(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> OKAY, THANK YOU FOR COMING
DOWN TO THE STATION, MR. DAIFS, WE HAVE A LINEU OF POTENTIAL
SUSPECTS WON'T MATCH THE ASSAILANT WHO ATTACKED AND
ROBBED.
YOU SAY MALE BETWEEN 25 AND 32 OF AGE, 6 FOOT 2, BROWNISH HAIR,
MUSCULAR BUILD, HIGH CHEEK BONE, CHISELED APPROXIMATE BONE.
>> IT IS ALL A BLUR, IF I SAW HIM AGAIN I MIGHT BE ABLE TO
I.D. HIM.
>> OKAY, LET'S BRING IN THE LINE-UP.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: I THINK THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE.
I HAVEN'T ATTACKED ANYONE.
I'VE GOT AN ALIBI, FOR WHERE I WAS.
CAN I SPEAK TO MY LAWYER.
I DON'T BELONG HERE.
>> ALL RIGHT, QUIET.
>> YOU ALL MATCH THE SAME DESCRIPTION.
>> James: I MATCH THE DESCRIPTION-- IN OTHER WORDS,
YOU THINK THAT WE ALL LOOK THE SAME?
I MEAN SURE, YEAH, TOTALLY.
COME TO THINK OF IT, WHO KNOWSES WHERE I WAS LAST NIGHT.
>> ALL RIGHT PLRKS DAVIS, WHY DON'T YOU LOOK AT THE SUSPECTS
HERE AND SEE IF ANY OF THEM STAND OUT TO YOU.
>> KNOW, IT'S HARD TO TELL BECAUSE IT WAS DARK OUT.
BUT HE PULLED OUT A KNIFE AND SHOUTED, YOU KNOW, HAND OVER
YOUR MONEY IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.
>> ALL RIGHT, WAS THERE ANYTHING ELSE THAT YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT
HOW HE SOUNDED?
>> HE HAD A VERY DEEP VOICE, LOW, DEEP, OTHER THAN THAT, IT
WAS JUST A REGULAR AMERICAN ACCENT.
>> RIGHT, RIGHT.
GOT IT ALL RIGHT, NUMBER ONE, SAY THE LINE.
>> HAND OVER YOUR MONEY IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.
>> MAYBE THAT SHIM, I DON'T KNOW.
>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT, NUMBER TWO.
>> HAND OVER YOUR MONEY IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.
>> I'M JUST NOT SURE.
>> THAT'S OKAY.
TAKE YOUR TIME, NUMBER THREE, SAY THE LI.
>> HAND OVER YOUR MONEY IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.
>> AGAIN, MAYBE, YOU KNOW, IT ALL HAPPENED SO FAST.
>> ALL RIGHT, NUMBER FOUR, NOW YOU.
>> HAND OVER YOUR MONEY IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.
(LAUGHTER) >> YEAH, NO, NO, IT IS
DEFINITELY NOT HIM, NO IT'S NOT, YOU, MAN.
>> I'M NOT WARMED UP, LET ME DO IT, YOU CAN'T HAND ME A LEMON OR
ANYTHING, I NEED IT.
>> ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.
>> AFTER I REFUSED TO GIVE HIM MY MONEY, HE GRABBED ME, LIFTED
ME UP OVER HIS HEAD AND SLAMMED ME AGAINST THE WALL.
THEN WHILE I WAS DAZED, HE TOOK MY WALLET.
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT SO NOW WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO IS BRING
IN A BAR BELL THAT WEIGHS 170 POUNDSK ROUGHLY YOUR BODY
WEIGHT, AND SEE WHO IS ABLE TO LIFT IT.
>> OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT, NUMBER ONE, LIFT IT.
>> OH, THAT IS A GOOD LIFT, YEAH.
>> ALL RIGHT, NUMBER TWO.
>> THERE ST, NICE JOB.
>> ALL RIGHT, NOW NUMBER THREE.
>> COME ON.
LET'S GET IT, DOUBLE PUMP, THAT'S WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE IT.
>> .
>> I MEAN-- YEAH, YEAH, I MEAN MEAN-- ALL RIGHT.
>> WAIT, WAIT.
WAIT!
>> WAIT!
>> YEAH.
>> WAIT!
>> NO, IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, MAN.
>> OKAYS COME ON.
OH, WOW.
>> I HAVEN'T GOT CHALK, HAVE YOU GOT ANY CHALK?
>> WOW, WOW, WOW.
>> NUMBER FOUR, YOU-- YOU DON'T HAVE-- YOU'RE CLEAR TO GO YOU
ARE CLEARLY NOT OUR GUY.
>> HANG ON, NO, WAIT, I AM A PERFECT MATCH FOR THE
DESCRIPTION.
>> NO, THERE IS NO WAY YOU COULD BEAT ME UP, OKAY.
YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO COULDN'T LIFT THAT WEIGHT.
>> WELL, NO.
>> NOT EVEN CLOSE.
>> IF ANYTHING IT PROVED IT WAS ME BECAUSE I WAS OVEREXERTED
FROM HAVING THROWN YOU INTO THE WALL, YOU BROKE PUNK BITCH.
>> OKAY, OKAY.
>> NUMBER FOUR, I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS [BLEEP].
>> WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST LEAVE ALREADY.
>> YOU ARE DESCRIBING ME TO A T.
>> UH-HUH.
>> MUS MUSCULAR BUILD, HIGH CHEEK BONES.
>> NO.
>> CHISELED JAWLINE, GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR.
>> NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A SENSE OF HUMOR.
I SAID POUTY LIPS.
>> HAVE I POUTY LIPS.
>> YOU DO NOT HAVE POUTY LIPS.
>> NO, I DO SO POUTY LIPS.
>> NUMBER THREE HAS POUTY LIPS.
>> KNEES ARE LIKE TWO.
>> NO, NO, THEY'RE NOT POUTY.
>> YOU ARE POUTY.
>> HEY, ENOUGH!
I WISH COULD YOU JUST LOCK SOMEONE UP FOR JUST BEING
ANNOYING, YOU KNOW.
>> WAIT A SECOND MR. DAVIS, ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE THAT NUMBER
FOUR HERE ISN'T THE GUY THAT WE SHOULD BE ARRESTING?
YEAH, YOU KNOW NOW THAT I THINK OF IT, THE GUY ACTUALLY HAD A
BRITISH ACCENT AND HE WASN'T MUSCULAR AT ALL.
>> THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT.
>> OFFICER, CUFF HIM.
>> WELL NO, HANG ON, HANG ON, I WAS KIDDING.
I WAX KIDDING TK WASN'T ME, I'VE GOT-- THESE ARE WAFERS, IT WAS
NUMBER THREE.
IT WAS NUMBER THREE.
>> (APPLAUSE)