- There will be a BTS burger.
(vecna clock sound)
There is gonna be a significant asteroid
that will be coming very close to earth.
- Next week.
- The Queen will die.
- Buckingham Palace announced the death
of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
- Doja Cat is going to fight someone.
- [Doja Cat] It's just that he's like a very dumb kid.
- And a famous TikTok is going to wind up in jail.
- [Reporter] Andrew Tate facing legal trouble in Romania.
(dramatic music)
- I predict a lot of things that come true somehow
but after the Queen died on my birthday
after I predicted it for 2022,
I sat down and made some new predictions
for the rest of the year and 2023.
And a bunch of stuff already came true, let's take a look.
(insanely smooth jazz)
First up I said that...
I'm predicting that a famous TikToker
is going to wind up in jail and I'm not gonna say who.
And I'm not gonna say for what?
And I don't want you to say,
"Hey Ben, it kind of sounds like
you have information on something."
And in a first for my predictions, this came true twice.
You may remember earlier this year, Nikita Dragon,
one of the most famous TikTokers I guess, went to jail.
Sis sprayed a police officer
and was acting in a highly disorderly fashion.
However, this story took a sad turn
because she was sent to a men's holding area in the jail
when she's a woman.
So it was a very scary situation,
but she's free now doing...
I don't know what she does. (dramatic music)
But it didn't end there last night,
literally last (beep) night,
Andrew Tate, who arguably was one of the biggest loudest
figures on TikTok in 2022,
was arrested for human trafficking.
And that's not even the craziest part.
That's not even the most monkey nut poopy butt part
of this whole situation.
Greta Thunberg was the one that got him clocked.
Let me break this down for you in one minute.
A few days ago, the hard boiled egg named Andrew Tate
rolled out of the carton in the fridge and decided to say,
"Hello Greta Thunberg, I have 33 cars.
My Bugatti has a..." What the?
What did any of those numbers mean?
"This is just a start.
Please send your email address so I can set an accurate list
of my car collection
and their respective enormous emissions."
To which Greta Thunberg replied, "Please do enlighten me.
Email me @smalld(beep)kenergy@getalife.com."
(Ben shrieks)
And of course him being a pathetic little piss baby
he replied again.
He basically tried to clap back by saying,
"Oh wait, your email address is
I have a small penis?" - I have a small penis?
"Mmh, you have a penis?"
(Ben laughs)
Laugh please.
- But you see the Romanian anti-terrorism police
have been looking for him for a while
and all they needed was proof that he was in the country.
So when his dumb pulled out these pizza boxes
and the police saw,
"Oh, Jerry's Pizza only exists in Romania,"
they got his ass all because a 19 year old
named Greta Thunberg made one tweet.
(laughs) It's too (beep) good.
Moving on to the next prediction.
- [Man] Wow.
- As y'all know, Will Smith hit Chris Rock at the Oscar?
Like y'all know.
So I predicted that Will Smith will get an acting role
and have his return to acting
but people are going to boycott it,
they're not gonna like it.
They'll be, "(ASJHFKDAHJFLKD) He hit Chris Rock,
gave him a little slap. (screams)"
And he did come back to acting.
He starred in this new movie called "Emancipation."
But not only did people boycott the movie
because of his actions
the movie ended up getting 45% on Rotten Tomatoes.
And that's not where the flop ends. The flop still flops.
The flop is still floppety flopping.
It costs $120 million to make this movie.
And in the box office it made 40,000.
Yikes. I kind of regret predicting this. I'm on his side.
I feel like we should be able to smack the (beep)
outta people more often actually.
A lot of people (indistinct) wanna smack.
Anyways, next I said that...
There will be an assassination attempt on Vladimir Putin.
Someone, a real G is gonna be like (fingers clicking).
Now this like kind of came true?
The Russian government basically keeps claiming that the US
is constantly trying to decapitate Vladimir Putin.
But this is the Russian government. Okay?
The only thing more full of (caca)
than the Russian government is my toilet 10 minutes
after eating Taco Bell.
So take it with a little grain of salt.
Next I said that...
Emma Chamberlain will once again go on a YouTube hiatus.
And it's been two and a half months.
Emma. Emma where you at?
Probably eating like a croissant
in like a $4,000 hotel room, so...
And next I said that one of the Elon Musk's projects
is going to go horribly wrong
and it will end up resulting in lots of debts.
And what happened?
He bought Twitter for like $40 billion,
it went to absolute (beep).
There was an influx of hate speech.
He like reinstated Donald Trump's Twitter account
which was banned because he literally caused an insurrection
on the country of the United States.
He fired hundreds of employees.
That's like more than half of Twitter.
And then a bunch of the remaining ones just quit.
