Hi!
Morning!
What ya blendering?!
Breakfast!
Yay!
Oh, I had the weirdest dream last night.
Will you please not tell me about it?
So I was on a boat.
Oh.
And I fell into the water but I was wearing Poof-Panties.
No way. The end?
- No. - Oh.
They inflated.
Drink your breakfast.
What's in it?
Well, you know how you love fruit, yogurt and juice?
- Mm-hmm. - That's pizza and root beer.
I like it.
So, what ya making?
Lemonade.
I thought you forgot to buy lemons.
I did, so I'm using mustard.
Hey, what time does our commercial come on?!
Uh, well, my guy said it'll be on during Toilet Wars,
probably around 2:35.
It's ready.
Who wants mustardade?
Yellow beverage?
Oh, thank you.
[TV playing]
Did this come out of a horse?
Wait, you threw a whole bottle
of Blue Dog soda... into the street?
Yeah.
Oof.
Oh, yeah. Oh, gross. Liquid filth.
Why?
I don't understand why I have to do all this.
Do you want your own evil twin?
No.
Then you have to do what the internet says.
I do?
This remedy is your only hope.
Well, if it's my only hope.
It is. You ready?
I suppose.
- Oh. - Oof.
Drink the dirty sock water.
[groaning]
Hey, how was school?
Learny.
What ya doing?
I read online that if you mix
coffee, orange juice and a raw egg, it blows up.
Cool, I love explosions.
Then get ready for...
Oh.
Ugh. You got any dynamite?
[chuckles] No. Sorry.
Nona, I'm home. I brought your special cream.
Uh, your Nona's not here.
[Cat] I'm hungry.
Well, I don't have any food that's going to fit through the-
Wait a second.
You want an egg?
[Cat] Yeah, I love eggs.
Okay, suck.
[Cat slurping]
[Cat coughing]
[Cat] Oh. Ew.
Want another egg?
[Cat] No, please.
- What ya doing? - Being a genius.
And pretty soon, we are going to have
all the Blue Dog Soda we want.
How?
[groaning]
I'm making it. I went online and did a ton of research,
and pretty soon, I'm gonna have the exact formula.
Wow. - Cool beans.
Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh. Time to taste.
Just turned this guy here and...
lay some of that on your tongue.
Well?
Do you hate me?
No, I- just put- Oh, come on.
It tastes kinda like Blue Dog Soda.
Well, okay, first, no, it doesn't.
What's wrong with it?
Well, if we're talking about the basic flavor profile
of Blue Dog, the primary taste is a 60/40 blend
of vanilla and citrus with trace amounts
of cherry, clove, nutmeg and juniper.
Jupiter.
Okay, here we go.
Special water for Phillip... and Kelly.
What brand of water is this?
Oh, it's from France. It's called Aqua Toilette.
Ooh, France.
Merci.
Toilette? That kind of sounds like toilet.
Oh God.
Time to wash my mouth.
That's the foot wash.
[gargling]