No, this isn't a green screen.
This is real, disgusting Switzerland,
a neutral country full of noncombative,
chocolate-eating yodelers.
And they're also full of... guns.
In my previous report,
I trained with firearms expert, Miko.
Miko, look-- I shot some holes in the...
Swiss cheese.
You get...? I put the...
I learned that when it comes to gun culture,
Switzerland has a few more regulations than America.
(automatic gunfire)
And thanks to these gun regulations
and strict ammunition control, Switzerland has a murder rate
of nearly zero!
Sure, that's a great statistic, but how save can it really be?
To learn more about their gun culture,
I attended Indochism...
the world's largest annual shooting festival,
right here in...
Holy (bleep). That's a lot of guns.
♪ ♪
Even that baby has a gun.
There's not enough training in the world
to prepare me for this, so I brought my two secret weapons:
my translator, Pierre,
and my super-manly, rock-hard American vest.
Why are you wearing a pussy vest?
What did he... what did he say, Pierre?
Pussy vest.
Ah, that's-that's funny. Pussy vest.
Why aren't you wearing a pussy vest?
People are walking around with guns.
-Because it's safe. -(guns firing)
Oh, my God, what is that? What is that? Hold...
Get... get...
They're shooting. No worries.
-They're shooting? -They are shooting over there, not here.
How many accidents have happened here?
-Nein. -Nine accidents?
-No. -Nine accidents?
-No, no, no! Zero accidents. -Zero?
-Zero. Zero. -I thought you said nine.
-Nein. -Okay.
-It's the German language. -It's the German language.
I know in the United... American, this is dangerous.
But in the Switzerland, we have...
-Tradition. -Tradition.
We have rules and this...
(rubber toy squeaks)
We have rules.
Rules? What kind of rules let little kids participate
in this Glock-toberfest?
-Do you love shooting? -Oh, yes.
Why?
So it's like yoga?
Yes.
They also throw booze into the mix,
because, pourquoi pas?
It's a... it's a national party.
Oh, here comes the beer, everybody.
Let's let the beer walk through. We've got rifles and then beers.
We come here with the peoples, with the friends,
and la, la, la, la, the beer...
♪ La, la, la, la, la, beer. ♪
And cluck, cluck. We make this.
-(imitates automatic fire) -Yep.
And it's finished.
Well said. Guns and beers.
This was an American wet dream.
But something was different in this country.
Why should I listen to this drunk Swiss roll?
You're telling me I'm having beer
with the former president of Switzerland?
-Yes. -Cheers.
Nowhere else could a former president
be surrounded by thousands of firearms with no security.
How could we get America to feel this safe?
-That's your problem. -That's my problem.
Well, that's as neutral as it gets.
But he's right, it is our problem.
I mean, here they can shoot guns, drink beer,
and no one gets hurt.
In America, something like this could never happen.
(gunshot)
I decided to embrace this culture
and hang with the only group that would let me in.
Wow. Yeah, you guys got AR-15s here, huh?
Meet the Shooting Society of Prez.
-♪ ♪ -(gunshot)
It was time to show these Swiss fondues
how Americans shoot guns.
-I missed? -You missed, yes.
How did I miss?
What?
What do you know? You're ten years old.
Yeah? Yeah?
You probably never even kissed a girl.
You ever take your gun to school?
-No. -No?
We don't... American.
-You're not American. -No.
Okay, well, I can say that, but he can't.
These (bleep) Swiss kids, huh?
Even if it is true-- because the fact is,
for Swiss kids, life with guns is very different.
Nothing happens. It's not like in the U.S.,
where you have those mass shootings.
So your son, when he goes to school,
he just has to worry about school?
Yeah. Catching the bus, sometimes.
Unlike America, Switzerland has found a way
to peacefully coexist with firearms.
(chanting): Shot! Shot! Shot!
-(gunfire) -Oh! Whoa! Whoo-hoo!
And one of the main reasons is that, while these gun owners
may be loaded, it's actually illegal
for their guns to be loaded when not in use.
We got beer, we got guns, we got food.
I feel like I'm growing another testicle down here.
You know what I mean?
So, America, if we're gonna insist
-on being a nation of... gun nuts, -(toy squeaking)
we could at least try and Swiss things up.