- Can we make a scary movie with just our mouths?
- Let's talk about that.
(upbeat music)
- Gooooood Mythical Morning!
- And welcome to the show, actor, director
and veritable Scream King, it's Justin Long.
- Ah, thank you.
Just learning how to shake again.
It's been a while.
We haven't been shaking hands so long,
I forgot how to do it.
- Yeah, right.
Well, especially this.
- Like two guys.
- This isn't something that happens every time
you meet two people, that's flaking you.
- It should, it's a nice way to do it, efficient.
Hello everyone.
- Okay, so can you do any cool mouth sounds?
- I'm glad, I'm glad you asked.
- Let's get to the heart of the matter.
- Well, I worked with this guy named Andy,
shout out on the show Ed, TV show Ed.
And, and I was, I admired him so much,
'cause he did the best fake farts with his mouth.
- Oh really?
- Did he teach you something?
- No, that's, see, that would be too,
that wouldn't be classy enough.
- That was a C note.
- Well, you got the tongue out.
You can't get the tongue out.
That's when--
- Everyone could do that and you know the classics,
but he would do like subtle ones.
Just like someone trying not to fart,
you know like, kinda like.
(fart noise)
- Wow!
- Or just where there's just a squeak.
- Hey, you're a good student of his.
- That's good, man.
I like what your eyes do when your mouth farts.
- Yeah, what do they do?
- They get, they get bigger.
Some of the fart is pushing your eyes out.
- Well, it happens.
- You're gonna need those skills today,
because in honor of Justin's mastery in the horror genre,
including your new movie Barbarian.
- Yes, really fun.
- We know about this.
We got a game that's putting scary sound effects
and our mouths front and center.
It's time for "Can Our Mouths Make Sounds
Like A Friggin' Scary Movie?"
"Or Will We Sound More Like A Busted, Haunted Jacuzzi?"
"With Justin Long."
- That rings, that just rolls off the tongue.
- Yeah, it sure does.
- What a great title.
(fart noise)
- In addition to, in addition to, you know,
very realistic fake farts, I love stock videos.
- They're the greatest.
- My favorite genre of entertainment.
So, I'm in for a treat.
- Oh, right.
- Okay, so we're gonna be taking turns watching
a stock video of something spooky.
And then we have to make the sound
that we're seeing for that video clip
using only our mouths into this microphone
that we have to hold like this.
So we can't make hand gestures.
- Which is tough for me 'cause I'm Italian.
So as you can see--
- Oh, we knew that and that's why we got,
we were gonna lock you down.
- Okay, good.
Well, that's racist.
(Rhett laughing)
- Glad I wasn't even listening.
- Wasn't my idea.
- Were you not listening?
- No, I'm I'm just over here.
- What were you thinking about?
- About what I was gonna say next.
- Okay.
- Yeah right, yeah,
that's what he's usually thinking about.
- Well here look, it's right there.
- All right, so what we're gonna do is,
we're each gonna take turns,
being the sound maker and the sound guesser.
We're gonna have roughly 15 seconds to make a sound
and the other person has to guess.
If it doesn't happen, then the other guy
who's just sitting there waiting for their moment,
like I was--
- Yeah, thinking about what they're gonna say.
- Can step in and try to try to make the sound.
- Okay, cool.
- And then both the guesser and the sound maker
will get points and the winner in the end
will get the world's longest microphone
in honor of some special guest, some special Italian guest.
- I don't get it.
- Okay.
- A grazie.
- You ready? - Yeah.
Let's see it, I'm ready, yeah.
- Okay, Justin, you are in the guesser seat.
You're gonna be guessing first.
Rhett since you have the tinier mouth of the two of us,
you are gonna be making mouth sounds first.
- I'm a little bit challenged in this, small mouth,
big beard.
- Now first you've gotta choose,
we have three columns, easy, medium, hard,
up to nine clips here.
Those are all point values for you if he guesses it right.
And also for him.
- I'm feeling somewhat confident,
but also being very realistic.
