(singing poorly)
- Is your name Ariel?
Because we were mer-made for each other.
That's a good one.
(upbeat music)
- Hi, I'm Abby.
I'm originally from Montreal, Quebec,
which is the French province of Canada.
- Hi, I'm Lucas.
I'm from Brazil, and today I'm here to judge
the sexiest English language accent.
- Let's get started.
(playful music)
- Hello, Abby.
- Ah, Jesus Christ (laughs).
- Damn, you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
- Oh, getting hot here, man.
- At night, do you sleep on your stomach?
If not, can I?
(laughs)
- Oh, there you go.
(explosive echos)
- Is there an airport nearby?
Or is that my heart taking off?
It's literally all the lines I use on a regular basis.
- You're joking, seriously?
- Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice.
(laughter)
- That's my favorite, I like that.
- Going to assume you're from the U.S.?
- I am indeed.
- There we go.
- You can tell because I speak properly.
- Oh please.
- Your lips look lonely.
Let me introduce them to mine.
(laughter)
- Ooh.
(smooch)
Oh, he's everywhere, right?
Like he's on the right, left side,
behind me, in front,
not in front yet.
(Laughter)
- Is your name Quasimodo,
'cause I love your hunched back.
- What?!
- If you make it about Disney,
does it make it cute?
- No...
(sighs)
- On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
- No...
Like a solid negative 12 is how free I am right now.
- I'm very surprised, I'm actually liking it.
Manly.
American.
- It just doesn't really do it for me.
- Well that's a bit disappointing.
- Oh, sorry honey.
- Oh.
- Okay.
- An American accent,
I would go for like three or four,
but I would go for like a 9.5.
- Hot damn.
- [Josh] Hello Abby.
- Hi.
- I'm Josh.
I'm gonna very creepily stand behind you
while you can't see.
- Look, it's better than what other people have done,
so you're fine.
- I don't want to know...
Do you have any salt ironers?
If not, do you want a date?
(Laughter)
Are you Australian, because you meet all
of my koala-fications.
(Laughter)
Are you a beaver?
Because dam! Because dam!
(laughter)
- That was a nice one.
- How sexy it is?
Like a five, maybe a six?
- Five?
- I think it's Aussie.
- Yeah.
- Is it Aussie?
- I am.
- It just feels a lot more genuine
when you're talking to somebody
who has an Australian accent,
I don't know why, but it just feels,
yeah, it just feels a bit more genuine,
whereas like I find with American accents,
it just feels kind of overly happy
and kind of fake.
- I'm a genuine guy, what can I say?
- The level would be around 8.5.
- I can deal with that.
- C'mon.
- Tall, blonde, you know,
typical Australian guy.
- She's not far off.
Have you seen Chris Hemsworth?
- Yes.
- Picture that, but in like better shape.
- Ooh!
- Actually it is quite brown.
- Yeah.
Howdy.
- Yeah, how are ya?
Not like Thor, but...
- All right, I may oversold the Thor element slightly.
- Hello.
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
- Good morning.
- You think I'd be used to this by now, right? Like...
- How do you do?
(Laughter)
- I'm good, what's your name?
- Evelyn.
What's your name, beautiful?
- Lucas.
- Lucas?
- Okay, so obviously you're British,
obviously you're from London.
- You sound very proper.
- Proper?
- Don't you?
- Oh, don't I?
- Lovely.
- Lovely!
- [Both] Lovely!
- Yeah.
- You know that you're hotter
than a fresh cup of Yorkshire tea.
- Ooh! Ooh!
- Do you like tea?
- Love tea.
- What's your favorite tea?
It's very hot.
(Laughter)
Like you.
- I must say, I'm pretty partial to a Tetley, so...
- Ooh, Tetley.
Lovely jubbly.
(Laughter)
- Have you been to London, Lucas?
- Yes, and you are English, aren't you?
- Oh, that was probably a bit of an early giveaway.
- Wait, say London again.
- London.
- Yes!
(Laughter)
- My face hurts so much
from all this laughing.
- Have you ever been to Cockermouth?
- I'm sorry?
(Laughter)
- Have I been where?
- Or Cockfosters?
(Laughter)
- No!
- No?
- No. No I haven't.
- You should go, it's nice.
- Oh is it really? - Lovely place.
- What's it like?
Describe it to me.
- Large.
(Laughter)
You make me wetter than summer's...
(Laughter)
What are you thinking about my accent so far?
- Oh I absolutely love it.
