Hey guys, so the heating in my house was broken last week, so I spent most of my time like this:
[muffled] come and see my fort!
So this is my new home, also known as the duvet cave.
I have a warm drink, toasty jumper, my laptop and endless 3DS
so I think I can live here forever.
I just need to get a toilet installed.
Ok back to Phil on the bed
Yeah, speaking of my DS a couple of weeks ago I made the faithful decision of revisiting my Animal Crossing town,
and it was a bad move, because I am now so addicted,
it is RUINING MY LIFE
‘You are all that matters’
And a few of you may be like “Phil, I have no idea what Animal Crossing is”
well [laughs] that’s what you all sound like in my head, I don’t know what that voice was.
Well if you don’t know what it is, I will show you.
So basically in this game you are the mayor of your own little town.
This is my town, it’s pretty cool.
It’s kind of disturbing that I’m wearing an animal skull in a game about animals.
This is my crib yo! I have no idea what this is, but it’s terrifying.
OK i’m being stalked by a goat.
I’m on a boat. I spy a big fish…NOW!
Oh wow, I haven’t got one of those. It’s a stingray!
At the mall; what is this? Nebula tea! Oh yeah!
Just training my army of sharks. That one’s called Susan.
So yes, this is basically how I’ll be spending the rest of my life.
So it started off with the small things, like I’d start playing the game with my breakfast
and then all of a sudden there would be a time shift and it would be 3am and I wouldn’t know why,
but I’d have a perfectly pristine garden and happy animals. And repeat.
I also started spending a worryingly amount of time in the toilet.
Dan: [knock knock] Phil you’ve been in the toilet for like five hours, what are you doing?
Phil: [sighs] I’m trying to catch a hammerhead shark
Dan: umm o-ok, I hope that isn’t a euphemism for something
Phil: and I’m afraid it’s starting to affect my real life as well, like for example when I went to the shop earlier
Character 1: That will be 9.99, please
Phil: Oh sorry, I forgot my card but I do have some beetles
Character 1: What?
Phil: Beetles!
Character 1: Argh!
Phil: OK maybe not, but it is starting to disturb my friends
Character 2: Hey Phil, do you want to come to this really cool bar?
Phil: Oh hey, no its cool, I’m just hanging with some friends at Club LOL
Character 2: Club LOL? Where is that place?
Phil: You know, next to the post office with the pelican
Character 2: What?
Phil: Check out my swaggy Mario hat! I also have this overwhelming urge to swap things for items of clothing.
Hi friend! Do you want this drill? I’ll swap you for your shirt.
Character 3: What?
Phil: take my drill!!
Character 3: Get away from me!
[drill noises]
and when the doorbell rings part of me just hopes it will be a giraffe holding some kind of household object
Oh hello Mr.Giraffe!
Character 4: [robotic noises]
Phil: thanks!
Though in reality if a giraffe did enter my house it would probably just destroy everything
Phil: Hello?
Character 4: [animal noises]
Phil: argh!
Character 4: [animal noises]
that’s all I have to say about this.
Yeah, I think I’d put it about number six in the timeline of things I’ve been obsessed with.
Anyway, I thought the best way to deal with my addiction would be to share my pain with you guys [kids cheering]
and you know I love competitions so it’s now time for:
[robotic voice] competition time with Phil.
I sent an email to Nintendo asking if I could give away some Animal Crossing stuff to you guys and they said “yes” [Mario imitation]
[ding]
So you can win:
a rare limited edition Luigi Nintendo 3DS XL that is exclusive to the Nintendo UK online store,
and I also have 3 copies of the Animal Crossing New Leaf game to give away too.
Character 5: so how do I win Phil?
So I thought what we could do is an Animal Crossing villager contest.
All you need to do is transform yourself into an animal.
You could be a giant hippo using sofa cushions,
or join forces with your friend to become the ultimate camel!
And don’t spend loads of money on this, just get creative!
[singing] Green is not a creative colour.
And then tweet a picture to me using the hashtag ‘animal crossing selfie’
so it’s easy for me to find them, and I’ve put all the details in the description below.
Oh, and if you want to get the game it’s only available on Nintendo 3DS, which is this beast, and 3DS XL.
Today’s ‘Draw Phil Naked’ is…
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Goodbye!
and when the doorbell rings part of me hopes
it will be some sort of anthropomo-blah-ah-ah.
Anthropomorphic.
Anthropomorphic. Anthropomorphic.
and when the doorbell wings—wings—WINGS [smack]