I'd like to let you in on a little secret.
I love secrets.
I am very good at keeping them.
I never tell anyone who was on our staff
is so scared of the dark, they sleep with a nightlight on.
Will not tell.
See, Andy?
Your secret is safe with me.
Right now, three people on my staff
are going to reveal a secret. tWitch
and I are going to guess whose secret it is.
Today, we have Mary.
We have Dave.
Oh my god.
We have Troy.
All right.
Let's hear who you are, and what your secret is.
Mary, let's start with you.
I'm Mary, and my secret is that I won a bathing beauty
contest when I was 14.
OK.
Dave.
Well, my secret is that I won a bathing beauty
contest when I was 14.
Troy.
My secret is that I won a bathing beauty
contest when I was 14.
When you say bathing beauty, Troy, it was a competition?
Or it was a photo shoot?
Or what was it?
It was a competition.
Mary, was it a live competition or was
it submissions of photos?
No, it was live.
It was very live.
And everybody was 14?
Yes.
Yes, Ellen.
tWitch?
Yeah.
Dave, what was it that made you stand out from the competition?
Well, I didn't always look like this.
So my family and I used to vacation up
on the Russian River, and they used to have this contest.
And my friends talked me into it.
I had the body.
OK.
Mary, what was your bathing suit?
What did it look like?
I was a swimmer all through my teen years, middle school
and high school.
And so, it was a two-piece racing bathing suit.
A two-piece racing?
Yeah.
I thought a racing was just the one piece.
They have two-piece racings?
They did.
Speedo.
All right, OK.
And were you excited about winning?
And were you excited about entering?
I was less excited about entering.
It was on a dare from one of my cousins.
But sure, who doesn't like to win?
If you're going to enter, you want to win.
OK.
Dave, I'm not going to ask you any questions.
Troy, what were you wearing?
And why did you enter that?
I entered because I had great legs,
and I was wearing a one-piece at the time.
And I was showing off.
I had pearls, so I was showing off the pearls.
Yes, it was--
You're showing off pearls?
Yeah, I had some pearls.
Troy, are you just trying not to win?
All right, then I guess it's just Mary.
It's pretty--
I think it's Mary.
It's Mary.
I mean, it just seems too obvious.
But she is also a good storyteller,
and she would be good at this.
But I do think it's Mary.
So all right, let's reveal whose secret is.
Dave, you can go back to work.
You don't need to even--
you don't even need to stay for the end of this.
You can just-- all right, let's hear it.
It was me.
No.
It was me.
I was at summer camp, and they had a bathing beauty contest.
And we had the itinerary before I went to camp.
And my sister works for Larcombe cosmetics,
and she supplied my suitcase with makeup
and all the great stuff.
And we have a photo if you like to see.
Let's see the photo.
Oh my god.
Boy, that's hilarious.
Did you see the pearls?
There's the pearls.
Yes.
That's what threw me.
In the very beginning, I thought this could be something
that would be a great story.
Oh my god, that's fantastic.
Mary, you're good at it.
Thank you.
That's good.
I should have known it was too good.
All right, Dave, just go back to work.
All right, for playing, you get to be on national television.
Thank you for sharing your secret.