AS WE GO TO OUR NEXT GAME, GAME DOODY STENCH.
A FUN FACT ABOUT DONALD TRUMP --
I'M GLAD THERE IS ONE --
HE'S THE FIRST PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE TO HAVE HIS OWN LINE
OF FRAGRANCES, ONE OF THE MANY WAYS YOU CAN TELL THAT HE SHOULD
NOT BE PRESIDENT.
IN CASE YOU UNDERESTIMATED WHAT AN ASSHOLE HE IS, ONE OF THE
FRAGRANCES IS CALLED "SUCCESS."
IT'S AN INSPIRING BLAND OF JET FUEL, CAT[BEEP] AND NANNY TEARS.
SO YOU CAN SMELL LIKE A
QUESTIONABLY MASCULINE APOCALYPSE.
OH, IT'S [BLEEP] COLORED.
WHEN YOU'RE PUTTING IT ON SHOULD YOU BE LIKE THIS? SUCCESS.
[LAUGHING] >> Chris: COMEDIANS I'M GOING TO
SHOW YOU A PHOTO OF A SO-CALLED PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE,
AND I WANT YOU TO DESCRIBE WHAT THEIR FRAGRANCE WOULD
SMELL LIKE, OKAY?
FIRST ONE, I'M GONNA START THE CLOCK NOW. LET'S GO.
OKAY, MIKE LAWRENCE.
>> THE GARBAGE CAN HE LIVES IN ON SESAME STREET.
>> Chris: NEXT UP TED CRUZ.
>> GAY PORN AND CHIN CANKLES.
[LAUGHING] >> Chris: CHIN CANKLES.
POINTS. NEXT UP, MARCO RUBIO. ASHLEY.
>> BASIC BITCH FOR MEN.
Chris: POINTS.
NEXT HILLARY CLINTON, MIKE LAWRENCE.
>> LOVELESS MARRIAGES HAVE NO SMELL.
>> Chris: POINTS.
JEB BUSH, MIKE LAWRENCE.
>> THE SMELLIEST BUSH IN ALL OF FLORIDA.
[LAUGHING] >> Chris: THERE'S MORE?
>> AND I KNOW BECAUSE I WAS BORN IN FLORIDA.
Chris: ALRIGHT POINTS TO MIKE LAWRENCE.