*Whip crack* Top of the morning to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye!
And welcome to a game called Snake Pass.
It's so charming-looking! You play as a snake and you have to slither your way around these environments.
It's super colorful, super vibrant, super ... I don't know. Charming is the only word that I can think of for it. Ummmm....
I haven't played it at all yet. I just booted it up but I've been really excited about it.
And it's coming out for like the Nintendo Switch and everything.
I really wanted to play it! It reminds me of like old-school games. Kinda like Banjo-Kazooie and stuff.
Cause I have this bird friend whose gonna help me and he's gonna pick up my tail and he's gonna carry me around!
Uhhh kay. Noodle!!
Is my name Noodle? *yelling* NOOOOOOOOODLE!
Please tell me the snake's name is Noodle.
That'll be adorable.
*high pitch voice* Wake up!
Noodle something's wrong!
The gate! The gate is broken!
*regular voice* My name is Noodle.
*high pitch voice* If we don't fix it we'll be stuck here forever!
*high pitched waking up noise*
Awww kay!
So!
It's kinda like an Octodad vibe as well.
That uh- It's weird cause I move faster when I slither.
So I- I like, goin' forward in a straight line is not adequate.
Because I move super slow.
And I have to solve puzzles and different things. Aww! It's so nice!
Pick up speed by slithering left and right- Yeah I get it!
You don't need to train me!
Actually, you probably will, because I imagine that this is gonna get super hard...
But, just the physics of the snake and everything are really nice!
Here we go.
'Cause you actually have to move like a real snake!
And all I do is control the head.
*Chuckles*
"Lift your head by holding A."
So this is why it's like an Octodad kind of thing.
Oh, God, oh God, oh God, this is weird, this is really what it would feel like to control a snake!
I believe it! I feel it!
Okay, okay, okay, ow, ow, my freaking face. Leave me alone.
Shit! I missed one! What's your name by the way, mister bird?
I would like to know that!
It's kinda like a Ratchet and Clank-y type of vibe as well, now you know what I mean when I say, "These older types of games."
It's almost like, kiddy, in a way? At least it reminds me of my childhood.
Kinda Jak and Daxter-y.
"A Keystone is missing from the gate!"
Dude, don't even worry! I am AALLLL over pink ball.
What's my humming bird friends name?
Should we guess his name?
I'm going to guess it's Harry.
Actually no.
Because that would mean, that this guys name would have been like....
Slide, slide, slithery snake.
*excited noise from Jack*
Can I eat some mice as well?
That would be really cool.
Like, REALLY accurate.
But it's gorgeous to look at, look at all the colours!
And I can go up and twirl.
*Jack laughing*
All I am is a big ball of muscles.
*Jack snake impression* Ahhhha
Jesus Christ. Calm down dude!
The music's Charming as well. OH its so nice!
I'll just put this here...
(Talking to Mr. Bird) Why couldn't you just go grab it??
We would have been fine then..
(To Noodle) Hello, Hi, How are you?
And this is where shit is going to get hard now..
*Thats what he said*
Because Ima have to get across this..
But also slither down...
AHHHHHHHHAAAA!!!!
NO!!!
NO NO NO NO!!
DUDE GRAB ME!! HALP!!!
AWW shit..
I fucked it up didn't I?
BYEEEEEE!!!! *RIP Noodle*
AHHHAAAAAAA!
I'm All the Way back here??
Mother Fucker
I got it, I got it, I did it, I did it! YES!
Are there that many coins on this fuckin level??
(only 5 Jack calm down)
Screw that man. I'm movin on to the next one.
Ahh I still have to grab that (fabulous) pink stone
Then can you put in the thing?
I'm guessing I have to get all the..
All of them normally in the other levels then.
*High pitch voice* I'll just put this here.
Yes..You do that
And now into the portal of doom...
*Mystical noises*
Oh god..
Do I have to fall?
*More mystical sounds*
I vanished... (Into thin air?)
IMA GHOST!!!!
I look like the HIGHEST snake ever...
Its just like...Heeeyyyyyy
Aww I actually fall asleep!
