Slow down, there, Raven. I'm Batman.
Yo, I can be a bat. Let me be Batman!
I wish to be the Batman!
I already called dibs. I'm Batman!
(GAGS) So sweaty.
(GRUNTS) Ugh!
Smells like vinegar.
(SNIFFING)
And the sweaty cheese.
Of course he sweats. He's Batman!
Or should I say,
(IMITATING BATMAN) "I'm Batman"?
(GAGGING)
-Beasty, you be Martian Manhunter. -Who?
You know, the cool green dude from Mars who hunts men all the time.
Sweet. I wanna hunts me some mens.
CYBORG: Raven, you be Wonder Woman.
Great. So, all I get is a swim suit, some bracelets and a rope?
That rope is the Golden Lasso.
Those bound by it are forced to tell the truth.
Really? Hey, Batman.
Remember that wet spot on your pants you said was water?
(STRAINING)
It was pee.
I said it was water, but it was totally pee.
You try fighting crime after drinking too much cranberry juice!
(CHUCKLES) Cool.
Ooh, who shall I be?
How about The Flash?
I am the Flash! Flash, flash, flash, flashety, flash, flash!
-(CLAPS) -Nice moves, Flash.
Green Lantern approves.
(ZAPPING)
-(BELL DINGS) -Booyah!
-Sweet ring, bro. -Thank you.
This ring is the most powerful weapon in the universe.
It can manifest anything with your willpower alone.
Witness its power!
(GOLDEN GIRLS THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
Are those the Golden Girls?
You know it. What up, Bea?
That ring can manifest any weapon imaginable,
and you choose the Golden Girls?
These sassy old broads are the toughest ladies around.
When the chips are down, you want the Golden Girls in your corner.
Wow. You'd make such a great member of the Justice League.
It's okay, Bea.
Not even your sardonic one-liners can make him a pal and confidant.