You're excited to be here.
But are you excited for the Super Bowl this Sunday?
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It's like the Super Bowl of football games.
That's what it's like.
How many 49ers' fans are here?
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How many Chiefs' fans are here?
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How many people just like to woo and clap and [INAUDIBLE]..
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Yeah.
It's sad when your team doesn't make it.
I'm friends with Drew Brees, as you can see.
His jersey is up there.
I love Drew Brees.
I love the Saints.
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They lost in the playoffs.
And then I'm friends also with Aaron Rodgers.
And I was rooting for the Packers.
They lost in the playoffs.
So here's what I'm going to do.
I am going to become friends with all the NFL quarterbacks.
So I can't lose #relatable right there.
Everyone wants their team to win.
That's why some people become fans of teams for cities
they're not even from.
You'll ask them why they're Boston Patriots fans.
And they like, oh, my uncle's college roommate
knew a guy who spent the summer in Boston.
No one ever does that for losing teams.
No one ever says, you know, some elaborate story just
to root for the Cleveland Browns.
They say the Super Bowl is the most watched sporting event.
I think it's the least watched sporting event, as well.
Because you go to a Super Bowl party,
no one's watching the game.
Everyone's talking the whole time, eating guacamole dip.
And all of a sudden someone's like, shh!
The commercials are on.
No one wants to miss a second of those.
A lot of people say the commercials are actually
the most exciting part of the game.
And I couldn't agree more, especially because this year I
got to make a Super Bowl commercial with my wife.
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#relatable.
People also love gambling on the Super Bowl.
A lot of them spend--
anything.
They will bet on anything at all.
Like, who will win the coin toss?
Or will they pour orange Gatorade on the coach's head?
Which is a dumb bet.
That's why I put $500 on purple Gatorade.
This is like our Super Bowl show.
And you can make bets here, too.
You can bet how many times Andy is going to be on his phone
during the show.
Or if Mary's rash will flare up.
No.
It's hard to see, because it's under the clothes.
Or if these two will make out by the end of the show.
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