Oh, I should've never have come here.
I'm sorry for putting you in danger, dude.
Relax. This loser doesn't even have a weapon.
Okay, I'm taking that home after we're done with this guy.
I'm going to die, dude.
Wait, wait. I'm thinking of an opening quip.
Oh, okay. How about knock, knock.
Typically, you'd say, "Who's there?"
Hi.
[unintelligible]
The adversary here. Will you excuse me for a second?
[laughing]
Shut up.
And by the way, where are we?
On top of Nakatomi Towers.
Feel free to leave,
but you're not the one who floats,
and you're not the one who disappears.
You might want to stay away from the edge.
Well, I am the one who screams.
Are you done?
What are we even doing here, Twitler?
Waiting for a friend.
A weird place to meet, but okay.
And there he is.
Did you just climb up the side of a building?
If so, that's very--
I see you got my note.
You used me as a distraction and shot me into space.
Give me one reason
why I shouldn't end you right now.
My infectious charm.
I'll give you what you really want.
Fashion sense?
What did you say?
Who wears headbands?
I mean Henry Hart.
I can give you revenge on Henry Hart.
If you're through, Captain Man. Sorry to be such a buzz kill.
[laughing]
[buzzing]
You done?
[buzzing]
Seriously, you're not in any pain?
There's like a 1,000 bees on you.
[buzzing]
I'm indestructible. Bees can't sting me, so...
If anything, it just kinda tickles.
[buzzing]
Okay, what about wasps?
[laughing]
[radio]
potassium chloride with Maliptinum.
[laughing] That's gonna get messy.
[radio]
[unintelligible]
[radio playing]
[groaning]
Oh.
[groaning]
[glass breaking]
Oh god.
Nice cave kid. Who's a good cave kid?
[groaning]
Guys, I promise you, we're just a normal science lab
that makes things like quiet shoes.
There is absolutely nothing strange going on.
The portal is out of control!
And it's definitely connected to that monster
that's going around stealing kids!
We're doing some construction.
This is the best fight I've ever had in my entire life.
I'm going to destroy you.
You're gonna have to catch me first, Kyle.
Where'd you get a grappling hook?
I took it off Kyle.
He knows exactly what I like.
Get back here and feel the Kyledriver.
He's gone. Time to fly away, my little birdie
into the waiting arms of 1,000 moms.
[mumbling]
Judge, Judge, please tell these ruffians
to get out of my Man's Nest.
We got Vice Mayor Willard to write along a napkin,
saying it's Captain Man's again.
- Really? - That's right.
Curse you Swellview napkin law!
So, can I go to Mom Con now?
[everyone] Yes! Go!
Yeah!
Can I go now too?
Yes. Thank you so much.
Fine, you won. Just let me collect my dolls.
Why are you locking the doors?
We didn't want to leave.
Oh.
I just can't leave.
Uh.
[groaning]
[Volt] Now paint this fool!
[Minyak groaning]
But I didn't do anything illegal!
Okay, Ray, I'm about to leave.
It should take me about mm 20 minutes
to rob the bank.
Uh, that sounds great.
Oh, hey... how do you like my ponytail?
Ah, I love it.
Mm.
I mean, it's, uh, really cute and just so-
Ow! You just ripped my ponytail off my head!
You're... You're not in love with me anymore.
Yeah. He's not.
Sorry, Gwen.
How do you like dem muffins?
I am Van Del, pack leader of the Wall Dogs.
We are not criminals. We are not animals.
We are artists. And these...
these are our weapons of artistic destruction.
Prepare to be sprayed.
Barry! You left your wet laundry in the washing machine!
I'll move it in a minute, Mom!
[sighing] Edit that part out.
Sure, no problem.
Sorry, boys and the two innocent children
that got caught in my evil plan.
Time to say, "Goodbye".
- I don't take-- - No, no, no, no, no!
[screaming]
What?
[unintelligible]
I told Dimitri I didn't want a timer.
[beeping]
Hello, Dimitri.
Yeah, I'm calling about the Booms Day device.