- Oh yes!
- Like I genuinely love a British accent,
I think it's just, it's great fun.
- It is a super sexy accent.
- It is pretty sexy.
- Am I number one?
Yeah, c'mon.
- You had me laughing.
- Oh, hell yes!
Run!
Hey!
- Hey!
(smooches)
Oh, I like this.
- Ta da!
- Hello!
- That's by far my favorite.
- Now you're winning.
- Yay!
- Hi Abby.
- Hi.
- My name is Ifan.
If you don't have your book,
I'll check you out.
(Laughter)
Where is that accent from?
Say something else.
(Laughter)
- Did it hurt when you feel from heaven?
(Laughter)
Oh, Christ.
- This is hard.
- Is your name Wifi?
'Cause I feel a real connection.
- Whoa, I can be your wifi if you like.
I like the accent.
- I like it.
I kinda actually pick where it's from though.
Just keep talking.
- If you were a cat, I'd spend nine lives with you.
- That's cute.
- It can't be Irish.
It's too clear to be Irish.
- I'm not drunk,
I'm just a little intoxicated by you.
(Laughter)
- Wow, where's the drink then?
- You don't sound Scottish.
You're either...
Are you Welsh?
- Yes I am. I'm Welsh.
- There you go.
(Laughter)
- I like the accent.
That has to be my favorite accent.
- Whereabouts are you from in Wales?
I'm from
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
- Oh my god!
Please keep talking!
(Laughter)
- How many words is that?
- It's one word.
- Is it?
- Yeah, second longest town name in the world.
- You could be talking to me about cleaning your bathroom,
and I wouldn't care, like just talk to me!
(speaking in Welsh)
- Oh god, that's amazing.
- Yeah.
Welsh.
Well-ish.
- Well-ish.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
(Laughter)
(relaxed reggae music)
- Hey guys, I'm Ameilia.
- Hi.
- So my doctor says that I'm lacking in vitamin you.
(Laughter)
Are you from Christchurch,
'cause I don't see any faults.
(Laughter)
If you were a steak, you would be well-done.
(Laughter)
- Any guesses yet?
- Is it English?
- Not quite.
Are you the sun,
'cause you are blinding me.
(Laughter)
- I have no idea.
- What?!
- We'd probably go to, like,
the fish and chips shop, and like,
head down to the beach,
maybe take a few cold beers.
- Love it.
- Chuck 'em in your chilly bin.
- Are you from New Zealand?
- Yes!
- Hey!
(Laughter)
- Aussie?
- No!
- No?
- Fish and chips?
- Fish and chips.
You, New Zealand?
- What do you reckon guys?
- It is.
- I'm busted.
- Say number six.
- Six.
- Yeah.
(Laughter)
You're Kiwi!
When the Kiwis talk to me
I need to be like "what are you talking about?"
(Laughter)
- Hi!
- Hello!
(Laughter)
- Hello!
- Hi!
Is it what you expected?
Better!
- [Both] Ooh!
(Laughter)
(soft traditional music)
- So Abby, I'm new in town.
Could you give me the directions to your apartment?
- Jesus, first time meeting
and you're already asking for that?
Ballsy.
- You must be Irish, because you got my heart rate Dublin.
That's gold, right?
- That's a good one.
- Did my eyes just turn green?
Because when I see you,
I feel like I'm getting lucky.
- Very Irish.
- You, Abby, are my pot of gold,
and I would like to make a deposit.
(Laughter)
- Oh my god!
That is so much!
I'm going **** right on this.
Honestly, I love an Irish accent,
so I'm quite happy listening to you, like just keep talking,
so, you're already like a pretty solid eight.
Alrighty.
Yup, no definitely an eight.
- Hey mate.
- [Both] How are you?
Nice to meet you.
- Yeah I like the English, the Irish,
and the Scottish accent a lot.
I think it's very sexy.
Nine.
Good nine.
(upbeat jazz music)
- I must say, I think the British accent won overall.
Stay classy, keep it British.
- It was always like, a big thing for me,
the American accent, not liking it,
but today I absolutely love it.
It was the second best accent.
The English from London.
Left me with the best one.
And obviously, she was jumping on me, so...
It was very fun.
(Laughter)
- What really, really helps
is obviously like your delivery of it.
So whereas Jes, if he wasn't as charismatic as he was,
it would've been a two.
- Very nice.
To be able to, in less than an hour,
to listen to so many different accents.
I would definitely do it again!