They just pieced out, they're like (shrieks).
That's the sound I imagine Twitter employees making
when they leave Twitter.
Get it? 'Cause it's a bird.
Now as far as I know, no one died from him buying Twitter
except for my brain cells because being on Twitter
since age 13 is the sole reason
why I am this (beep) brain dead.
Now I wanna bring your attention to something.
When I predicted that a famous TikTok would go to jail.
And I'm not gonna say who and I'm not gonna say for what.
And I don't want you to say,
"Hey Ben, it kind of sounds like
you have information on something."
I had someone very specific in mind
and it wasn't the two people that did go to jail,
it wasn't Andrew Tate and it wasn't Nikita Dragon.
It was someone completely different.
And it's not my place to say who it is
but there is a certain TikToker who not only deserves jail
but prison and that's not a prediction,
that's a manifestation for 2023.
Now all of those things happened in less than three months.
So I'm going to refill the cup of predictions
that is now empty 'cause half of them came true.
All right, let's (freaking) go.
Starbucks will start serving boba.
You'll be able to add boba
to whatever Frappuccino drinks you want
and make a delicious boba tea
and they will make a bajillion dollars from it.
Next up, Logan Paul will be sued for millions of dollars.
He's already in a giant scandal about some NFT, I don't...
I hear the words NFT, my brain shuts the (bleeeep) up.
I don't know what happened but I'm sure he's gonna get sued.
But speaking of NFTs
major countries are gonna start banning the sale
and ownership of NFTs
because literally shut the (beep) up about it.
If I was Joe Biden, phew, brr, brr, they would be gone.
Next up, a prominent member of a K-pop group
is going to die.
If this comes true, I'm dead.
So let's continue.
"Minions Rise of Gru" will be nominated for an Oscar
for Best Animated Picture
and it'll win 'cause it was so good, it was so good.
Suit trend aside, (which I participated in)
It was good. Next up!
Elon Musk is gonna fully sell Twitter.
I think he's realizing that the app
is a flaming dumpster fire.
So he's going to dump it in another dumpster.
My next prediction is people are going to boycott chipotle.
Something's gonna go wrong in the chipotle culture
and people are going to be sick of it.
This should have boycotted it when everyone got e.coli
but we'll move on from that.
A major clothing company, I'm predicting H&M or Gap,
is gonna have a Balenciaga type scandal.
I'm not gonna get into what they did.
I'm sure you've seen or you can look it up
but people are gonna freak out
and stop behind clothes from there
which you should do anyways because it's fast fashion.
And if you wanna kill the *bleep* go ahead.
TikTok will get banned and it's gonna come out that Facebook
and other competing platforms will have paid a ton of money
to campaign through propaganda and other means
that it needs to get taken down.
However, I don't think it'll be for long.
I think it'll get put right back up
or they'll sell to a US company, I don't know.
A Gen-Z politician will run for some sort of
elected official position and win
but it'll be as a joke and then they won't know what to do.
Addison Rae is gonna start music and it is going to be a hit.
People are gonna love the Addison Rae songs.
The Ohio joke is gonna go too far.
Some idiot is going to do something
that'll cause lots of casualties
and it'll be because they're like, "Only in Ohio."
And then like drive a monster car
into like a nursing home or some (beep).
The city of Manila in the Philippines
will have a giant earthquake.
It'll be very bad and it'll take lots
and lots of time and money to repair.
Kanye West will be placed on a no-fly list
and will not be able to leave the country.
An actor in the movie
the "Battle of Songbirds and Snakes" will die.
There'll be a new season of "Black Mirror"
but some company will take one of the episodes too literally
and make a product.
You remember the episode where there was like a little dog
that was like dancing?
They're gonna do that but with something that should not
be replicated in the real world and it will kill people.
Jenna Ortega will admit that the show "Wednesday"
is (beep) terrible.
- Howdy roomie. - (farting)
And my final prediction,
Trump will flee the country. (crowd clapping)
But we're not done baby.
I have some rapid fire ins and outs,
things that I think will be in next year
and things that I think will be out.
iPads out, cynicism out.
Anime "Chainsaw Man" in. The city of New York out.
Interviewing random strangers in public TikToks, (beep) out.
Nintendo switches out.
Amazon out, eating insects for protein in.
The Snapchat Discover Page out and out and out again.
Getting a Motorola flip phone instead of an iPhone in.
American airports out, gym and fitness content,
shut the (beep) up, out.
And seed oils out.
And finally my podcast Drama Mama
where I will be giving New Year's resolution in.
It's BEEEEN in baby. (upbeat music)
And my final, final prediction
this will be the best year of your life.
I love you so much. Talk to you later. Bye.