So, I'm gonna go in the easy category,
but I'm gonna go for hard-easy, which is number three.
(grunting)
- Frankenstein?
A monster, dying.
Somebody dying, strangling, someone being...
- Don't, no, no!
- No moving.
- [Justin] Bigfoot.
- No moving.
- King Kong, a monster of some kind.
Yeah.
(crew laughing)
- [Justin] Chewbacca.
- I'm gonna have to step in.
I'm gonna have to step in.
- Okay, you step in.
- All right.
Let's see if I can do something totally different.
I don't know what other direction to take this in.
- [Justin] Yeah.
- So I'm just gonna try.
(grunting)
(laughing)
- Someone strangling, someone being hanging,
someone...
- I, I used to be a human.
- Oh hey!
Why, can he do that?
- A zombie, a zombie.
- Hold on, you can't, you can't say words.
- Well, you know, at a certain point.
- No, you just described yourself.
That's you just did, you just broke the rule of charades.
That's a rule break.
- Okay, I cannot--
- [Justin] That's my fault.
I feel like it's my fault.
- That is not my fault.
It's Rhett's fault.
Because he did all the zombie sounds left me with nothing.
- Oh zombie, is it a zombie?
- It's a zombie.
- [Stevie] No points.
- [Justin] I should've guessed that.
- [Stevie] No points.
- No points, but let's take a look at it.
I mean, I don't know what else there is to.
- [Justin] Guys that's my fault.
- You know, let's watch it, there's multiple people
in there, let's do it together.
(grunting)
- I'm the woman.
- I use to be a human.
- I'm a woman back now.
- Now I am a zombie, is that descriptive enough for you?
- Technically, I'm still a human.
I'm just a reanimated human.
- Yeah, exactly.
- That's my fault.
- No listen, hey,
here's the thing, now that you see it,
it feels like, oh yeah, but you, yeah,
you said strangulation, like, to be,
this is the toughest seat to be in,
the one that you're in.
- You're kind, you're being kind.
- So you should get out of that seat.
Who's in that seat next?
- [Justin] Yeah, I should never be back in the seat.
- Rhett or me?
- Okay Rhett, you ready to listen?
- Yes.
- I'm gonna go, shoot,
well, with such a great experience in round one,
I have so much confidence.
- Oh God.
- I'm going with--
- As if I couldn't have more guilt.
- I would go for five points.
- [Rhett] Whoa, whoa okay.
- Somebody's gotta go there.
- Five, good.
(creaking)
- Okay, door opening.
Door creaking.
Oh no.
- Mama.
Mama.
- A scary doll in a rocking chair.
- Ha!
(laughing)
Take a look.
Take a look!
- Yeah!
- Wait a minute.
Wait, I...
I'm happy for you, Rhett,
but how that, I know you can't curse, I understand.
How in the heck?
- Okay so...
- Mama.
- So first he did the door, but then he went.
- But how'd, you know, it was a doll?
- In and out, in and out.
- Well, he said, mama.
- I'm susp--
- [Rhett] Hold on, so I--
- As the kids say, I'm sus, no, you're sus.
I'm suspect of you.
- Even though I got the, got it right,
he did say, mama, you saying a word--
- [Stevie] Well, I think the last round he described
what a zombie was, and this one--
- He just said the thing that went with what he said.
- [Stevie] Yeah.
- That's a sound effect that comes out of a doll.
- [Stevie] Yeah.
- Mama, and then the other one, the zombie.
I mean, look, I'm not arguing for anything here,
but we should be consistent with the rules.
(Rhett laughing)
- Yeah, I mean,
maybe I get full points and Link get half point.
I mean, I don't--
- But how else would you do it?
How else would you do that without saying words?
It's a doll, dolls don't,
I mean, this is a creepy doll, I guess creepy dolls talk.
- You know what?
So, when I figured out rocking chair,
I was gonna say old scary lady in a rocking chair.
- Yes, okay.
- But then when he said mama, I was like.
- Right, so the word kind of gave him, as did the zombies.
- Okay, you know what?
- It's okay.
- I will take half my points.
