Welcome to PICKLERIIICK
turned myself into a picked Mortyyyy
This is a game that I found randomly on Steam
Based around the episode of Rick and Morty where Rick turns himself into a pick or at least
that's what it seems like they fucking no idea what it what it's about when I record the game shadowplay records
It as Russian underground. VR. So you know that's a good start chapter zero the tutorial
I have fucking NO idea what I do in this game, but I'm excited. I want to kill things is a fucking pickle rat. Oh
Man, oh, geez oh God tab left analog sticks a look under tearing a Prezi, okay?
I might just play this with a controller, then oh my god *laughter*
It just says thug life on his chest what the fuck
Okay, whatever "press left mouse button for a weak attack "oh
Yeah, oh yeah, this is gonna be good this. Oh, yes. Oh
Magnific *voice crack*
Just JUST the best animations
Nothing. Oh, this is my little practice nothing, but the best animations
Fuck yes
Get that Mouse off screen get that bitch off screen. No one wants that here oh
Yeah, look at this. We're pickled
Rick right now in a pickled Mouse
Okay, how do I.. okay? Ima beat..? I'm gonna beat the shit out of you,yes!
why is there no music playing? There should be epic music playing! Robin cue the music
Okay, he's dead- CUT THE MUSIC! CUT IT.. is too soon too late too bad
Can I, I can't fucking roll in mid air? What's the point? What's the point here being a roll to break vases?
Oh my god. Yes, it's Dark Souls
Yes, well they get a health potion. I got a fuckin' SWORD baby, OH
YES, you're about to feel the wrath of Kahn right now, are you ready?
FUCK Yes, not even fight back because he knows that I'm PICKLE RICK, erm.. I'M PICKLE RICK?
Yeah, that's right remember the name, it's pickle Rick by the way oh
Fuck yes, y'all know your boys gonna kick some ass now this truly is the
darksouls
of games
The darksouls pickled Rick games
OH fuckin'.. Can't hit what you cant see DODGE..GET OUT OF THE WAY
Fuckin rat bastards come here come here tryin to block my shit. Will you?
This is the most epic
*mimics fighting sounds*
Fuck yes, everything dies everything is down Can I have a potion or something? Oh?
Yeah, I got a fuckin umbrella (what?) nice oh
Yeah, but the music was gonna stop, I'm glad it didn't. very short katana? okay, I need to figure out how I equip shit equipments
No the shield should go on the shield start the sword should go on the sorcerer. It's a fucking lightsaber katana
Fuck yes, I am so into this you know what I picked this game
I pickle ricked this game, and I saw it and I thought this game's gonna be shit
I have no idea how this is gonna be fun to watch or play
OH, I was mistaken
I was so young so naive didn't understand that life does get better
hold up, your boy got himself a very great sword and look his fucking walk cycle. Oh *laughs*
Yeah, this is gonna be good. Oh shit. I need to be careful as well cuz I'm very close to dying
Dying is not a thing pickle rick does. Where's my Szechuan sauce?!
I'M PICKLE RIIICK
Yeah, remember the name hey, Its pickle Rick
Hell to the yes. I got a Vaxe? a very axe
Oh, yeah wait how good is it? How good is it? That's what I need to know?
Defense rate, it's it's worse...
It's worse. It's okay. I got my fuckin.. I got my very sword
*sings background music* Did it hurt hold on hold on hold on goota save does say okay?
Always safe always save always safe
Always be saving what happened to you dude?..
sir?
Okay, he's dead. That's fine
I don't need him anyway cuz all I need is a sick jam and some pickle rick I
Died! I like that i can.. i like that i can stay locked on... Game just stays here until i do something about it
Okay *smack smack smacks his own face*
look ALIVE
Wait wait. Why are the enemies back? Why do I have no- what okay?
I do have my weapons, but I don't equip them for some reason can I fucking duel weild?
No *laughs*
Come here ! c'mere bitch. OWE OWE OWE OWE! fuck
You yeah, who's dead? It's you yeah, who's alive? ITS PICKLE RICK hell Yeah, what's happening?
Why am I not walking in a straight line anymore? Okay? There's nothing down here. It was a lie
It was a lie just like the cake okay get out of here
You know here use your little fucking rat legs there you go at a boy pick rick
What is that?
What are you and WHY are you?
actually better question
Doesn't fucking matter. I got some heavy metal to listen to
Scuse me. Scuse me. I would like you to die. I die I die
Far just like Dark Souls it's exactly like Dark Souls. I'm surprised by how like Dark Souls it is
You see how I attack the enemies, but they take no damage, just like Dark Souls
Dark Souls pioneer that that's the dohh the Dark Souls the Dark Souls ok, I'm running
I'm running cuz this is the thing you can do in Dark Souls as well fuck the enemies just run away
Yes, no sir. I do not want any of that today. I would like a fucking health potion or SOMETHING?!
At least help.. help a dude out ok help a guy out help a guy get his life back together
Ok ok is this the end of the level?
