- I shouldn't, I really shouldn't.
Okay, real quick.
Oh you have a new puppy.
I guess you gotta cuddle something.
You teach elementary school kids.
You teaching them how not to be like you?
And you are spending a lot of time with...
Robert.
Who the hell is Robert?
It's only been six weeks.
Rollerblading along the beach?
That was our thing.
So what he volunteers at an animal shelter.
Get a real job, asshole.
That jawline has plastic surgery written all over it.
Great, he cooks.
You said Indian food gave you gas.
You hike now.
You're a hiking couple.
Oh, and he's one of those assholes that hikes
without his shirt on.
Of course he plays guitar.
What next, he has the voice of an angel?
♫ Joyful all ye nations rise ♫
Asshole. Still an asshole.
"Had a blast with my...
"cousin."
They're cousins.
He seems cool.
(electronic music)