(ominous music)
So
You guys are just being mean to people?
Ehh.. pfft
Yeah.
Pretty much.
Thats?
Interesting...?
Well, thank you.
And you have such a fine voice!
Thanks, shithead!
Yeah...
You want something to drink?
(gross hawking loogies)
Oh! I like that. Old-fashioned.
NO!
I mean just,
order something else
Ahh...
I...
Okay. I'll, uh... Take an orange juice.
Neat.
I like the cut of your jib.
I think your jib's a jib-jab-jape!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
hahahaHAHAHAHA
HAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
UHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hey, have you guys seen Gent?
Oh, honey...
You don't know?
That chump checked out of this hotel.
Oh, he's gone?
Uh, good I?
Guess I won't have to deal with heroin-chic Shakespeare anymore.
Finally got that darkness he was looking for?
What?
All he ever talked about was leaving he had no reason to stay.
Iggy,
look who showed up in his place.
No
Mhm
Oh, shit...
I gotta go.
Hold that thought.
Oh, yeah! Yeah!
Hah!
(bang)
Oh!
(bang)
ehhh.
Yeah!
Okay.
Let's try it.
'HAUNTERS' Theme Jingle
Were you going?
To haunt.
But you wouldn't do that, Iggy I know you! You're like me!
Why didn't you ever look me up?
What?
I had to track you down.
If you're so happy to see me, why didn't you ever look me up?
Well...
I never liked my father, and I couldn't stand the thought of someone not liking me.
You were so afraid I wouldn't like you that you never took the risk.
You made me do it.
Okay, that's just
It's getting a teensy bit
Uncomfortable...
You were trying to be so perfect that the only jerk move you ever did was into a cup.
You're a really nice guy.
But, you never sacrificed anything for me.
I mean, you didn't even choose to be here.
The guy that brought you here, I - I don't even know how he did it, but
he brought you here for me.
After 200 years
he finally had a reason to stay.
But he sacrificed that.
For me.
So yeah, Dad.
I am like you.
We're both jerks.
But, Gent rose above his nature.
So I can't I?
But, I'm your father.
I think I already have one.
But, thanks for the donation.