- Hey, my name is Malcolm.
I'm a bartender living in Los Angeles.
I'm spending today trying to figure out
which of these 5 people is actually drunk.
(Mellow background music)
- So usually the number one thing you look for
to find out somebody is like,
really drunk,
is the eyes.
If they're glossed over,
that'd probably be a good indication,
look a little sleepy.
Another thing would be,
how loud they're talking.
'Cause sometimes just from being drunk
we get louder
'cause you get excited.
Seeing if they repeat themselves.
Try to ask them maybe the same question twice,
see if they give a different answer.
(Percussion music playing)
- Hi Angel, how are you?
- [Angel] I'm good, hold on,
your name's Malcolm?
- [Malcolm] My name's Malcolm.
Is it Angel or Angel?
- It's Angel.
- Got it! Want to make sure.
All right Angel,
where you from?
- I'm originally from the Bronx.
- The Bronx? What part of the Bronx?
- I didn't live there
for that long so, - No, okay.
- I couldn't figure it out.
- No worries.
- Now I live in Sunny Los Angeles, California.
- How long have you been here?
- Like,
it's been like 5 years almost.
- What part of LA do you live in?
- I'm in South Central.
I like it here
but I'm moving in August
and that's-- - Where you going?
- Hollywood.
- Nice. That's not too far from me,
I'm in Miracle Mile.
- Okay. - Yeah.
So,
are you saying
you're going to come over
or what are you saying?
- I'm definitely come try to kick it.
I want to be apart of this group chat
and like be friends with you guys after this.
- That's a group chat
where we talk about Matt being like,
"Is he cute, is he not, we don't know?"
- He's got like a real adorable puppy vibe.
Like, I feel it. - Yeah.
- Where was the last bar you went to
before we all got locked inside?
- The last bar I went to,
it was probably like West Hollywood.
- All right Angel,
thank you.
I think I'm gonna take Matt.
- Am I cute?
(laughing)
Juliet oh Juliet,
where for art thou?
All right, sorry.
I'm ready for the questionnaire.
- All right.
So Matt, where do you live in?
Where are you quarantined right now?
- I thought you were going to ask me where I'm from?
I was excited to tell you, Malcolm.
- I'm gonna ask that next,
it's not the same order every time.
- Sorry sorry, sorry.
I'm in Chinatown, Los Angeles.
- How long you been in Chinatown?
- That's 3 years now.
- All right, where are you from Matt?
- New York,
nut dream tomato, my guy.
I grew up in New York,
lived there for a bit
then moved to New Jersey,
the tri-state jump.
but yeah, lived to there,
moved to...
What was the question?
- I said no, I said,
when'd you leave the East Coast?
- 2016.
- Oh okay.
Then you came right out here?
- Right to LA.
I called my mama, I said,
"Mama I made it.
I'm in LA.
I'm in Sherman Oaks
and I see an In-n-Out Burger."
I said mom,
"I have made it." (laughing)
And she said lose my number.
- You go home for the holidays?
Wow, Carolina is so bored
that while we're talking
she looks like she's watching--
- No,
I'm like really sleepy.
- All right Matt,
what's your drink of choice?
- G and Ts
- G and Ts?
You should try a Tom Collins sometime.
- What is that?
- It's just lemon,
little bit of simple syrup
and gin,
topped off with soda.
It's really good.
It's a good summer drink too.
What are you drinking today?
- Oh, Bailey's.
A little B Irish cream
for my boy Irish.
(Laughing)
- That's definitely not.
That's a filthy lie.
Nobody just drinks Bailey's.
- In coffee?
Are you f,ing kidding me?
- Oh, with coffee okay.
You just said, "Just Bailey's",
so I was like damn,
that's wild.
That's a wild-- - No, but you asked me
what the alcoholic beverage was.
(laughing)
- Yeah, I'm just sipping on that cream,
straight out of the bowl like my cat.
- There you go.
Do you really have a cat?
- Mm hmm, I don't know where Bean is.
- All right Bean,
I feel like you're rare and ready to go.
If I leave you in the box anymore
it's gonna be a catastrophe.
- Hi Malcolm.
- What's up Mei?
Okay.
Where are you guys?
- Echo Park,
I think.
- So where are you from?
- That is a really hard question.
So I grew up in Illinois
and then I moved--
- What part?
- Outside Chicago.
- And then where after Illinois?
- Then I moved to Washington.
Then I moved to Milwaukee.
Then I moved to LA.
Then I moved to Philly.
Then I moved back to Seattle.
Then I moved back to LA.
- Wow. Where'd you go to school in all that?
- Yeah, so I went to University of Wisconsin Milwaukee.
Then I went to Santa Monica College.
Then I went to Temple University.
And now I'm doing online through Penn State.
I can't stay in one spot.
If you can't tell.
- Wait so how?
Are you getting multiple degrees
or is this all,
like what's this in the pursuit of?
- No I literally go to school
for like one semester
and then like nope over it.
And then I move across the country.
- Wait are you kidding?
You literally
All these schools are undergrad degrees?
- Yeah. (laughing)
Yeah, I just turned 21.
I literally like I have...
(laughing)
- You know what,
I'm skipping you.
This is definitely not.
I'm not dealing with this nonsense.
- As in I'm being honest.
I don't understand why you won't.
Malcolm, Like can we talk?
What's our beef?
Like why are you mad?
- if you show me an ID that says you are 21,
I will Venmo you 50 bucks.
(upbeat music)
- No, are you serious?
I'll show you right now.
Oh my god. Hold on.
