[audience applause, cheering]
[bus brakes]
[grunts]
[audience laughter]
- Is this seat taken?
- Uh, no.
Mmm.
Go--
Mmm.
Go ahead.
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On the way home from hospital.
Period.
You'll never believe what happened.
Period.
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[laughs]
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Good guess.
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But the surgeon wasn't wearing a hat.
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Yes!
Exclamation point!
But I, I wasn't at the haunted nail salon.
I was at the regular one.
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[audience laughter]
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Of course it was me on the bicycle!
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You know how strong I am.
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Oh my gosh!
It's so hot on this bus!
[audience laughter]
Ugh.
Can you, can you pull?
Pull the coat.
Don't touch me.
Ugh.
I should've taken my coat off
before they put these full arm casts on!
Ugh.
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I should've taken my coat off
before they put these full arm casts on.
Period.
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[annoyed sigh]
[gasps]
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You'll never believe who just got on the bus.
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Wait, never mind.
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It's not the Jonas Brothers.
[audience laughter]
It's a middle-aged man in sweats.
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Sorry I got you excited for no reason.
Exclamation point.
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- Are you talking about me?
- Oh, sorry,
I don't have any moneyyy.
[audience laughter]
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[laughs obnoxiously]
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Ha ha ha ha.
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That reminds me of when I was a young girl,
and all I wanted was a puppy.
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And I got one.
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Heart emoji.
[audience laughter]
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All: Aww.
- But then my puppy and father disappeared!
Period!
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All: [gasp]
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- [surprised gasp]
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All.
Caps.
NO I WILL NOT FORGIVE THE MAGICIAN!
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING MY PUPPY AND FATHER BACK!
FACE BLOWING SMOKE OUT OF NOSE EMOJI.
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Anyways, back to the nail salon.
So I'm on the bicycle,
careening through the nail salon.
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People were screaming.
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All: [gasp]
- All very excited for me.
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All: [sigh in relief]
- They were so happy it was my turn.
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All: [noises of confusion]
- But then you-know-who walked in.
Period.
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- Jonas Brother!
Jetta: The magician!.
Jessica: Voldemort.
[bus tone]
- Oh I think this is my stop!
All: NO!
- You are staying on this bus.
- We need to know how this story ends.
- And also, what this story is even about.
Dalton: I'll tell you what even is it about!
All: [gasp]
- It's about a father.
All: [gasp]
- And a daughter.
All: [gasp]
- And a puppy.
All: [gasp]
- Period.
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[audience laughter]
- Daddy?!
Dalton: Mi hija!
Jetta: Oh yay!
All: [cheering]
[audience applause]
- Hope you guys enjoyed that sketch.
If you did, maybe you could like the video?
Maybe you could, I don't know,
show all your friends?
Maybe you could comment down below,
I don't know, like,
say how cool you think Naomi is?
I'm, I'm just spitballing here.