>> James: OKAY, SO LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FOOD.
WE HAVE FISH EYES THERE.
WE HAVE BIRD SALIVA, DELICIOUS.
WE HAVE GIANT WATER SCORPION.
WE HAVE THOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG.
DRIED SQUID ICE CREAM.
JELLYFISH, A SPAM SMOOTHIE.
AND OF COURSE EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE SOME TURKEY TESTICLES.
HERE'S HOY IT IS GOING TO, WITHOUT.
DPREU, I WILL BE ASKING YOU QUESTIONS, YOU WILL BE ASKING
JOHN QUESTIONS, AN JOHN, YOU WILL BE ASKING ME QUESTIONS AM
NOW NONE OF US HAVE SEEN THESE QUESTIONS BEFORE.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG.
OKAY.
SO DREW, YOU'RE UP FIRST.
AND I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU TO EAT, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU,
LET'S START WITH A-- LET'S GO WITH SOME BIRD SALIVA.
OKAY?
ALL RIGHT.
SO DREW, THIS IS YOUR QUESTION.
>> OH DEAR.
>> OH GOD.
>> James: YOU'LL NEVER ANSWER IT.
OKAY.
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>> THANK YOU (APPLAUSE).
>> James:S THAT HE'S THE GOOD BIT OF THE QUESTION.
>> YEAH, I LIKE SO FAR SO GOOD.
>> James: YOU HAVE APPEARED ON COLBERT, FALLON AND ELLEN.
BE HONEST, WHICH OF THOSE THREE TALK SHOWS HAS BEEN YOUR LEAST
FAVORITE TO DO?
THAT IS A BEAUTY.
>> I MEAN, I WISH YOU HAD PICKED SOMEONE THAT I ACTUALLY DIDN'T
LIKE BECAUSE THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DRINK THIS.
>> James: WELL, WHETHER YOU LIKE THEM T IS WHICH ONE WAS THE
LEAST FAVORITE, WHICH IS THE ONE WERE YOU LIKE UH.
AND NONE OF THEM DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE EVERYTHING HAS A ONE,
TWO, THREE.
OR, SIP, SIP, SIP, SIP, SIP.
>> OKAY.
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO DRINK THIS.
BECAUSE I-- I-- I SERIOUSLY, LIKE YOU PICKED THREE OF MY
FAVORITE PEOPLE.
SO IF YOU HAD ASKED MAY LIKE A PERSONAL, LIKE, QUESTION WHERE I
COULD OUT MYSELF ABOUT SOMETHING, I WOULD [BLEEP].
(APPLAUSE) >> YOU OKAY?
>> I'M GOING TO HAVE A SHOT OF ALCOHOL, JUST TO MAKE SURE THAT
BIRD SALIVA DIES IN MY STOMACH.
>> I FEEL YOU.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, DREW, YOUR TIME TO GIVE JOHN-- SO
WHAT, YOU PICK A DELICACY THAT YOU WOULD LIKE JOHN TO EAT.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING REMEMBER YOU MET ME AT THE BEGINNING OF
MY CAREER, GAVE ME A NICE HUG.
>> I STILL LOVE YOU SO MUCH, I JUST GAVE YOU A HUGE HUG WHEN WE
SAW EACH OTHER BACKSTAGE.
>> James: SO WHAT ARE WE THINKING.
>> HMMMM, LORD JESUS NO.
OH DAMN.
>> James: WE'VE GONE FOR THE GIANT WATER SCORP ON.
>> WOW.
>> James: JUST TO GIVE EM A LOOK THRK IS WHAT WE ARE TALKING
ABOUT, IT IS THIS GUY RIGHT HERE.
WHAT DO WE THINK, DREW WHAT IS THE QUESTION FOR JOHN?
>> JOHN, STAR WARS THE FORCE AWAKENS AND THE LAST JEDI HAVE
MADE NEARLY $3.5 BILLION AT THE WORLDWIDE BOX OFFICE.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> I MEAN IT'S NOT MY BANK
ACCOUNT.
>> WELL, INTERESTING YOU SHOULD SAY TA BECAUSE THE QUESTION IS
HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU MAKE FROM THOSE MOVIES.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> CAN I HAVE SOME SALT AND
PEPPER PLEASE.
>> James: ARE YOU GOING FOR IT?
REALLY?
>> LIKE WHAT PART DO I GO FOR.
>> James: I THINK PRETTY OF THE WHOLE THING.
>> OKAY.
>> SLIMY YET SATISFYING.
THERE IS A CHICKEN ASPECT TO T I CAN'T LIE.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, WELL, THERE WE GO.
IT IS NOW YOUR TURN, YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE WHICH DELICACY YOU WOULD
LIKE ME TO EAT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK.
>> BECAUSE DREW DID ME-- I'M GOING TO DO YOU, BECAUSE I'M
STILL HURT FROM THE PAST.
I HAVEN'T GOT OVER IT.
OH, IT IS GOING AS I-- I AM GOING GIVE THE THOUSAND YEAR
OLEG.
NOW THE TOILET ABOUT TO BE-- WHEN YOU INGEST THIS.
SO.
JAIMSZ, HERE IS THE QUESTION.
HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN ANYTHING AND IF SO, FROM WHERE?
>> James: I MEAN MY WIFE'S HEART.
>> CONFESS!
>> James: I ONCE-- I-- WELL-- I-- THIS
COMPLETELY TRUE, AND I'VE NEVER TOLD ANYBODY THIS.