I never asked for a...
[beeping]
I'm sorry. How are you, Dimitri?
How's Michigan?
[beeping]
Yeah, I'm calling about that-
No, I don't want to talk to the dog.
I'm in the middle of a revenge plot.
Hi, Nibbles. Yeah, I miss you too.
You will fight our champion.
Swole! Swole! Swole! Swole! Swole!
You never told me you had a Swole Mole.
[grunting]
[giggling] Are you scared?
No. [chuckles]
Actually, I'm very scared.
Because of Captain Man I got this scar on my face
and that's why she never hired me
as a model again!
Uh, no. I never hired you as a model again
because you stink at modeling.
- Wow, really? - You were garbage.
I honestly thought it was because of this scar.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. So let me get this straight.
You're a fake?
I'm as stunned as I am stunning.
I don't wear diapers anymore. You understand?
What's gotten into you, man? I was just messing with you
a little bit, that's all.
I was only kidding with you.
Yeah, well, sometimes
it doesn't sound like you're kidding.
Okay. Well, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry if I offended you.
Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right. I'm sorry, too.
[chuckles]
- Okay. - Okay.
Salute.
Now, won't you go change your diaper?
Almost there!
You'll never catch me!
We literally just caught you!
Yeah. Shut up, Chest Monster.
Ah, come on, dog.
Good work, everybody.
AWOL, drop that thing off in Barstow.
Barstow?
Man, I don't wanna go to Barstow right now.
Phew. Thank goodness.
- I'll go tomorrow. - No.
All right, Drill Finger.
What?
I'm taking you downtown.
No chance!
[groaning]
Feel the finger.
[groaning] Hmm.
Uh, what the? I-It was turning
before and... you broke my drill finger!
Yeah, well, I'm indestructible.
What'd you think was gonna happen?
- Um. - Kid, toss me that thing!
Okay, but it's right here.
Hurry, Kid! Alright, Drill Finger...
Now, I'm no rabbi, but...
No, no, don't!
Mazel tov.
[groaning]
You snipped off my drill!
Yeah. From now on, you're just... Finger.
That's not as good!
Captain Man, welcome to my new--
Save it, Time Jerker.
Oh, I actually just go by Tim Jerkowski now.
Well, it's Tim for you to get out of my head, pal.
My brain is my own.
Okay. I don't know what you've heard, but I don't--
You've got one chance to come clean.
And I suggest you take it.
Come clean about what?
Wrong answer. Light 'em up.
Check out my channel tomorrow afternoon
and you're going to see Grandma Sullivan go
on a downhill ride at about 95 miles an hour.
[laughing]
Whoo! It's [unintelligible]
Don't forget to like and subscribe.
Five stars!
[grunting]
We've got to find Go-Bro.
Stop him and rescue Grandma Sullivan.
Wow, that's super interesting and exactly how
am I supposed to help you boys do that?
Simple. You and I are going to temporarily swap bodies.
Swap bodies?
Temporarily?
Yes, you're both correct.
So, by body swap,
you mean that you, Captain Man, would be in my body,
and I, Frankini, would be in your body?
- Yes, indeed. - You're catching on.
Oh. No.
Okay. I respect your decision.
Thank you. Now, I'm hungry so--
I'm sorry to say this, but I just don't appreciate
some of the mean things you've been saying about me.
Well, hey, hey, did you hear that part
about me saying I was gonna adopt ya?
Must have missed that in the hurricane of insults,
including those about my keytar abilities
that frankly hurt more than I care to admit.
Well, we would have won that battle of the bands,
if not for you--
Since when can he do that?
Since Shadow accidentally gave him Schwoz's power suit.
- His what? - Yeah, why did you do that?
Well, I'll be darned.
Ah! Good bye, Captain Man and Kid Danger.
Enjoy being in outer space for the rest of your... lives.
You're tried to trick us.
You tried to shoot us into space.
No. No, I didn't.
You did too!
- We just saw the rocket. - It just flew away.
