So you let Oprah leave.
She left.
I heard s screaming through my dressing room door.
I was in my dressing room--
Ellen.
Yeah, I was like, Ellen.
I was like, where's my security?
Hey, girl, hey.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, Oprah left.
You had a business proposition for her,
and I forgot what it was.
Oh, it was about vegetables.
Yes, yes.
Tiff and O's vegetables, because I know she got--
I been checking out pictures and stuff and doing my research,
and I see she got a lot of land.
She got a lot of garden, right?
So I only got a little bit of garden.
My garden is in the hood.
So I had came up with a whole business plan,
right, with mostly her vegetables, and then
some of mine.
And the we just go to different farmers markets,
and we just, you know, go ahead and do our thing.
So I got the business.
See how she got-- she got more vegetables.
She probably got actual farmers working at hers.
[LAUGHING] [? More ?] than farmers.
It's just me, and my brother at mine.
But we go to different farmers markets across the country.
Right?
Right.
And we bring our vegetables, and we set up--
Tiff and O's.
I like that.
Yeah, because I'm probably going to be doing most of the work.
Uh-huh.
[LAUGHING]
All right.
So your name comes first.
Yeah, my name's first.
Because I feel like she's not going to show up.
Uh-huh.
I see.
Did you write to her?
Have you written to her?
OK.
So let me tell you.
OK.
So back in the day, when I was a professional extra and photo
double--
Uh-huh.
Because you know, I didn't just come out of nowhere.
No.
I've been in this business.
No, you're an extra.
Walking around in the back, smiling.
Uh-huh.
And I did this movie called Their Eyes Were Watching God,
and I was an extra.
And it was a movie that Oprah was producing.
And she had walked by.
And I was making all the other extras laugh and stuff.
I was telling jokes.
And she was like, you're a very funny young lady.
I was like, [VOCALISED GASPING]
Yeah.
And she was like, what's your name?
I said, my name is Tiffany Haddish,
and I'm a standup comedian.
And she said, well, keep me updated on your career.
Write me.
Let me know what you got going on.
I love comedy.
I say, oh, yeah.
I know.
I know her.
And so I would write her, right?
Right.
And I never got any reply.
Nothing?
And I think it's because there was a lot of misspellings
or something.
Because you know, I wasn't a good reader
at that time, so definitely not a good writer.
I see.
But I'm better now.
Well, she--
But she never wrote back.
I wonder why.
Let's ask her why she didn't write back.
Oprah, why didn't you write back?
I didn't write back because--
[CHEERING]
[SCREAMING]
I love you.
Oh, oh, oh.
Hey, babe.
She didn't leave.
Sit down.
You didn't leave.
Of course I didn't leave.
I'm so happy for you, girl.
So this is the deal.
I love you.
Oh.
[LAUGHING]
You are so, so, so good.
Thank you.
You're so, so, so-- come on.
You told me that before in a dream.
You know, it's true.
It's true.
You know, I ask questions, and I answer them in your voice.
Really?
Yes.
Oh.
You done told me right so many times.
I'm so proud of you.
[CRYING]
No, so proud of you.
This is big.
You know what?
I lost the letter.
I never made--
But I sent you, like, six.
[LAUGHING]
Everybody knows on my team--
I love her.
Everybody on my team--
I don't even write people letters.
No, this is the thing.
Everybody on my team knows, like I used
to have blue cards going out.
They know, don't give me the blue cards because I'll
stop in the bathroom, I leave them there, I'll lay them down.
So never send a letter to me.
I'll tell you who to send it to.
OK.
Should I write Gayle?
Cuz I sent her one.
You sent her one too?
Well, how you doing?
I'm so happy.
I'm good.
It's nothing but opportunity in the world right now.
Yes, yes, yes.
Opportunity in the world right now.
You know, when I woke up today, I just
knew it was gonna be magical.
It is, it is.
I knew it.
I looked at myself in the mirror.
I said, girl, today is going to be a magical day.
Yes.
And so the Tiff and O plan, the Tiff and O plan--
Yes.
[APPLAUSE]
I know--
I have--
I hate to interrupt.
Listen-- we're going to take a break.
And when we come back, we're doing a cooking segment with
Tiff and O's.
Yes.
And I'll be there too.
OK.
All right?
I brought vegetables.
We'll be back.
You did?