What's up guys, hope you're doing well.
If you're new to the show, in these videos I talk about things that I hate, things I'm
just...Not About That Life!
Not About That Life!
For example, when someone adds something to your plate when you're eating.
DAHECK!
I didn't ask you to put that on my plate.
I didn't want that.
No I don't wanna try asparagus mother.
I don't care if it's good for me.
No, I don't wanna just try it.
Not About That Life!
When someone says something is "actually" funny.
You about to get "actually' slapped.
Go up to any girl and say "Wow, you actually look good today."
See what happens.
See what happens!
Not About That Life!
I don't even know which one's worse, when someone says something is "actually" funny...or
when someone says something is pretty funny.
The last couple of girls who I've talked to or dated: all married and/or pregnant.
Not in that order.
I don't know what's going on, but it's the Magruder effect.
If you want to find someone, just date me, cause after we stop talking you'll find your
soulmate.
I told some people this and they were like "Oh, it's just like that movie Good Luck Chuck.
No!
It's not like a movie, cause this is my life.
I'm living this and I didn't get paid to act in it...and I haven't seen the movie.
I hear it's OK.
I might watch it.
Probably not though, cause I'm Not About That Life.
I got some new neighbors that live over that way.
I don't know actually live in the house, cause I've seen like 37 different people.
Here's my problem: they're loud.
That's not the problem.
What is the problem?
They don't invite me.
Over here having a pool party at 3am, playing Despacito.
Not About That Life!
Glitter hand sanitizer.
I'm a grown man.
I can't be having sparkles and glitter...
Not About That Life!
Asking for a friend.
I've no idea what that means.
Does that mean you're asking for your friend, that you know who is your friend personally.
Or does it mean you need a friend, asking for a friend.
I don't know which one it means.
Leave a comment down below on what you think it means.
Asking for a friend.
See how I did that?
I incorporated in into...you see, no?
Not About That Life!
When you're watching a movie or Netflix show with someone.
It's the first episode, neither of you have seen the show, but they keep asking you questions
about what's going to happen.
DAHECK!
I don't know!
I'm watching at the same time you're watching it.
What!
How do I know who that person is?
I don't know!
They didn't say their name.
I don't know any more of the plot than you do.
I don't know what happens to Khaleesi.
I did not read the books.
Not About That Life!
When people post a photo and their little title under it is "Caption This."
No!
You want me to do your work for you?
DAHECK!
Not About That Life!
And it's always the picture that's like lame, that shouldn't even have a caption.
You shouldn't have posted this.
That's what the caption should be: delete this.
Been doing a lot of traveling recently, here's what I noticed.
What the heck is the point of having complimentary wi-fi if it's slower than a pregnant water
buffalo?
There's no point!
One webpage takes 12 minutes to load.
I can't check an email.
I definitely can't send an email.
Why do you even have it?
And what is up with the trashcans in hotel rooms?
Why are they so small?
You can't fit anything in these small trashcans.
They just assume the only trash you have is the small lotion bottles they provide you.
I ordered a pizza to my room.
Bruh.
Where DAHECK am I supposed to put this.
Bruh.
Not About That Life!
When Facebook notifies that someone is live.
Bruh.
And it's always someone who don't even know.
How are you even friends with this person?
And it's like two people watching them live: you and their mom.
And it's awkward.
Don't notify me.
Not About That Life!
When you're charging your phone, but you're still losing battery.
How?
Not About That Life!
I'm Christian.
Why do I go to a single ministry class and I'm the youngest person by 27 years.
Do no young people go to church?
Help me.
I can not relate to these people.
They don't know what a dab is.
Not About That Life!
When you accidentally punch a hole in your shirt taking it off.
Look at this.
Bruh.
Can y'all see that?
Make NO type of sense.
Not About That Life!
Well that's all I got for this week.
I asked you guys on Instagram what you guys were Not About That Life and here's what you
had to say:
People that think they're too cool to like your Instagram photos, but they're still watching
all your stories.
When you been playing 2k for 7,000 hours and your friend has NCAA.
Not About That Life!
When you don't have any gains.
Not About That Life!
When you have to move in for college way before all of your friends do.
Not About That Life!
When ScooterMagruder doesn't post new videos in a while.
Not About That Life!
That's how it's gonna be?
Ok!
As always, new videos every Sunday!
I don't care about the past.
Don't talk about it!
No Jugamos Juegos.
Throw me the ally.
I'm a grown man.