From the industry that brought you adrenaline rides
the average person experiences maybe once a year,
comes a swarm of nerds obsessively seeking to get on
every single coaster in exsistence.
Promply sparking the creation of roller coaster YouTubers
led by one channel, you either bow down and worship
or avoid like the plague.
Cancer Studios.
Oh wait, did I say cancer?
Cause, that's what I meant to say.
Seriously, has anyone actually watched any of this guy's videos?
"Hello, my name is Taylor Bybee."
"I'm the creator of Coaster Studios."
"Magic cheeseburger, should we add a coaster this year?"
"Yes."
"Oh, the excitement of parking lot footage."
"Thank you for watching!"
"Hope you enjoyed the video!"
"Post your comments below about your thoughts on this video,"
"and do me a favor, make sure to give this video a big ol' thumbs up!"
*Excessive Ear Rape*
"I'm gonna give it a three out of ten."
"I'm gonna give it a five."
Okay, let me get this straight here.
Controversial opinions?
Cringy content?
And he stopped uploading everyone's favourite segment?
Who's running this thing?
Uh, Taylor Beebee?
Uh, Baby?
Booby?
Who is this kid?
And why is his ego bigger than his hair?
You loved channels like CoasterForce,
In the Loop,
Theme Park Worldwide,
and Midway Mayhem.
Now watch, as a channel comes around
dawning the creation of PowerPoints,
top tens without having ridden any of them,
and the biggest knockoff since Chinese SLCs:
Coaster Parodies.
A series of videos
narrated by a dude who knows absoluetly nothing
about roller coasters.
"I know what I am."
"A GP."
With cringy lines that must have offended every single park in America
at one point or another.
"I couldn't care less if they scrapped this thing."
"The thing's sketchy as crap."
"We already know it's jerky and uncomfortable and it sucks..."
"Six Flags, your goal to do nothing but the bare minimum never ceases to amaze me."
And then to make things worse,
cutaway scenes are thrown in there, which literally no one likes.
"Random cutaway scenes with a few comical lines?"
"And usually it's the worst part of the video."
"Say, why is our acting so bad?"
"Cause we were filmed last minute, and we're not actually actors."
Yeah, I know that these videos are just a knockoff of Honest Trailers,
but what is this crap?
"Should have gotten a better catchphrase."
"Um, ouch?"
But wait, there's more.
Now watch as Coaster Studios releases the worst POVs
ever created.
*More excessive ear rape*
*Please stop the pain*
My ears have officially been raped.
And, no one wanted these videos to begin with,
since you can find much better POVs on literally
every
other
channel!
But now in conjunction with those blasted offrides,
half of the week's uploads have been taken up by
content I don't care about!
No wonder so many people stopped following him.
How many hater accounts are there now?
Uh, twenty?
I dunno, I stopped counting when the number of haters
exceeded the number of copycats.
Meet Taylor Bybee,
a cocky teenager with the voice of a middle schooler,
who thinks he knows everything about theme parks
despite never actually working at one.
And yes, I'm surprised too that he's old enough to have a job.
That being said, that's still gotta be the biggest puberty shock
of all time!
"Sup coaster fans, I'm here at Dollywood."
"Alright guys, it is time for Dollywood day two!"
"Coaster fans, it is Kings Dominion opening day 2014."
"Alright guys, welcome to our next theme park adventure!"
"We are at Kings Dominion for their opening day!"
Geez, no wonder he's still single.
You've met Taylor,
now meet his friends.
His best friend, the eleven-year-old YouTuber
with a coaster count large enough
to make even him jealous.
And the British YouTuber who he's never actually met before?
Taylor, of all the channels you could have chosen to collab with,
you picked YouTubers significantly smaller than you?
Where's the logic in that?
Ug, someone just put this guy in row six already.
Coaster Stupidos.
Unsubscribe now on YouTube.
Thank you for watching this very interesting video.
To be clear, this was a big April Fool's joke between myself and Taylor from Coaster Studios.
If you head on over to Taylor's channel, you'll find What Is: Coaster Bot,
a parody of myself, so go and check that out,
and before you do so, please subscribe to both my channel and Coaster Studios's channel.
That's been it, thanks for watching, and we'll see you next time.