Yeah, so? What are you going to do about it?
Hmm. To Archduke Fernando and Gideon.
Ooh, that puree went straight to my bladdee.
- Of course. - Typical.
We need to talk.
Shout Out, so glad you could make it.
Have some puree. Gideon and I were just celebrating
our 15th anniversary.
We don't have time for that.
But it's our quinceañera.
I got Gideon a diamond encrusted scrunchie.
I got out of jail six weeks ago, and now I'm a free citizen.
And look, here's my ticket for this museum,
which means I have as much right to walk around here as anyone.
- Mm. - Mm.
Mm.
Valid ticket, dude.
You can't have any more of my Captain Corn Dogs.
I can tell you that.
Cool with me. No, I don't care if I...
Oh, real- oh. So, are you-
Are you all right? What's going on?
Oh. Oh!
You see that, Kid? All right.
You see what kind of a jerk she is.
You know what? I can't believe you're a jewel thief.
You told me you're an Olympic gymnast.
Yeah, I lied.
Oh.
Lying too.
A mutiny?
I treated you like a son I never wanted.
You're a terrible boss
and your beard's not even that big! I quit!
Okay. Be two against one.
Time for me to wave the white flag and surrender.
Clink.
Pirate sike!
[screaming]
I be seeing stars.
[groaning]
It's time this big beard got cut down to size.
What?! No!
[laughing]
Oh, me beautiful beard. It was 90% of me personality.
The last 10% be me love for Imagine Dragons.
You're not gonna get away with this.
I-I'm sorry. What's your name?
Barge, the name's Barge.
Why are you stealing all this towels, dude?
Don't tell him. He doesn't deserve to know.
Uh, I am so sorry. Who are you talking to?
My boss, king of all towels.
What?
Now, throw him down the sewer, Debargery
and bring more towels to your king.
Yes, Your Dryness.
No, uh, uh, my talking towel says you should let him go.
[screaming]
Well, that sounds just fine.
But can you do me a favor first?
Anything.
Will you be my hostage while I rob this Nacho Ball?
What? No! [groaning]
[groaning]
Hey, everyone. My name's Take-Out and this is a robbery.
I thought you were my fr- [screaming]
Hey, kid, I'm going to sit on Captain Man with my butt.
- No, you're not. - Look at this.
Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it!
Blast him! Blast him now!
Do it!
Blast him! Blast him!
Oh.
[screaming]
Oh my god! Get up!
Ha! Now I've defeated three dudes!
All right, that's it!
- Uh, Piper-- - Hey, skunk bag!
Piper, come on, follow me.
Girls, be careful those weapons!
And remember, Jeff is very stupid.
I heard that!
Kid!
[laughing]
Kid. Hey, hey, hey, Kid. Talk to me, Kid. Kid?
I think the kid's going to be taking a nap for a while.
[laughing]
Oh, did I forget to tell you that the radiation storm
left me with a right arm full of electricity?!
Yeah, you forgot.
No, I didn't! I just wanted it to be a surprise.
Right.
Hey! Come on! Come on, Phone Shark!
Come on! Come and get it!
Phone Shark down!
Kid Danger!
Sorry, can't catch Krampus. But if you do,
consult a physician cause you'll be sick.
Side effects include hotness and diarrhea.
Oh my god! Shut up!
[screaming]
Missed me, missed me, now ya gotta...
Krampus.
Spoiler alert.
I'm about to spoil you.
Yes! That was the perfect quip.
Get outta here.
Maybe I'll just break your arm
and then ruin the movie for everyone.
Get your hands off Kid Danger!
[screaming]
I've been trying to teach you people manners for years,
but none of you listened!
So now I'm going to make you behave.
Not anymore, pal.
Yeah, you're going to jail.
And can I just say? Good plan, dude.
- Thanks. - Respect.
Now let's take this guy down--
Oh!
[ripping]
[screaming]
Come on! You want a piece of Wallaby?
Yo, Mr. Wallaby's jacked.
Right? You know what this means?
Laser party!
[kids cheering]