Aww thats adorable!!
*Laughs*
And he's up in the camera like..
DA FUCK?!
Will he wake me up if I stay here long enough?
Please tell me he will..
You know what, fuck that. I don't really want to find out
AH! IM UP! IM UP! WHAT?
Movin? Ah. Puzzles! Yes Ima snake! (Very good Jack)
A-Are you guys seein this shit as well?
I'm not hallucinating all this am I?
Aw this is gonna get really hard, cuz you have to like..
Slither your way up and around shit
Like that?
Aww no..
I'm gonna be BAD at this...
Cuz the more surface area you have to grab as the snake..
The more you can actually do.
Like a REAL Snake!
Around the Bamboo!
Got it! Snake's best friend!
Here we go!
H-here H-here we..
Its hard to judge the depth of things...
MR. HUMMING BIRD
You don't have to worry about that
Cuz you FUCKIN FLY!
Piece of shit
UP!!!
UPP!!!
And over, I was about to say...
I guess not
I guess my hopes and dreams just aren't worth it
Are they?
Mr. Snake
Oh god
This is MUCH harder to do than it looks
Nevermind, Just kidding, It was easy
*Laughs*
Up and over...
Up and over, yeah, there you go Mr. Snake!
Now you're getting it! Now you're doingit Mr. Snake!
Yeeeaahh!
Fuck yeah!
I'm the best snake there ever was.
How do I get up there, though?
Oh, there's a way over there. Got it, got it, mooooooving on!
Hello bird.
How are you? Can your name be Bert?!
Bert the Bird!
Awhhh, this is so cute!
This game is awesome!
Ah, I'm slowing down. I'm slowing down because I'm not a slither anymore.
There we go..
Oh no! All of the keystones are missing!
We're gonna have ta find them, and put 'em back in da slots.
You with me? Ya fuckin' better be.
I get it!
What do I look like? A fucking four year old?!
...I just act like one.
How does a snake do in water?
Ohh yeaaaaah
Thank god you did not make me die in water
Because snakes are at home in water, snakes do awesome in water.
Snakes are fucking cool!
At least this one is! At least Noodle is!
Real snakes? Not a fan.
Not a fan- I've never actually seen a snake up close in real life.
Not even at the zoo.
Which is really weird now that I think about it..
I feel like the only person in history who's never seen a snake up close!
Wrap around and climb!
MR. BIRD! I know! I've been doing this since I was born!
See? Look at me go!
Shit! Shit! Mr. Bird, help!!
Ha, no need, lol, it was just a prank.....
Use L- Left trigger to hold on tight. Oh!
Oh, I can actually just hang on!
That's pretty cool! Ah, no need, bro!
That's actually really fun to do!
You feel like you're cheating science!
Just like, touching as much surface area as you can of different objects.
Ahhh..
It's so nice- You know what I am right now?
A fuckin' snake in the grass.
Watch out!
(giggle) I'm lookin' at you!
Ohhhh I'm lookin' at you!
Who you lookin' at?!
Some sorta snake?!
No- ah- uhhhh....
A- Maybe that's not something I probably should've got you to do.
Never mind! Than you little tweety bird!
I appreciate you!
Okay, up and over this we go.
Up and over this we go.
Ah hah!!
This is fun!
I'm having a good time!
Okay, can you get up this?
Maybe? Euhhhh- Euuupppp!
Up we go! Up we get!
Ffffffuck!
Not yet! Okay, okay, okay, this works.
This works, this works- don't fall off!
Yeaaaahhh!
World's best snake!
Name me a snake that's better...- You won't find one.
Agh!
Hewwo grasshwopper! Awhhh, you ran away, I wanted a fwiend!
How many keystones do I have?
There's a blue bubble up there that I didn't get!!
Ooh and there's a danger zone over there- Can I go over there?!
I have all three!
I ddin't know that!
Okay, the door is open.
Buuuut I don't wanna go in there yet, I'm going all the way over here, bro.
You see this shit? I am climbing this shit.
And you can't stop me!
Be it bird or bush!
Ah, fuck.
All the way up! Ah, shit.
