This was so great.
So great. It was great catching up.
We don't do this enough though. I know.
This Big Little Lies press, it's a huge show.
All right, gentlemen, can I get you anything else today?
No, just the check, please [crosstalk].
Just the check, please.
Come on. Oh, here we go.
No, no. I invited you, I'm getting the bill, man.
No, no way, no way, man. Look, the check stops here, okay.
Okay. Don't be an idiot, man.
I chose the place, I'm going to pay.
Shut up, man. Look, it ain't happening.
Don't be an asshole, it's mine.
What's your damage?
You have shit in your ears or what's going on?
No, I don't have shit in my ears, okay, man.
But if you think you're going to Hollywood me and pay
for this meal, you're out of your fucking gourd.
Josh, these are the receipts from our last five meals,
of which, I have paid two, ergo, my turn fuck face.
The defense rests.
All right. I didn't want to have to do this, but here we go.
Text message from you two days ago, I quote,
"Fine, this one's on you,
ROFL, winky face, surfer hands."
Yeah, I know what it says.
All right, gentlemen, here's the damage.
I'll leave that right here. Take your time.
Be right back, okay.
You want this?
I want it so bad.
You know, once this starts, there's no going back.
Let's dance.
Prick. You fucking asshole-
Let me fucking-
No, it's mine- I'm paying, I'm paying-
It's mine, fucker.
No!
Damn it. You made me do it, bro.
Your punches suck.
What? Don't hit my face. I. Want.
To. Buy. You. Lunch.
Nerd.
This one's on me.
Aah!
Oopsy-doops, sorry, guys,
looks like the check fell out of the book.
So I'll just leave it here, don't tell my manager.
Let me just grab a card from one of you guys.
Josh, I am so sorry. What are we doing, man?
You're my friend, I don't want to hurt you.
But I sure as shit don't give a crap about this motherfucker.
Aah! I pay or he dies.
Adam, I feel like this may have gotten out of hand.
Let the hostage go.
Yo, what's going on?
That guy from Parks and Rec just went loco.
Oh, word, I love Chris Pratt. Where he at?
And to my dearest children,
please know that if you are reading this,
your father died for a just and noble cause.
I have no regrets.
Really?
Was it too dramatic?
It's a little cliché.
Yeah, well, fuck it, there's no way out of this now.
Adam! I just had a thought. What if we go halfsies?
Huh. Halfsies? Okay.
Why didn't I think of that? Hm.
Well, looks like we may just get out of this yet.
Are you going to untie me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, give me a second.
What's that old saying? Smoke them if you got them.
Yep. Oh man.
No, no, no, no, no!
Man, I was really looking forward
to that new Jurassic World.
Looks like you paid for this one...
with your life.