(audience clapping)
- Closing the show with a comedian this great,
is one of the hardest things a person like me has to do.
The first time I opened for him, I was in high school.
I was 16 years old.
I wore a suit.
(audience laughing)
Make some noise
for one of the greatest comedians of all time
(audience cheering)
Chris Rock
(audience cheering)
Yes sir.
It's an honor and a pleasure really.
The joy of my career doing this tour with you.
It's our last day tonight.
And this has been fifty years in the making.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for this.
(audience cheering)
- [Matt] Have fun.
Like you do at the comedy store.
- [Chris] This is so weird
- [Matt] On and cracking.
- [Chris] I can't tell if they're old or young or.
(audience cheering)
What's up Boston?
(audience cheering)
Whoa let me do the show y'all. (audience cheering)
Y'all got me all misty and shit, come on.
(audience cheering)
- Whoa.
(audience cheering)
- I go by the name,
Christopher Julius Rock.
Son of-
Rose
and Julius.
(Chris singing)
But on a special
you don't really wanna be screaming the whole time.
The best way to figure that out is to cut it.
But you only get to do the live thing once.
It's gonna be the most press any sh-
any comedy show's ever gotten.
- [Videographer] Yeah.
- You know?
And that's the one they're gonna review.
- Yeah. - [Videographer] Yeah.
This could be the last one.
- Fuck it's a long tour.
(audience cheering)
- Is it on?
- Yeah. They're fixing it right now.
The sound went out, I might have to do
the whole show without- (audience laughing)
- I mean, I'll do it.
I don't give a fuck
- [Audience member] Yeah!
They're fixing it right now.
- They're fixing it right now
- [Audience member ] Yeah.
(audience clapping and cheering)
- [Audience member] Welcome to Paris.
- [Audience member] I love you.
- [Audience] We love you (audience cheering)
- The show is not, it's not just jokes man.
- It's the rock star part of it.
- Comedians are horrible rock stars.
That is.
Come out and just do the show, there's no lighting.
- I think Kevin does a lot of shit.
- Yeah, that's rare.
That's rare. - (indistinct) fucking
15 trucks. - Like every musician
thinks about that shit. - Right.
In the shittiest club, in the smallest-
Oh, comedians only think about that shit
when they get famous.
What a fucking crazy-ass day.
What the fuck went down today.
Fuckin' abortion today,
Next week, slavery.
(audience cheering)
(Chris Rock laughing)
- [Adam Sandler] Are you still dope?
What are you doing?
(Adam Sandler laughing)
- [Videographer] Already getting in trouble.
- [James Corden] This is my favorite.
If I suck winner's dick, I get his-
- Didn't make the cut.
- Didn't get in.
- But belonged somewhere.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- I gotcha.
- Yeah. Yeah.
Pussy, do it.
Do it all again.
(all laughing)
- We got him.
- That's good.
I can't wait my man
Gonna be good.
(tape wiring)
- Ghosts!
Ghosts in the house!
(Chris drumming on a wall)
(indistinct)
- It's like, yeah, he killed, he killed. He annihilated.
Tell me one of his jokes.
(Chris chuckles)
It's like, what do you remember?
(Chris chuckles)
It's like, what do you remember?
(laughing)
- See how it goes.
You know?
Take nothing for granted.
- [Kevin Hart] Thank you.
Thank you for fucking- - Thank you, shit.
- For coming and just doing this shit.
Don't happen without this lineup man.
It don't happen.
- If I die and anybody's talking about my work.
I have fucked up.
Your job's not your life.
Your life is relationships.
- [Chris] Hear everything, listen to nothing
but hear it motherfucker
'cause you might hear some good shit.
Hear everything.
Do not close your ears.
No matter who gives you the advice.
- Just fake outrage.
- Stop it.
Stop it.
- [All] Cheers
- You're here first.
(music chiming)
- Hey.
90 days.
- [Videographer] 90 days to the, to the special.
- Yo this shit right here.
- I have to get 20% funnier in 90 days.
- We do a hundred shows.
We'll meet three comedians that do sound checks.
I was telling everybody,
standup's the best job, (audience laughing)
in all the arts.
- It's great.
- Bring the Pain came out in 97, 96.
- He's still doing it.