(An SMG4 Intro)
Toad: What the f**k is going on here?
Noooo!!! Nononoooo!!!!
Frankie: nomnomnom.exe
NO! F**K OFF IT'S MINE!
Toadsworth: TOAD!
Flithytoad: IT'S TIME TO STOP!
IT'S TIME TO STOP, OKAY?
IT'S TIME TO STOP, OKAY? Tod No!
NO!
NOOOOOOO!
Hi!
Hahah!
WAAHHAHAAHA!! YEEHAW!
(toad sound intensifies)
Hmm...
I've seen some s**t man.
I kid you not, I have
SEEN
SOME
S**T.
Merio: MOVE, BETCH!
GET OUT THE WAY
GET OUT-
dunudnudnudndunun
HEY!
Homeritalianthing: dunununun
DEAR GOD.
(Random toad sounds)
HOWAH
AGH
aaaaaaahh!
Alright!
Hello, Toadies!
OH MY GOD
oh yeah!
woohoo!
yay!
YEEHEE!
Heehee yah hoohey!
I don't think you can go there!
AAAHHHHH
F**K DIS S**T
la la la, hmm hmm hmm!
hey stinky!
OH COME ON!
whoa!
AHH!
Let's-a go!
RUUUUUN!
Haha! I'm-a gonna get you!
Wah! haww....
hmmmm
Yeah! noo!
Whoa!
haahhahah!
Ho!
NOMONMOMNMNOMNMONMNONOMNOM
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
MY NAME'S TOAD!
AND I!
LIKE!
SPAGHETTIIIIII!!!!!
herrerederrrerwhihiasuujfmmmsdfiaaosjofjherhr
WHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAH
OH! HEY MARIO!
DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU MACARONI!?
DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU MACARONI!? - shutupshutupshutupshutup
RAAAHHH
Mamma mia...
Hoohoo! Hello!
It's-a me!
woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop
ohhhhhhhh
HIIIIIIII
LUIIIGIIIIIII
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR S**T, LUIGI!
TOADally!
GET IT!?
TOADALLY!!!!!
AAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHHAHAH
AAAAAAAA
Awww!!
No no!
Wow wow!
Yeah!
(snoring)
(bang)
A-huh!
la la la, la!
(toad vacuum intensifies)
Oh! Oh no!
Okay!
(ding!)
(cleaning sounds)
Noooo!!! Nononooooo!!!!
EVERYBODY, MARCH! (Machine guns fire in the background)
WE WON'T LET THOSE F**KERS TAKE THIS LAAND (Machine guns fire in the background)
GO ON WITHOUT ME TOAD (Machine guns fire in the background, as usual)
LAUNCH THE NUKES
(ded) (flat line, someone call the amperlamps)
Ohhhh. Waa!
YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
RDNGNHGH
THE MONEY IS MINE
I WON THE MONEY
NOOOO!
wrbwlblrlwblflrgllkaglhhhlah
WRLBLRLWLRBWBLRLBWLRLBWLWLLBWLRL
HEY
do u want a cookie?
I DON'T GIVE A S**T!
AH!
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD, OH
hehehehehe...
(toad chatter)
(jump)
shake dat ass
betch u let me see what u got
JUST SHAKE THAT ASS, BETCH YOU LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT
OHHHHH NOOOOO
EVERYBODY, MARCH!
FIGHT!
LOAD THE CANNONS!
GET THAT MOFO! (TARGET LOCKED)
AHAHHAHAHHAHHHH!!!!! (The pure panic in Mario allows his mustache to defy the laws of physics)
(Mario is still getting murdered by the toads in the background)
ohhhhhhhhhhh
(bang)
YEAH-HA!
OMNOMNOM. OM-
(DING)
YEAOOO!!! Woah!
I LOVE YOU MARIOOOOOO
(cough)
please bring amberlamps....
(tip toe)
(SWEET RAVE PARTY!)
WOAH!
♪Sunshine, lollipops and♪ FRTHRHHHGHRHGTGHHHTGJCNMSNM
♪rainbows everything that's wonderful is what I feel when♪ ohhhhhh yeaaahhhhhh
♪rainbows everything that's wonderful is what I feel when♪ AAAAAAAAAAAAA
♪we're together♪
(And now we are at the beginning dun dun DUN!)
what the f**k is going on here?
IT'S TIME TO STOP!
IT'S TIME TO STOP, OKAY?
IT'S TIME TO STOP, OKAY? - No!
NO!
NOOOOOOO!
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! AHHHHHH
(blows whistle)
IT'S TIME TO STOP!
WHERE THE F**K ARE YOUR PARENTS
WHO ARE YOUR PARENTS
raaaaaaahhh
mm-mmm!
HADOUKEN!
hahahhahahaa
Whooaaa!
DIE, BIATCH!
Aw, crap!
AHHH!!!!
(boom)
IM GOING TO CALL THE COPS' PROTECTIVE SERVICES!
GET OVER HERE!
AHH!
RAAWWWWRRRRRRRR
AAAHHHHH!
so long gay bowser
K.O.
I won!
(victory dance)
AH!
(bang)
OWWWW
CHOCOLATE!!!!!
No! NOOOOO!!!!
No
Alright!
Let's go!
hi everybody!
(oh my god)
NOOOOOOOOO
Hi everybody, it's me SMG4!
And I hope you liked the video.
Just a quick announcement, to tell you guys about my new gaming channel, called Hobo Bros.
where I'm with my brother, Kevin.
And I troll– I troll him a lot.
So I hope you check that out, and I hope you enjoyed the video, and watch some more SMG4!