>> James: DO YOU WANT TO-- .
>> James: I ONCE STOLE A CANDLE FROM MARIAH
CARRIE-- CAREY.
I TELL YOU WHY.
>> WOW.
>> James: NO, NO, SO THESE CANDLES SAY MARIAH CAREY AND
THERE IS A BUTTERFLY ON THEM.
AND WE HAD GONE TO FILL THM CHRISTMAS CARPOOL KARAOKE, WEIGH
WERE SUPPOSED TO FILM AT 3, I WAS TOLD GET THERE AT FOUR AND
THEY WILL PROBABLY BE READY.
SO I WAITED IN HER LIVING ROOM UNTIL 6:30 JUST ON MY OWN.
AND I THOUGHT WELL, I'M TBING TO TAKE THIS CANDLE FOR MY TIME AND
I STILL HAVE IT TODAY.
>> OH MY GOD.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: ALL RIGHT, DREW, DREW, DREW, DREW, DREW.
♪ DREW, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH YOU.
♪ I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU, DREW, A TURKEY TESTICLE.
NOW I'LL BE HONEST, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW TURKEYS HAD TESTICLES.
YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY.
>> EVERY DAY.
>> HAS ANYONE EVER THROWN UP ON THE SHOW.
>> James: OH YEAH.
>> OKAY, GOOD.
>> James: CHARLIE PUTH CAME VERY CLOSE.
OKAY, DREW.
>> YES.
>> James: OH, THIS IS-- ALL RIGHT, YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO--
RANK YOUR COSTARS FROM MOST TO LEAST TALENTED.
ADAM SANDLER, HUGH GRANT AND JAKE GYLLENHAAL.
>> OKAY.
>> James: ADAM SANDLER, HUGH GRANT, JAKE GILLEN HAWL.
>> JAIM GILLEN HAWL SO I DON'T HAVE TO EAT A TURKEY BALL.
>> James: NO, IT'S A ONE, TWO, THREE.
IT'S NOT JUST RANK THE MOST.
>> AND WHEN I RUN INTO HIM NEXT TIME I WILL BE LIKE DUDE, IT WAS
LIKE SELLING YOU DOWN THE RIVER OR EATING TURKEY'S BALLS.
AND BY THE WAY I DON'T EVEN CARE IF HE HATE ITS ME, I'M NOT-- OH
GOD, OKAY.
I LITERALLY AM DOING THIS BECAUSE I-- I, I WON'T MAKE IT I
WILL-- ALL OVER PUTH ALL OVER THE PLACE.
I WILL SAY ADAM, HUGH, JAKE.
>> James: IN THAT ORDER, ADAM MOST, THEN HUGH THEN JAKE.
IT IS AN HONEST ANSWER.
>> I'M SORRY, JAKE, IT WAS THE TURKEY TESTICLE.
>> James: IT WAS THE TURKEY BALL.
>> YEAH.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, DREW, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO SERVE UP
FOR JOHN NOW.
>> THE SCORPION IS STILL IN MY MOUTH.
>> James: WE'VE GOT THE DRIED SQUID ICE CREAM, JELLYFISH, SPAM
SMOOTHIE, THE THOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG THAT JOHN SEEMS SO FOND OF.
>> ST WEIRD, MY MOUTH IS WATERING BUT THAT IS ALSO WHAT
MUCH HAPPENS-- .
>> James: WHEN ARE YOU ABOUT TO.
>> YEAH, LIKE I'M SALIVATING ON THE ROAD TO BARF JELLYFISH.
>> James: WE'VE GONE JELLYFISH.
WHAT IS THAT SMELL, WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE?
>> MINE T DOESN'T SMELL GOOD, I WILL TELL THAT YOU.
>> James: AND WHAT IS THE QUESTION, DREW, WHAT HAVE WE GOT
HERE.
>> JOHN, DESCRIBE THE LAST TIME YOU GOT SO DRUNK YOU THREW UP.
SPEAKING OF THROW UP.
>> I DON'T DRINK.
>> OH REALLY.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, WELL DONE, JOHN, OKAY, LET'S BRING IN
ANOTHER QUESTION HERE.
JOHN, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO EAT, LET'S MOVE IT QUICK BECAUSE
THE TURKEY BALLS ARE IN FRONT OF ME.
>> I WOULD LIKE YOU TO EAT THE TURKEY BALL.
>> James: THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE FRODZ EN.
>> PACKED FULL OF TESTOSTERONE.
OKAY, JAIM, WHO HAS BEEN THE WORST WE HAIFERRED GUEST ON YOUR
SHOW?
>> James: THAT IS AN OUTRAGEOUS QUESTION.
>> COME ON, JAMES.
>> WAS IT JAKE GYLLENHAAL?
(LAUGHTER) >> THE TURKEY BALL.
>> James: WELL, I KNOW WHO IT IS, AND THEY KNOW WHO IT IS.
>> OKAY, TELL US.
>> JUST SAY IT.
>> James: THE PEOPLE THAT WROTE THIS QUESTION KNOW WHO IT
IS.
>> SO TELL US.
>> WOW.
>> James: I NEED TO GET-- I NEED TO GET A SMALLER BALL.
I CAN'T SAY.
>> YEAH, YEAH, YOU CAN.
>> YOU CAN, MATE.
>> YEAH, OF COURSE.
>> James: THAT WAS-- SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS,
STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.