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
Where's my ID? Where's my ID?
Where's my ID.
I'm not gonna lose 50 dollars.
Oh my god.
Where's my wallet?
NO I found it! I found it! I found it!
- Yeah, if she can't find it.
Where's the date?
Oh my god!
You are so young!
Put your Venmo in the chat.
You just won 50 bucks.
I mean it.
I'm recording on my phone
or else I'd send it.
- All right, so wait,
you just turned 21,
so where did you go
when you turned of age to go out?
- No where,
it's quarantine baby. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- I just literally just turned 21.
- Well Mei, it was nice to meet you.
Happy birthday, I'm so sorry that you didn't
get to celebrate it on the day,
but you're going to have a great time.
- It's okay,
I love you so much.
Thank you for chatting.
- No problem. All right,
let's go, Irish. - Nude, say it back.
- No. No.
That's rule no. 1:
don't tell boys you love them when you're 21.
Next video.
- I'm gay.
I can tell boys whatever I want.
- Oh sorry,
do not tell girls you love them
when you're 21 either.
Do not tell anybody.
- All right Irish. - What's going on bro?
- Now you seem to be
the cool, calm, collected one of this group.
- Definitely.
I'm Libra all the way through man.
I just wanna be chill.
- All right.
What you drinking today?
- I bought some Milagro
right before quarantine started,
so I just threw that in
with some orange sweets tea
and now we're here.
- Where are you guys quarantined at?
Where are you?
- Actually I was going to say Echo Park, Mei?
Yeah, I'm on El Dorado.
Anyway.
- I have no clue what street I'm on.
It's not my apartment.
- Got you, got you.
Yeah, no.
I'm in Echo Park, like Filipino town.
- Oh, that's cool.
Where you from originally?
- San Diego, Carlifornia. Diego, baby.
- There you go.
Are your folks still down there?
- Yup.
- Have you seen them during quarantine
or have you been sticking,
staying up there the whole time?
- My dad came up a couple weeks ago.
I'm worried.
I don't know if I have it or not
and I know he still sees like my grandma and grandpa
and stuff.
So, we just kind of talked to each other like in the street.
It was weird,
like it was weird as,
'cause that's my dad
and we couldn't get closer.
- All right, I think.
So this is like an easy going conversation,
just chilling,
there's nobody being mad at each other
like the other ones.
- Carolina Reynoso, lets go.
- Hi.
(laughing)
Hi.
(laughing)
- Oh, we're already starting
with the being really drunk.
Okay, got it. - Hi.
- Here we go,here we go,
here we go with the faking.
- Carolina or Carolina?
How do you say it?
- Do you speak Spanish?
- I do speak Spanish, yes.
- So you could say Carolina.
- Your room is definitely the coolest set up
out of everybody's,
I see you got a lot going on.
- Thank you so much.
- Where are you from Carolina?
- Okay, so I move around like Mei,
but I'm primarily in Orange County.
- What part of Orange County?
- So I've lived in Placentia,
Yorba Linda,
Anaheim. - All right. So like all over.
- I've also lived in Downtown.
I've lived in Tijuana.
- Do you have family in Tijuana?
- I do.
Just my grandma - That's pretty good.
and one of my aunts right now.
- All right.
What's your drink of choice?
- Okay so,
they call me
"Tequila Carolina"
'cause I love tequila.
- I hope that's your Instagram handle.
Please tell me that's--
- Uh no, I can't.
My dad doesn't have an Instagram,
but he has spies,
so like he watches me.
#Latinodad.
But no, but like for real.
So tequila,
but the thing is I ran out
like a couple weeks ago
so I only have- - just go get some.
- No.
- Have you not left the house in 3 months?
- No, I was just at Trader Joe's.
(laughing)
- They have tequila.
They have tequila at Trader Joe's.
- Yes but I don't have room
in my fridge.
(laughing) So I had to get
It's over, I have
♪ Tennessee Whiskey♪♪
So I have that.
I'm drinking whiskey.
- Where are you quarantined?
- Beverly Hills, Carlifornia.
- Whoa.
Look at you.
You have roommates?
- I have one, yeah.
- All right.
So I've looked over my notes.
I've thought a lot about this.
This is the first time I've ever had to decipher
if somebody was actually drunk or not
because usually at a bar you can tell,
pretty easily who is.
So,
I'm feeling like there's three of you
who really played it up.
One of you
who kinda like played it chill,
who still might not be drunk.
So I'm gonna--
first crossing off
and I don't think this is probably the wrong move
because she's an actress,
I got to cut off Carolina
because she's just trying be in a role,
you know acting,
trying to do something for her real.
Matt was too chill
and so I think he's not it either.
Angel he was the third toughest,
but I'm going to say it's not him.
And that came down to Mei and Irish for me
and I feel like what happens when you drink,
you have like fun, easy conversations.
And the easiest fun conversation I had
was with Irish.
Maybe that's just
'cause he's just a chiller
and he's dope,
but I'm gonna guess it's cause he's a little tipsy
and that's my final answer.
(banging)
- [Offscreen Voice] All right, will the drunk person
raise their hand,
make yourself known?
- Aye yo sis, what's up.
- Damn it. (beep)
Angel.
Almost said it,
he was the one
I was worried.
All right.
I should have known.
It was all tough picking it
because I think also knowing that four people
were faking it.
And then ultimately I just went with Irish
because he told a story about his dad.
I feel like people divulge details about their lives
to you when they're a little drunk.
So I thought, you know what,
go with that one.
Maybe I just liked him the most
and so I picked him as the drunk guy.
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