for the camera.
Whoa!
Me, though, that's just me.
Aw, you're so cute.
Oh, another fan video
Oh, yes!
[video - echoing] I'm so angry right now.
[Ally] The echo
Oh my god
[video - echoing] Why'd you just call me lady?
[Stevie] Oh, the echoes
I feel like if I'm about to die, this is what's gonna play in my mind.
This is like we died in a plane crash and this is being played at our funerals.
Oh my god, it's like my life flashing before my eyes - this video
This was published after we broke up, I guess.
That's why it's so dramatic.
The skill, the editing, I'm like
En pointe
Aw, Hera.
Oh my god, do you remember that video?
Aw, that's my favorite thing!
That video is where Ally and Spence started snapchatting when we were close, but we didn't want people to know we were dating
And so then you were like
Yeah I'm literally gonna go in for a kiss and I'm like [inaudible]
But then people found out anyway because we're holding hands in the background
I know, I know. It was Kami and Shannon's vlog that like
There's a split second where we're walking to the couch, and you see it and
Oh man
Cat's out of the bag.
[video] I love you.
[Ally] Oh my god, that was honestly sad.
That was kinda sad.
Aw, look how long your hair was.
This editing is so good.
I know, I'm like, "I love us. We're cute!"
It just took this video.
[video - echoes]
[Ally] Oh my god, we died. We just died.
This morning was pretty great.
Wait, I totally forgot about that photo shoot.
Also, great photo, we both look great.
This was our first Dinah. I was trying to find footage from our first Dinah
The fact that we don't have that many videos. We just have to keep watching us do yoga, it's great.
We have so many videos.
Not as many as you think.
[video - Love Me Like You Do by Ellie Goulding plays]
Oh, those were good pics.
Wait, what? This is a great vid. I love us.
It's so good!
Ah, that was the video!
Remember when I had kidney stones
you were so nice.
We're like, "I ship it! Aww. Oh my god."
Oh my god, we ship us together.
Date!
Okay, moving on, holy shit.
[video] Hey guys, I am here with my lovely girlfriend, Stevie.
[Ally] Why are the lights off? This is the darkest video I've seen in my life.
[video] and it's been going alright, I guess.
Wow. You guess it's alright?
Anyway, I thought, what better time than now
[Stevie] Listen did we just not wash our hair and instead put hats on?
Yes.
I think that's... yeah.
I only make good jokes like once a year, so -
So I remember them very vividly.
[video] try websites that weren't online?
[Stevie] You thought I was so funny.
I did think that was very funny.
I did too. I laughed at my own jokes.
[video] our relationship.
Like they already have.
Zing!
The thing is though, seriously, is that I prefer the offline websites.
I just laughed again!
Why did I make the joke again?
I don't know, but two years later *snaps*
It got me. It got me.
How did that happen?
[video] it's like we're in a fort.
Whoa, that was the first time I've seen us kiss in these videos.
Oh wait, should we look for a Stally kissing montage?
Hell, yeah!
Whoa
[video] Wait, I'm sorry, this is really weird.
[Stevie] What are you doing?
[typing] Stally kissing montage
What? You haven't already searched it. Why wasn't it highlighted?
This is all of them just from one?
This is from one!
Jesus Christ, cool it dude.
Oh my god. We get it. Oh my god, that's insane.
I look awful!
That's insane, we're still on the same video!
None of these are repeats.
Oh my god, why is Mags just chilling there?
This is a live stream, and we just did this.
Aw, that was really cute.
But like, that was a lot.
Our last moments. Let's see it.
Can we not?
Let's see it!
Or we could just not do that.
Let's fuckin
No, let's not.
I need to see it now. What is this? Oh, please. Please?
No, fuck you. We're watching it.
This hazel person is on it
Are we gonna get in a fight if we watch this video?
Maybe.
*gasp* Then no.
Okay, let's not. I'm not trying to do dat. I'll watch it when I get home.
What is that?
I don't know. Jesus Christ.
Oh, I know. I know what it is.
Fuck.
That's the whole video.
That was it?
That's the whole video, wait
I'm so sorry.
[video] Look how hot my girlfriend is.
[Stevie] You're always mad at me. You're just - look
I don't think I was ever not mad at you.
Constantly mad at me.
Always mad.