Okay, okay, ooookay...
It's like playing fuckin' finger twister!
Uh- Euh...
There we goooo, the double coil!
YES!!
That's cool actually! The way you coil around it!
The more surface area you have touching it, it allows you to climb it higher.
Come on! Come on, you're so close!
You motherfucker.
Okay, oay- Just, whizz around.
Just whizz around- There we go.
I'm missing one?!!
Where is that one?
There it is- Look at that cheeky bitch over there.
Oh, got my tail, thanks. So I don't fall and die.
I got two coins this time as well!
I did even better than last time.
In my little snakey hole!
*Relaxing sigh*
Through the goddess's light,
Onwards we go to another magical journey.
I just teleported and the bird dude's like,
'Am I gonna fuckin' fly all the way there? Really?'
Yeah! Sssssstupendous!
Uh-oh.... Uh-oh, what's happening?!
The world's gone dark!
BERT!
WHAT, WAS, THAT?
It removed the keystones and locked the gate- is that what's doing it?
We have to re-open it- Why though?!
Why me? Can't I just be a snake and sit in the fuckin' sun all day?
That'd be nice.
I don't get the purpose of those
Tighten your grip by holdi- I know, but I- have barely had to use that yet.
'Cause just slinking around all these things works!
Niccccce. Okay.
I'll put back in the keystones, Mr. Bird. Don't you fuckin' worry about it.
That's something that ol' Jackasnake, is gonna accomplish.
Yeah!
Man I feel like a fuckin' kid, playing this game.
I wonder if I could actualy tie myself in a knot
As the snake- Okay, don't go too far.
'Cause I don't wanna fall off the edge, there we go.
Nice!
I wanna see if I can tie myself in a knot.
*laughing* -How do I?
Okaaaay, I don't think so, because I can't get under myself.
There we go. I look like a poop! A little dog poop lying on the ground.
Okay, moving on.
Wheeeeeee- schlap.
Oww, snake's dead.
Can we call the snake-amedics?
That's paramedics, for snakes.
Nice. It's super intuitive to play.
'Cause I was watching clips of it, and I was like 'Oh god, how the hell do you control that thing?'
I thought it'd be a thing where you have to like move the- Oh god what's happening?
-You'd have to move the sticks, like the different analog sticks to move the snake,
But it's really nice!
Like, slinking around stuff is super cool to do.
I wanna be a snake!
In real life, fuck this human shit.
Humans are boring!
Humans can't do this.
Actually, we wouldn't need to, but still. We don't look this cool.
Oh god, slinking around stuff is a hard job, man
Eup!
You don't have to be super precise, either, which is really nice.
Precise is nice!
Ooh, I wanna go down the snake slide!
Yayyyy!
Oh, it's made just for me!
Sweet!
It's like a water park, now.
I feel like I missssssssed some stuff.
Did I, possibly, well I got all the keystones.
I just feel like I missed some of the bubbles.
I definitely- I missed one of the coins, this time, and there's a bubble behind this,
That I need to get, there it is.
I don't know where the last coin was.
Let me just- Let me just get this bubble and we'll be on our way, dude.
Don't worry, I know you need to eat or get some nectar or whatever, but
You know what man, it's not all about y- I'm missing two bubbles.
But I got more of the coins this time so, it balances itself out.
Well that does it for this video of Snake Pass, man, what a cool, nice little game.
It's one of those games that's super relaxing, I think.
Because, it has puzzles in it but they're not hard enough, the games not,
-Cumbersome enough to make you like 'Fucking DO IT!'
The way Octodad or something is
Um, and you just sit back, you listen to the music, you see the nice colours and everything,
This- and again, I really want to get this on my Switch now,
I wanna play this game on my Switch.
And slither around, ah, it'd be so nice. *laughing*
Anyway! Thank you guys, for watching this video,
If you liked it,
PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE
LIKE A BOSS!
And,
*Deep voice* High fives all round..
*Whapish*
Thank you guys,
And I will ssssssssee all you dudes,
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!
*OUTRO MUSIC*
Did you sssssssssssee what I did there?
Snake jokes!