The next station is Gloucester Road.
What will you be missing a video of strangers kissing
or another list of places that everyone must see
you'll feel so free and happy no Candy Crush or Flappy Bird
will ever screw your life up you can hopefully just be
and it's such a shame to get run over as you cross the street
just to take that perfect selfie or read your own latest tweet
Put down your phone there's a world flying by
there's a million wondrous wonders if you'd only shut your iPhone
Put down your phone and just walk away
there's nothing Buzzfeed can do for you today
Those who were in existence when the world was run on pistons
scratch their heads and sit while lit up by the glow of their screens
is it really that important to keep up with James Corden
to the point your wife has left you and your friends are all machines
you're addicted to your tablets so stop feeding your desire
get your phone, your pad and phablet and then start a massive fire
Burn down your phone run around in a field
look at some moss debate the possibility
our fate's not sealed
Destroy your phone smash it up with your fist
it won't be missed it's just a phone - put down your phone
Put down your phone with a gun or by injection
don't think that they have made an app called I-Resurrection
Put down your phone and send it to sleep
pick up a book and read it and weep
Have faith in life don't let it dwindle
Oh I'm so sorry, I've just seen it's a kindle.