That's the end of the chapter. I fucking did it we did it just like Dark Souls
Amazing they Pickle Rick here to mess your shit
Ok now we're in a Savannah, and I lost all my gear. That's cool. I don't care about my gear anyway
I don't need it. You've experienced a shipwreck find. Necessary tools or working ship to escape this planet. I'm sorry but
Oh
We're getting fucking JIT. Oh
It's so badass
OHHHHH
Yeah, oh, I think I came
But yeah better question when was I ever on a ship that was never that was never established
Whoo I got a key card
Hey, I'm gonna use that I mean use that to open shit. What kind of shit. I don't fucking know oh
That music is fucking good
All right, can you feel it now mr. Krabs?
kill the robot
They vanished!
wassa matter?
They probably saw that I was the Dark Souls of pickle Ricks and got out o, get the fuck out of here
Wait is this you?
now you're in the ground but you still have some health takin' off you and I can't hit you
Yeah, remember the name
By the way, man, I don't even need to play this game
All I need to do is sit back here, this is a fucking sweet gent
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to some kickass heavy metal wait stopped you need to start it again
Please don't tell me you've gone forever. That was the best part of this game the music so far
What's up, Robo bitch you want to go?
Where's your boyfriend Robocop? Huh? Oh?
Bad you're dead oh
So sad! not really fuck you. There's a ship up there that ship is about to be mine. I
I'm gonna I'm gonna get that ship. It's going to be mine
Those are the things?
I just said, but I'm saying them again to reiterate how that ship's got to be mine if you all remember that ow
ow ow ow
FUCK. YOU.
It's good that you killed me because now the music's back
And now we can all fuckin' rock out to some heavy metal again. Thank You robot you saved my life
*Heavy metal head banging break*
Oh mother of fucking Jesus, what are you all doing around my ship? That's my ship. That's the one I'm gonna steal. Oh
But with a steely sword in my hand and some heavy metal my ears
There's nothin i can't do later bitches later. Bye
This is my ship now
commandeer my pickle rink
After that did you see that like fucking lightning? He ain't never seen anything like that before ah
Peaceful
We have made it where the fuck are we? "your teleport has broken"
"But you really need to return back to your own dimension find writing equipment to make sure to survive"
??Make sure to survive like I can't? oh my god the fucking Sun is bleaching the sky
Okay excuse me mr.. Robot don't want anything to do with you right now
Nope. No. Thanks. I want to open up this and be happy about my choices
fuck yeah. Okay, I got some badass shit just now
Well then again. I got a stamina up potion, but I also got me a fucking health up potion
It said a max health up potion. I don't use the potions I
Have no idea what I'm doing I might am I sneaking is that what's happening
Okay, I'm not sneaking no more nevermind. I'm all I'm all out of sneak
Don't know hahaha told ya I'm back sneaking bitches look. You didn't you didn't even see me. You didn't even know where I was
sneaky pickle Rick
Is the sunshine just always on my right?
The Sun is up there now through the trees now. It's through these threes now
It's through the rocks now the Sun is on the ground. Oh look at that the Sun shines from fucking everywhere
That's a real Sun should that's that's what a real Sun does it shines throughout all of your life and makes you feel special
How do I climb ladders?
I'm a simple man. I don't ask for much in life all I ask is how I climb ladders
That's all I ask that's all I ask
Hitting every button does not seem to do jack shit
Never might don't need to claim. I didn't I didn't want to claim that anyway piece of shit stupid fucking ladders
holy fucking the goalie I
Thought I got destroyed, but it was me
surprising myself with my own power
surprising myself with my own pickle juices
What's up?
Fucking hell that was a lot of sounds at once
Hahaha, they'll never fight me cuz I am hidden inside the rock now
I have become rock once was pickle now. I'm rock
Now I'm Dwayne Johnson and like how this guy looked at me though, so he's gonna have to die
Sir sir, you're gonna have to die sir. I deem it. I deem it necessary
I'm hitting you I hear the sounds and there you go through a wall and
Nothing's happening
Sir. There's a lot of problems going on, but I'm just glad that you're out of my life and my vision
I'm just gonna continue on in my pickle adventure, man. I do get up to some pickle based shenanigans don't I I'm such a scamp
No one can control me ever
Stop trying to control me. I'm a pickle. Let me be pickle
You're one of the hard bastards. I don't want to do anything near you
I just want to leave can make it out of here. I would like off this island
I would like to continue my pickle Rick. Oh, I know what this is
I know exactly what this is I know where I am right now hell
This this level is a never-ending nightmare
And no matter what I do, I can't escape
Everything is agony right now the sword and always on the right hand side. I knew it Suns don't do that
Daughters do that, but I I don't know where I'm going this this island is massive
This is the dark souls of islands right now
I have found another island in his home - did you be Wombles the natives of this land
Here was a thinking that I was a native the pickles of the land
But I you can't tickle this pickle
Where the fuck do I have to go the game crashed I tried to go underwater and the game crashed
Best game best game girl. I'm gonna leave this episode here
Hopefully you all got your pickles tickled for today, and you all understand what it is like to be a pickle Rick
It's a lot of people think that it's just going around screaming and pickle Rick. It's not there's a lot to it
You got to go out there. You got to struggle. You got to fight? You got to make your way back home
I most importantly get your Szechuan sauce
But thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it punch that pickle in its Rick
Like a boss and high fives all around
Turned myself into a pickle Morty