[crowd cheering]
[whistle]
>> SHERRIFF: All right, all right.
Listen up, y'all may not like it..
but we're gonna have ourselves a fair trial.
Slick Ricky here-
>> A horse thief!
>> ALL: Yeah!
>> He's right.
>> SHERIFF: He's not getting hung..
until this trial's brought his proper horse!
>> JANET: Uh uh!
Hang this horse thief!
>> SLICK RICKY: That's right!
I am a horse thief!
I stole all y'all horses..
[audience laughs]
and after I stole 'em...
You know what I did?
I licked 'em!
[disgusted remarks]
And I'll lick 'em again!
[even more disgusted remarks]
>> This man is gross!
Hang him now!
>> SHERIFF: Now, everybody just cool it.
[woman groans]
If y'all remember, Slick Ricky chose trial by hangman. A literal game of hangman.
[laughter]
And he's entitled to that, alright?
So focus up, guess the word, and put this thieving scoundrel in jail!
>> SLICK RICKY: Uh, Sheriff?
If they guess the word, I get hanged!
>> SHERIFF: Is that right?
Yeah, they ain't call it jailman--it's called hangman.
It's kinda the "motif" behind this whole thing!
>> SHERIFF: Right.
Alright, let's hear some guesses.
[woman cheers]
Erm, I'm gonna guess him a "C"!
[all cheer]
>> SHERIFF: God damn it!
For the last god damn time, the letter "C" has already been guessed!
[all groan]
[Slick Ricky cheers]
I'm going free, and y'all know it!
I chose a game for smart people!
Y'all's the stupidest town I've ever seen!
>> JANET: Hey, we ain't stupid!
>> SHERIFF: Janet, you're wearin' a shirt for pants again.
[audience laughs]
>> JANET: I like it like this!
[turns away sobbing]
[laughing]
>> SHERIFF: Alright, let's hear some more guesses.
D'oh, "FAF"!
[all cheering]
>> That's a good one!
>> SHERIFF: Do--D' you mean "F"?
>> No, "FAF".
>> Yeah, he clearly said "FAF".
[all agreeing]
Yes sir!
>> SHERIFF: Well, "FAF"'s not a letter.
[all groan in disappointment]
Listen, I know I might be a little late, but what's "letter"?
[awkward silence]
>> SLICK RICKY: Whoo! [audience chuckles]
>> SLICK RICKY: Yeah!
I'm all butt-home free!
[giggles]
>> JANET: Hey, why's his hands free like that, Sherrif?
>> SHERIFF: Oh well..
Slick Rickey requested that one hand be left untied..
so that he may nefariously twirl his mustache from time to time.
[audience chuckles]
I was inquired to oblige.
>> JANET: He's villainous!
>> Uh, "M".
There's an "M"!
[all cheering]
>> Hold on! I got another! I got another!
I got another! I got another!
Two!
[audience laughs]
>> SHERIFF: That's a number...
[all call out]
>> Sorry y'all, it made sense..
>> Darn!
>> What about a "FAF"?
[all ooh in agreement]
>> SHERIFF: You already guessed "FAF".
>> No, no, no, no, no, no!
I guessed "FAF"!
>> That's correct! Therefore I'm guessing "FAF"!
>> SHERIFF: Well, like I said before, it isn't in there!
[all exclaim in disappointment]
The word is so obvious, but y'all ain't ever gonna guess it!
I might as well start doin' those tongue exercises right now.
[makes weird noises with tongue]
[exclamation]
[again makes weird noises with tongue]
[exclamation]
[and again makes weird noise with tongue]
[exclamation]
>> He's just toying with us now!
>> Oh no! Don't play us like your Ricky know mind!
He don't even know the word!
>> SLICK RICKY: Oh, I sure do "know the word".
You wanna know what it is?
It's "hangman", you idiots!
It's the name of the game we're playing right now!
>> SHERIFF: Okay, it's true.
In retrospect, I could've been a little more creative with the word.
[laughing]
>> Wow, y'all, I just realized this is kinda like hangman in real life!
>> Listen, y'all, we ain't gonna take what this "horse lickin' trickster" says is true!
[all agreeing with him]
Now one of us is gonna guess a letter that's real good.
We go'n see him get hanged!
[all cheering]
>> All right!
[awkward silence for few secs]
"G"!
>> SHERIFF: There's a "G"!
[all whoop and cheer]
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
What's that?
>> SHERIFF: That's a "G".
>> No! No, I don't want that! No!
No, I meant a "C"!
[all cheering]
>> SHERIFF: Well then, let me just check and uh..
Well, there's still no God damn "C"!
[all wail in disappointment]
>> SHERIFF: Well! That's the whole stick- man, so Slick Ricky, you are free to go
and lick all the weird things to your heart's content.
>> SLICK RICKY: Alright!
>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait! The trial's over?
>> Yeah, we didn't even draw his under-hat!
>> SHERIFF: And what the hell's an under-hat?
This, is an under-hat!
[applause and laughter]
Well, I'll be darned! Alright, I'll give y'all's one last guess.
[making a plan in a weird way]
>> Alright, we have talked extensively.
[laughing]
And decided to go with "C"!
[cheering]
>> SHERIFF: [deep inhale] >> SLICK RICKY: [utter disbelief]
>> SHERIFF: God damn.
>> SLICK RICKY: Well, honestly, Sheriff, I feel like y'all just deserve to have me roaming around your streets licking
whatever my heart desires, at this point.
>> SHERIFF: Can't argue with that, really should get ourselves a school. Alright Slick Rickey, by the laws of..
this here territory, I hereby set you free.
>> SLICK RICKY: Much obliged.
>> SLICK RICKY: Mhmm, there you go.
>> SLICK RICKY: Uhm, I'm free now, but, uh, real quick question--do you happen t'have a horse?
>> SHERIFF: Yeah, Nelly over there.
>> SLICK RICKY: Ooh! Whoa, Nelly, alright, here we come!
[Nelly whinnies]
[all get disgusted]
>> SHERIFF: Alright.
[whoops and applause]
Shall we move on folks?
Shall we move on?
Next up we have a trial of Johnny The Kid, who's chosen trial, by Tic-tac-toe!
>> C'mon y'all
Someone's gonna hang today!
>> Yeah, I'm go'n guess letter "O"!
>> I'mma guess "X"!
>> "FAF"!
[audience chortles]
>> SHERIFF: God damn it!
[audience cheers]
>> IAN: Hey guys! Thank you so much for watching "Smosh Live"!