- Okay.
- Rhett gets five.
I'll just take, you know, I'll take three.
- It's still incredible that you did there.
- Hey, I mean, you know what?
- A doll on a rocking chair,
I can't believe you got that.
- [Link] Pick your points.
- All right, I know this is not very ambitious,
but well, I'll try four, medium.
- [Link] All right.
- Easy medium.
- Hey, hey, you know what, Justin, we got this.
- [Justin] We got this.
(cackling)
- A witch!
- Yes!
- That's it, it's a witch.
- All right.
- What, what, what is, what is the witch doing?
- It's trying to do pull-ups.
- Where is my pull-up bar?
- Yeah, my broom, I lost it.
It's about yay big.
(laughing)
- All right.
I'm feeling really confident now.
- Me too.
- [Link] I've given good sounds.
- I have no reason to.
- I've given good guesses.
- [Justin] Yeah.
- [Link] I'm going for nine.
- Whoa, what?
- Remember who's, remember who's gonna guess.
I am not as confident.
(moaning)
(slurping)
- Slurping, sucking, Dracula, drinking blood.
A vampire...
- Yes.
- You said it, you said it.
You said it, vampire drinking blood.
- You said it under your, you said it under your...
- But that was, you said vampire drinking blood.
And that is exactly, dang, you both got nine points.
- Yes!
- [Justin] Okay.
- That and let's watch this,
it's like there's lots of darkness.
- [Justin] What movie is that from?
(crew laughing)
- [Link] It's just--
- That's an adult film, that can't be happening.
- [Rhett] Is that Brad Pitt?
- Yeah.
- Dracula.
- This is pretty good acting for stock video,
I mean...
- Yeah, yeah and I love the vignetting as well.
- Have you ever played a vampire
or bitten anyone in the neck?
- For fun, just in life?
I'm sure I've done a little,
probably, not breaking the skin.
- Just a little nibble.
- [Justin] Yeah, a little nibble.
- More like a hickey. - A little here and there.
- Yeah, I guess more like a hickey.
- [Rhett] Lots of hickets.
- [Link] You're a hickey kind of guy?
- [Rhett] Can you make a hickey sound?
- I'm not hickey kind of guy,
don't paint me with that brush.
- Justin Long, hickey kind of guy.
You heard it here first.
(laughing)
- How many points you want?
- Okay, let's see, I'm gonna try medium six.
- [Link] Okay, okay.
- It's a hard medium.
(crowd laughing)
No, no, it might...
- Are you saying shwing?
- Yeah, you're still making that same noise.
- Is it a swing?
- No, no, okay.
This is terrible.
- There you go.
So it's (laughing).
- Oh is it somebody taking a knife out?
- Oh yes!
Oh my God!
Rhett, it's so hard not to curse, I realize it.
- Yes!
- You are so good at this.
How did you get that?
- Do that, Judgy McGee, you do it.
- I was encouraging--
- Judgy McGee, thank you!
Somebody acknowledge that.
- How would I do it?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Schwing.
(laughing)
Now that I think about it, that's awfully good.
Oh wow.
- Okay. - Okay.
- I'm in last place right now, right?
- I can't believe that.
- Okay, so-- - That doesn't make sense,
you're so good and you're doing so well.
- Yeah, I don't know how these games work, man.
- I don't like it.
- I'm gonna go hard eight.
- Okay, so you're vomiting on a dog.
- No, how are you not gonna get this?
Just look at him.
- There is a dog.
- [Stevie] There's little bit too much movement here.
- Oh-oh.
- [Link] Just mouth sounds, just mouth sounds.
- Okay.
A dog, being attacked by a dog.
- Just look at him.
- An unsuspecting person.
- No, just listen.
- That was a part of it.
- That's as good as I can.
- A person becoming a werewolf.
- Yes!
- I mean you were born to do that.
- It's stop motion animation looks like.
Or that's CGI.
- Maybe I was a little too strong with the dog barking
because they don't really, they howl.
- [Link] Just dancing.
- All of a sudden I'm an expert.
