(suspenseful sound effect)
(crossbow fires) (wet splatter)
- Whoa.
- [Man] Whoa!
- That was really messy!
Holy cow where did the arrow go?
- At Vat19, we know from experience,
what will stop a bullet.
(heavy rock music)
But we don't know what will stop an arrow.
Let's find out.
(heavy rock music)
(graphic text slaps in place) (arrow shoots)
- [Joey] Adam what do you think?
- I think it's gonna go right through a gummy bear.
- So it's gonna go through the world's largest gummy bear?
- Of course, no problem.
- Of course, no problem. - Yeah.
- Let's find out.
(bouncy techno music)
(crossbow fires)
- That's right through the mouth dude.
- Yeah.
No problem though, it was--
- No. - Butter.
- [Adam] Does it still taste good?
- Still delicious. Mhm.
- Feisty Pet.
- Not a chance.
(bouncy funky music)
- Oh!
Right in the kisser!
- [Rick] (laughs) Oh no.
- [Joey] That was an impressive shot.
The answer is very clear, it doesn't stop an arrow.
- Desktop Punching Bag.
- What do you think Drew, it gonna stop it?
- No, there's no way it's gonna stop it
but do you think you can hit it?
It's kind of a, it's a moving target.
- "Can I hit it?" Drew come on.
(bouncy funky music)
That went straight through.
- [Drew] Didn't stand a chance.
- Not a chance, it can take some punches
but not some arrows.
(desktop punching bag thuds)
Will the deck of King Size Playing Cards stop an arrow?
- I don't think so.
- I think it's gonna go through,
I don't think they're gonna fall over.
(bouncy funky music) (crossbow fires)
(crossbow fires in slow motion)
(crossbow fires)
(crossbow fires in slow motion)
- You got it about half way, that was cool.
- Okay, it does not stop an arrow.
What do we have Drew?
- Well it wouldn't be a Vat19 video without
Putty. - Bottle opener.
Oh, yeah.
- This one might stand a chance.
- Nah.
- You don't think so? (Joey grumbles disagreeingly)
(bouncy funky music) (crossbow fires)
- [Drew] Made a little putty kebab.
- The giant stress ball.
(Joey chuckles)
(bouncy funky music)
(arrow hits)
Aw.
- [Danny] Aw.
(Joey laughs)
Didn't make as much of a mess as I was hoping for.
- Lot more mess to come we're gonna
get to that part Danny don't worry.
(Danny groans in pain)
(bouncy bass music)
- [Drew] Good aim.
- Didn't stop an arrow.
- [Drew] No way, not a chance.
Let's get something messy.
- [Joey] We've got plenty of messy.
- Let's make it happen.
(bouncy techno music)
- So this, and the Giant Chupa Chup
the only ones that could stop an arrow.
- So preliminary scientific data proves
it's hard to stop an arrow but (chuckles)
we're not done yet.
- Earlier we went through all of the tins of putty,
we've got 15 here now, I think we're going through 11.
(crossbow fires) (energetic upbeat music)
- [Danny] So how many is that?
One two three four five six seven eight!
- Eight tins of putty
will stop an arrow. - Holy moly.
- Alright.
Alright Danny, five World's Largest Gummy Bears.
I think we're getting into bear four.
- You think getting in four?
I was gonna say it's gonna make it
barely into bear number three.
(energetic synthetic music) (crossbow fires)
(crossbow fires)
(crossbow fires in slow motion)
Ooh! Barely into three!
Ooh.
- Still delicious. - Mhm.
- It's stopped in the third bear, with the field tip,
we're gonna try it with the broad head.
- I think it's gonna be the same.
- I think it's going a little farther.
(energetic synthetic music)
(crossbow fires)
(arrow hits in slow motion)
(crossbow fires)
(arrow hits)
It went deeper.
- [Danny] It went a little deeper.
- It went deeper into the third bear.
- [Danny] It like sliced it up too
look at that. - Oh yeah.
- [Danny] So yeah, it went deeper into the third bear.
- [Joey] Yeah, little bit.
- Wanna kiss?
- Sure.
How about three?
(bouncy electronic music)
(crossbow fires)
(arrow hits)
It definitely went through one,
hit the second one, a little off course,
and I think it failed just bumped into each other.
- [Danny] You wanna lick the arrow?
- No I don't wanna lick the arrow,
especially cause of the razor blades at the end.
- We've got seven gallons of spit balls.
- I think it's gonna go through all of em.
(Danny whistles)
(crossbow fires)
- Woo!
(arrow hits in slow motion)
(arrow hits)
- [Danny] Ha, a little redirect.
- What do you think I think it definitely
would've gone through all of them if it hadn't
changed it's course.
- Oh for sure. - In the middle.
- No problem. - Yeah.
- All of em.
Food flavored sodas.
- I think all the carbonation and glass
flying everywhere it's not gonna stay on course
to get through all five I think maybe three.
- Yeah I think three.
(bouncy electronic music)
(crossbow fires) (glass explodes)
(glass explodes in slow motion)
Four!
- Four.
- Tastes like sugar and cardboard.
- Good to know!
Beer boot. (bouncy electronic music)
One? No contest.
Three?
- No contest.
- Probably no contest.
(crossbow fires) (glass shatters)
- [Danny] Dude way better than a gun.
- I think that would've gone through more.
- [Danny] A lot more.
- [Joey] Bullet just like blows up when it hits this stuff,
and loses all it's energy but that arrow just you know
keeps going.
- If you need to shoot somebody in the water,
get out a crossbow.
- That's what I was thinking.
- Now you know we test our products against
arrow attacks but did you know that we test
everything we promote to make sure it's
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