I'm about to expose everything you won't admit.
What up everyone it's your girl Superwoman! And it's a regular day, right? So you're having that relationship talk with one your friends.
Honestly, I can't even imagine being in a relationship right now.
Totally.
It's like I'm too independent, you know?
For sure!
Also, I don't need to seek validation from someone else's love.
You don't need no validation.
I'm just too, like, woke as a person.
You know? Like, I'm drinking a kale smoothie right now.
This is gluten-free. Cruelty-free. A recyclable cup.
This company? They employ abandoned puppies.
Yeah, so I can't do all of this plus be in a relationship.
It's too much work.
And THEN she hits you with -
I heard Kenny has a crush on you.
What?
Yeah, Kenny told me he has a crush on you.
Hurry the hell up
Someone has a crush on me
Ho, call me a parking ticket cause
I just got validated
when you find out someone has a crush on you on the outside
You might act like you're unfazed but on the inside your like
I'm the most bomb person on the planet and for some reason it makes you want to be even hotter
Let me put in a little bit of extra effort and see who else I can snatch on these streets
Yeah
And you catch these crushes like Pokemon
just absolutely feeling myself
feeling myself all on the gram
feeling myself while staying hydrated
Feeling myself in my bed
Lilly?
Get out, I'm busy!
And all this leads to phase one of someone having a crush on you. The lead on... now
I hate to say it, but when someone has a crush on you shut up shut up
You're gonna deny this, shut your face, when someone has a crush on you whether you like them back or not you are going
To leave them on why because it's human nature. Why for real cuz it makes you feel powerful
You gonna hit them with the mild interactions like Yo, I'm gonna drop this pencil for you. Imma a bend-over
I'm gonna allow you to look at this booty. Okay consider it a charitable donation.
Wait don't charity only take non damaged goods
Shut the F up zoomed in Lilly
It's like reverse flirting like you have a crush on me. Okay cool
Let me talk to you here, and there... you know, make your day
Um hey, I'm totally lost can you help me?
but I wasn't lost I just enjoy the power of making someone nervous
It's a factorial so you just multiply each one by N
wrong
is that the summation.
Yeah, do the same thing
wrong
He was so wrong maybe he only had skills in picking beautiful crushes
this leads to phase two
Delusions
When someone has a crush on you, you start to read into everything they do and you conclude like yo this person's life
Revolves around me
Obviously and you throw them a pity party every opportunity you have because Dang it must be so hard
To have a crush on someone as fine as you
Mmm. Look at him over there. Just crushing on me so hard
He's literally just drinking juice
duh the juice is a metaphor for how he's bottling up his emotions for me.
I think he might just be thirsty
exactly he's so thirsty he's practically shaking
He's just shaking his juice
You know when he talks to me he chokes.
Oh my god. I think he's actually choking
Like he literally dies over me
i think Kenny just died
It's like watching an episode of South Park over and over again poor Kenny. He used to have a crush on me
Are you okay
After this one of two things are gonna happen all right?
Number one you like the person back and y'all gonna get jiggy with it
Number two you don't and when you don't it's just another regular day accept the idea romance has been infiltrated into your mind
So you're having a conversation with your friend like
I honestly imagine myself in a relationship these days
totally
You know it's nice to depend on people sometimes
for sure
I even stopped recycling and eating healthy because I'm like what's the point?
People crush on me either way. I think was like naturally quirky an attractive and
Then she hits you with
I heard Kenny doesn't like you anymore
What?
Yeah, Kenny. He likes Trisha now, he told me.
Thus entering phase three. The break-up
Yo straight up, breaking up with someone you're not in a relationship with is the worst
how dare you Not be dating me and be cheating on me
Wo-wo-wo, listen hey, hey, what's all this with you're not liking me anymore
hey well, I thought you weren't into me
That's it. You're not gonna like fight for me?
Fight who?
Anyone, Honestly is chivalry dead?
I'm sorry. I like Trisha now.
No. No you don't. listen. Focus. Okay?
I am your crush,
but you said you didn't like me
That's irrelevant, listen
You're supposed to have a crush on me for a really long time. Why? because it makes me feel good God
Do you know nothing about girls?
Okay, fine. I like you
damn straight. You like me
now pull yourself together God. You're practically drooling over me
He has a crush on me
what?
It all of this is my cheeky way of saying that I have a huge crush
sike got ya gurt
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