- Okay, so, I'm winning by five points, I feel like
I wanna protect my lead a little bit,
I'm gonna go for two points.
- Smart, good.
- [Link] This is gonna be easy.
- Well, so was the last, so was the zombie.
- This is not easy, y'all.
- Some cat.
- [Link] What were you saying?
- Cat, some sort of cat, mouse?
- [Justin] A mouse, a mouse, scary mouse?
- Yes, that's it.
- It's friggin scary mouse.
It's a bunch of mouses.
- And a rat maybe.
- I didn't think you were gonna get that.
I was just like.
- I accidentally meowed.
But I think that helps it.
- You made the noise of its predator,
I think that's well within the rules.
- And then you heard it scurrying.
- I didn't think you were gonna get that one.
- [Link] Meow.
- Well, thanks, Rhett.
I believed in you.
- Link, I didn't think Link was gonna get it.
- I'm so impressed by whoever is keeping score.
I'll go for seven, seven hard, easy hard.
Okay, seven, here it is, Rhett, coming at you.
I can't go there.
- Baby?
- It's a child, is it something melting, is it a happy baby?
Oh is it a demon baby?
Oh, it's a demon bird.
Oh it's a bunch of ravens.
It's a scarecrow.
- It doesn't get any better than that,
I'm telling you right now.
- Oh it's a bird...
A bat!
- I got it!
(laughing)
- That was great.
That was great.
- I realized I can't go that high,
it's supposed to be, obviously--
- It's super-sonic.
You wanted to go super-sonic?
How would I do it?
- [Rhett] What would you have done?
- But can you get that high with the pitch,
the squeak?
- What are you referring to that high?
The pitch that they make...
- I never heard...
- A bat, they're like--
- [Rhett] Yeah, yeah, it's like,
it's hypersonic.
- Yeah, can you go hypersonic?
- So you can't hear it?
- No, that's how good it is.
But wait a minute, what's that noise,
bats are just flying to the studio.
- That part was good.
- Yeah, once you got the flutter,
that was good, that was good.
- Well, everyone can try at home.
It should be a fun, non-annoying thing.
- [Stevie] Guys, Justin's already won this game,
but there is one more left on the board,
do we want to do it just for funzies?
- Yes. - Yes.
- You can be our guesser.
- Okay, okay, cool.
See, this is an insight into how I think,
I won the game and I'm still hung up on what I didn't do.
- Well you know what, we can make it interesting.
- [Justin] Yeah.
- Since there's only the easiest one left.
- [Justin] Okay.
- And let's just say if you can't get it,
you lose.
(laughing)
- Okay, good, I like that, all right, good.
- Just to create some stakes here.
You get two chances though, both me and Link.
Here we go.
- A chainsaw?
- Yeah. - Nice.
- One point.
- One point just to seal that victory.
- Justin come back on over here
this is the winner's seat.
- [Justin] Do you want this?
- No, you just bring, oh you're too kind, you're too kind.
You can be me, I'll be you.
- Okay, all right.
- You're the winner.
- Congratulations to Justin for winning
and also go check him out in the new horror thriller,
Barbarian.
- Yes.
- In theaters right now.
- It's really scary.
- Where is the long microphone?
- Oh yeah. - You won it.
Let's have it.
- Oh good God.
- Classic.
This is convenient. - Yeah.
- Have a lot of fun with that.
- Oh I will.
Thank you guys so much for having me,
Barbarian is really fun, it's scary,
very scary, you didn't ask, I know,
but I'm shamelessly plugging.
(laughing)
It's really good, it's really scary.
- Does this fold up at all?
Oh good.
- Oh, it retracts.
- So you can you know, put it in your pocket
to take it home.
- Okay, it can be a walking stick, this is great,
thank you for having me.
- And thank you for subscribing and clicking that bell.
Now, Justin, say, do you know what time it is?
- I do.
I do, I do.
- You have to say it though.
- Oh yes.
- You know what time it is.
- There it is.
(laughing)
- Hey, I'm Richie, from Toronto, Canada.
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