- If I approached you like this Friday,
like we need to get married, I can't tell you why.
I think you would say yes.
(fun upbeat music)
- Hello. - Hello?
- My name's Taniya.
- I'm Joe.
- I'm Siri.
I'm Jack, and we're dating.
- This is my girlfriend.
- To be honest. - To be honest.
- Yes. For sure.
- I think so. Yeah.
Always had a little crush.
- I love her.
- She gets involved with the porn?
- She would say yes.
(Jesse laughs)
- She would say yes.
- Yes.
- I think Joe would say yes.
- Why are you going with yes?
- You're just like a curious person,
and you would give anything a try.
- At first I said no, it would like wreck
ever working in education ever again.
But then he was like,
if you didn't have to worry about that,
what would your answer be, and then I said yes.
- I say, yes.
- Yeah.
You're an empowered woman.
You can do whatever you want.
- I would also say yes.
I'd probably inherit something like that.
That seems like a fun opportunity.
- I say yes.
- Would you want me involved?
Yeah, as long as it's with women, I wouldn't mind.
- Okay. (laughs)
- That's kind of a tricky one
because my initial thing is like $450
is maybe not enough money to do that.
But there is a certain amount of money,
like you would say yes to.
- I don't think you'd say yes to that.
That would be so uncomfortable for you.
- Would you just be down to do it if I propose it?
- No.
- For 450 bucks,
and curing cancer
- No.
I think Joe would do it if it was to cure cancer.
- I said yes, but I also said, I said yes,
but I know it's for sure no from her.
It was my exact words.
I'm a science teacher.
I gotta say yes to science.
- I think he said no.
- I said, yes.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- You're a pervert.
You're sick.
- Definitely not.
450 is not enough to have sex
in front of some weird white dudes with the balding on top
and the pedophile mustache.
No.
They propose a threesome.
Do you stay or do you go?
- How are they bringing it up to us?
Like over dessert?
- Beginning, like they're starting the night like this.
In this scenario, it would have to be kind of like
we're either feeling it or we're not.
I think Jack said yes.
- Yes. I said yes.
- I would also probably say yes.
- I think no.
No, you said yes?
No.
- I also said, I know that she would for sure say no.
And then that obviously-
- No, he knows.
- She'd say no, but if it was just purely me
as a hypothetical, I'm saying yes.
- Why?
- I mean, you said earlier how I'm like curious
and willing to give anything a try.
- Am I not enough?
- That's not it at all.
I knew this was gonna happen.
- I don't think she would because she'd think
I'd be over there texting her secretly.
There's no way.
- No, I would not allow any threesomes
with any of her close friends.
- What do you consider cheating?
- Flirting is obviously the minimal offense of cheating.
- Would you leave me for flirting?
- Yeah, you know, that way you waste my time.
Like, I'm good.
- I mean, would I like it
if she was flirting with other women?
Yeah, but-
(both laughing)
- I kinda like it.
- I don't trust any female as far as I can throw her,
and that's not very far.
- No.
I don't think he would.
- No, not into the cheating.
- I would also say no.
- Have you ever been cheated on?
- Yeah, and she knows that.
- How did you feel when you were cheated on?
- Oh, it's like really, really shitty.
- Yeah.
He would not forgive me.
That crosses a big line.
So I think that that would be the end of our relationship.
- That's a deal breaker for both of us.
- Yeah.
It pays 1 million a year.
Do you accept the offer?
- No, we don't like Jeff Bezos, no.
- She said yes.
I already know it, but that's because
she's not up to date with things.
- A million dollars?
- Oh, yeah.
- 100% yes.
- Loud and proud.
I would tell anyone who would listen.
I think you would too.
- Did you say yes?
- I mean, it's just cleaning a penis.
- You'd have to like.
- Well, I don't have to.
You know, I could just rinse. - No, you have to.
That's how you have to clean it.
- No, I'm not washing it like that.
- It was yes. - Yes.
- I would do it.
- Joe would definitely do it. (laughs)
- I did not have to think about that at all.
- Yeah, she would.
- I totally would.
- She met him once.
- Yes.
- So she's like already got a foot in the door,
or hand in the door.
- I think Jack said yes.
- I said yes.
- 100% yes.
Do you support the idea? - Oh my lord.
No.
I don't think he would support me.
- That's tiring.
That's a lot of work for me.
- She wouldn't even wanna do it. (laughs)
- No, she said no.
- I said no.
- Yeah, no.
- Because we do just fine with our bills.
- I said yes, but because in this hypothetical
it said you proposed it.
So I said yes.
- Yeah, no.
- No, no. For sure no.
(Taniya laughs)
- No.
- Do you think I should say no more?
- Absolutely.
- Joe's the kind of person that's like
always ready to like lend a hand.
So if I was like, oh babe, we're so broke.
Like, I lost my job.
I think I need to like sleep with one person a day
for a week that I don't know.
He's gonna be like, even though I have a job Taniya,
yeah, let's do that.
- Yeah, she'll get married to me.
- Yeah. I know.
(both laugh)
I told her it was gonna happen anyways.
- If I approached you like this Friday,
like we need to get married.
I can't tell you why.
Like, it has to happen.
I think you would say yes.
- I'd say yes.
- I think he would say yes.
- Because he loves me.
- I'd be a little worried by the mysterious circumstances,
but I'd say yes. - I mean, I know that.
But I think he would still say yes.
I would say yes too.
- No. - Nice trick.
- We did not.
It did not happen, no.
- There it is.
- I'm a little surprised that she would say yes
to some of those questions. - It's called growth.
- Good for you.
- And you helped me with a lot of that.
- I learned that you would let scientists
watch you do some sex.
I like how comfortable you are with yourself.
- I wasn't thinking about you in the question,
because I realize like-
- Why weren't you thinking about me?
- That's the problem.
- Who were you sexing on in this scenario?
- It'd be you.
You're the only girl I'd wanna do that
in front of scientists with.
- I wasn't.
- [Taniya] I think I would play certain ones with family.
And certain ones with friends.
- [Joe] Definitely not doing these ex ones with family,
but otherwise, yeah, for sure.