[video] Look how hot my girlfriend is.
Look how hot -
[Ally] Oh my god
You're doing it this time!
[inaudible]
We're twins. We're twins
We're twins.
I can't believe that just happened.
You're so mad at me.
I'm never not mad.
Look at your face!
Oh my god, I know, cuz I just
Your tits looked great.
They did. That's so crazy. They don't look like that now.
I'm mad.
I'm mad!
[video] Look how hot my girlfriend is.
[Ally] Yeah, I'd say I was mad.
You're trying to get out of the frame.
You're not mad at me, yay!
Cause I said "shut up" in a baby voice.
[video] Look how at how cute my girlfriend is.
[Ally] I'm mad, I'm mad.
I'm mad and dancing.
[video] Look at how cute my girlfriend is.
[Stevie] Is this entertaining for them to watch? I don't even know.
I can't believe how long this compilation is.
That was our thing.
[video] ...how cute my girlfriend is.
[Stevie] You don't remember this was our thing?
I mean, I thought it was your thing, but I didn't know you said it that much.
[video] Look at how pretty and supportive my girlfriend is.
[Stevie] I'm in the hospital.
I'm so pissed.
[video] My girlfriend's so hot, she starts fires in the kitchen just by making sandwiches.
Look how hot you are.
[Stevie] Mad.
I'm pissed the whole time.
[video] Look how hot my girlfriend is.
[Ally] That's me saying it.
Oh my god!
What the heck are we thinking?
[video] Look at how hot my girlfriend is.
[Ally] Oh my god, I guess I did say it.
[video] Talk about out of my league!
[Stevie] What is this random photo?
Oh okay, cool.
Stally forever!
[reading] "Goodbye Stally." Okay, okay, we get it. We got a farewell.
We got a farewell.
Wow, people were so upset.
Same.
Oh, that was a vid, am I right?
That time, remember? Remember when you gave it all away?
Yeah, I do.
Oh my god, wait. Remember the we-we
Yeah
Yeah, I do.
This whole time you're just like, so, like, you hate everything
And I'm just like, "Aw, remember us?"
And then in all of the videos, I -
There's the hand-holding!
That's it.
The echo on the kiss.
[video] I love you.
I know you do.
[Ally] This is so sad. So sad.
I'm actually gonna cry
[mouthing] Aw, don't cry
[video - I Won't Give Up by Jason Mraz plays]
[Stevie] Wait that's
We thought that Ally might get lost in the crowd so we attached a balloon to her
so that we could always find her in a crowd.
Oh, remember, I always did that to you all the time.
Maybe it's cuz you're just always screaming?
Yeah, crazy.
We're just sitting in silence. There's not even -
That's a funny fucking video.
I know.
I actually I just watched it
I only saw - someone sent me a screenshot of me as Cami, and I was like, "Dang.
I wish I had Cami's face."
We matched on tinder and then I kept asking you out when we wouldn't be far away from you
but you were mad at me because we hooked up, and I told you I didn't want to fuck again?
What? Wait, what?
Yeah, cuz we hooked up, and then I was like, "but we shouldn't date, we shouldn't have sex again."
And then I would always message you on tinder when I was drunk, but we were hanging out
I would just message you and be like, "Hey, wanna go on a date?"
like a fucking asshole.
Yeah, like a goddamn asshole.
I liked you, but I wanted to keep our friendship. Come to find out you were never friends with me.
Hahaha, suck it
Yeah, no that wasn't my intention. I'm so sorry.
So we're gonna go to the ex-girlfriend tag
and we're gonna talk about our relationship and shit on Ally's channel, so that'll be -
It's gonna be a good time.
Are you gonna just piss me off? Are you gonna embarrass me? What's happening?
Oh, no, I'm gonna embarrass myself. Are you kidding?
Oh, okay, cuz I don't know what the questions are so.
Wow. How do you feel?
Sweaty, still. Pretty sweaty.
Good. How do you feel? Check in. What's going on?
I feel like a little bit anxious, a little bit sad, and a little bit like I really love you.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god
Anyway, you feel sweaty, and that's how I feel.
Anyway, cool.
See you guys on the other video! Bye!
Hold on.
Hey. Hey!
My god, whose idea was this?
Feelings are never bad or wrong. It is what you decide to do with those feelings -