- America's team is whoever wins the Superbowl that year,
and that hasn't been you in forever.
- That's not true (laughs).
- It's, yeah. - That's not true.
(drum music)
- My daughter is 18 months old,
and she can already say Chiefs.
- That's funny because my kid's five,
and she can already say, "Chiefs suck."
- Oh, god-damnit (laughs).
- My dad is a huge fan of the Bears.
The Bears were playing while I was born,
so my dad was running out to watch the game (laughs).
Now, we lost that night.
- Amazing, so you haven't had a good team
since you were born.
- I hate Steelers fans with your stupid towels,
swinging them around, it's so obnoxious.
- Oh, that's the best part.
- How many times have you been to the Superbowl, twice?
- Yeah, well three.
Three times, this coming February.
- So, that's my worst nightmare.
- Not gonna happen.
- We're in agreement on something.
(laughing)
(crickets chirping)
(laughs)
- I like...
your...
...shiny silver helmets (laughs).
- Chiefs fans know how to eat.
Kansas City is ground zero for barbecue.
- No doubt, tailgating at Kansas City is number one.
So, I accept your compliment.
- Yeah, Arrowhead is on my to-do list one of these days.
- Yeah, it's a blast, and they treat rival teams well.
If you bring a 12-pack of beer, you can trade for--
- I would love to say the same thing about Oakland Coliseum,
but you will probably get your ass kicked.
(laughing)
- I like the fact that the stadiums that the Eagles
have had both have jails and courtrooms in them.
- You know, a bunch of people from the Midwest,
who wear cheese on their heads.
Cheese is not tough.
- Cheese is delicious.
- It is delicious.
- That stadium is a hot mess.
It's like Scrooge McDuck got dementia
and decided to build a stadium.
- My favorite Green Bay Packer of all time is Aaron Rodgers.
- He's kind of cute.
(laughing)
- My favorite Eagle player of all time, Ron Cunningham,
who revolutionized the quarterback position.
- I agree with your quarterback.
I think he was great, not just for the Eagles,
I think it was the NFL in general.
I think he was an amazing quarterback.
- Two players I probably lost the most hair from
screaming and yelling at the TV was Tony Gonzalez
and then LaDainian Tomlinson on the Chargers.
He'll always be an Atlanta Falcon to me.
(laughing)
- God-damnit!
- I have a love-hate relationship with Joe Flacco.
I feel like all of Baltimore does.
- I think he's an overrated quarterback.
(laughing)
- I think so, too (laughs).
- If I had to pick a favorite Chicago Bear,
easily, Walter Payton, one of
the greatest running backs of all time.
- Throughout the years, the Raiders have been up
and the Chiefs have been low or vice versa.
When it's Raiders, we still player each other hard,
they're always hard-fought games.
Earlier in this year was the OT game,
31-30, you know what I mean?
They're always great games.
- For me as a Raiders fan, the Chiefs
always have our number, like always.
And, finally, this season they finally beat the Chiefs,
for the first time since Derek Carr was a rookie.
- This particular rivalry is important because
it just feels so good to see "the most intimidating"
fans cower whenever they see a Cowboys fan,
or when the Cowboys win, or when the Cowboys
do anything, that's better than the Eagles.
- Eagles fans don't cower, they just get drunker.
(laughing)
- You know, you got two teams in a big, wide-open
part of the country that are
just about 100 miles from each other.
- It's just like the White Socks and the Cubs.
I mean it's just this North-South rivalry.
It's the two closest football teams in an area.
- It's tribal in a way, it's the one thing that's going on
that everybody can sort of fixate on.
- People in Pittsburgh and Baltimore both really look to
their teams for hope and to bring the city together.
And I think that's why you get such rowdy fans,
and I think that's why it's just an intense game
when we play each other.
- I think both Baltimore and Pittsburgh are such
blue-collar, hard-working cities,
and I think our football teams reflect that.