damnit I don't have a bell you get do
you days have a bell here is there any
bells laying around I can't start my
video until I have a bell what am I
supposed to ring oh this is horrible
hold on hold on hold on yes yes I forgot
I trapped you in here wait you're not
the guy I trapped in here what oh man
the guy trapped in here had really good
gear who you know gonna watch you ding a
game top of morning welcome back hey
Irish noises to Minecraft okay we left
off the last episode on a real serious
humdinger of a cliffhanger and we have
found our stronghold where is it it's
all the way to heaven oh baby oh baby oh
okay this is as far as I've gotten
I don't know how I get into the rest of
it
I hear Skelly man's down I don't know if
I'm on the level yet or if I still have
to dink oh oh oh this is a good sign oh
yes okay no get rid of that get out your
torches yeah this is really scary
oh good oh god oh god this is gonna suck
isn't it great great room that's a
fantastic room hello creeps I don't know
how these work but I've been told that
they can get very I'ma destroyed this
door just so I know heard the entrances
I've heard that these can get very scary
and very confusing the way of fire on
this Oh bane of arthropods and fire
aspect one this is a great sword I
forgot about that
you're already in lit on fire
don't kill me don't plan on dying here
I plan on dying in a pool of lava of my
own making oh sweet mother of Christ
oh I'm gonna get lost so bad in here
okay I need some sort of system is this
what whew secrets chest
yes ender pearl nice and a new pair of
pants I really wanted them I'm gonna
brown these ones real good in here okay
okay see this is the thing about
Minecraft is that you have these doors
that can already hope like that but I
can destroy everything around it it's
easy mode
oh not you don't know how to make a game
you know how to make a great game where
the hell am I going I've already lost
the entrance I already don't know where
I am
oh you're not poison spiders are you oh
i bane of arthropods though haha light
them on fire
okay okay okay where am I going oh
that's bad no thank you
so intense oh you can't come through
here Oh big dummy stupids I know there's
an entrance right there but the paper
doesn't know about that keep it between
you and me dude the creeper go Oh God
oh he's scary
oh the juice no no no no oh god oh god
oh god oh god oh yeah did you guys see
that lag oh I lagged like a gamer that
sucked I like that then it suddenly
shoots in my face it was like hello oh
it's in here
I'm not destroying the doors cuz it just
takes longer just destroy the wall
around it there's nothing here
why do you do this to me this is how I
entered or this is how he entered doors
in Ireland man did you guys know I was
Irish I bet you didn't until the series
oh my god is this a prison in Minecraft
there's probably stuff like if you dig a
certain way there's probably like
treasure somewhere nope there's probably
secret stuff all over the place in here
but do I want to do that no I don't I
just want to get through here without
dying oh my god everywhere sucks it's a
whole episode is just gonna be me
wandering through here hopefully not
getting lost I'm already lost so that
doesn't matter
you should go down maybe that's oh my
god what the hell happened here um hello
ah no I don't think that's supposed to
be like that did somebody explode down
here creeper oh man did you explode down
here when you weren't supposed to silly
creepers get anything in here honey
treasures for a boy now I'm also
reluctant to whittle down my items
because I do not want my damaged epic
eggs a to get to broke in you know what
I'm saying is this is this the right way
I don't think there's a right way down
here I think there's just all wrong ways
mine shaft in Minecraft oh this is just
getting wild excuse me
then you even seen an end portal that's
really the only reason I'm here if
you've seen one please speak up now you
iron and nametags I did really want more
nametags oh this is actually scary I
hate this wait wait am I not taking fire
damage
I get broken oh oh oh
okay okay because I'm playing on the
snapshot people told me not to play in
the snapshot but if I'm playing on the
snapshot this entire time I didn't know
that those are bad thing to do when so
people told me way later and now it's
kind of too late to go back maybe it's
not oh there has to be a spawn or
somewhere here this is promising
oh is that a library oh I've heard about
this you guys heard about the libraries
of Minecraft
I sure have luck brave enough lucky and
Manson I'm running away
play fight or flight is not working
actually it is this is working in the
latter region Wow a sword and some bread
I love bread I want to eat bread I don't
know I'm doing this voice well I love
bread my crossbow you're a killed one
today Steve all your books
is there any epic treasure here at
there's an e epic treasure here make
yourself known
oh I feel like there's a treasure here I
feel like I'm not a knowledgeable
equipped for this the treasure
whoa books
- family works full that's amazing you
want books I'll give you [ __ ] books
shame steal these bookshelves another
treasure hello
Oh
so many more books and papers this one
this one is a paling five or not quite
affinity dude that's awesome fire aspect
three dude libraries kick booty I'm so
glad I found you I was going to sir
I was gonna start stealing all of these
but then I realized that I just got a
bunch of books anyway so what's the
point you know I thought that was really
close to the entrance - wait didn't they
find this earlier early on where am I
going
oh this is promising yes Queen yes Queen
is this good oh I feel like this is a
real good oh it's back into the mine
shaft oh dude do ooh that's that's a
jacksepticeye death closet right there
okay what did I get
Oh I do not want to lose any of this EP
d PBP Oh am I here why am I here it's
nothing here why am I here there's no
place like home there's no place like
home
hello mr. zombie ow something I want to
do when I get back to my base as well as
make a mob firm because I keep thinking
oh I need a spawner to make a mob firm I
don't know why because all you need is a
dark room and then it'll spawn so that
seems a lot easier ah look at you
spotty Oh disc 1300 sir blast protection
yes get rid of that block what if all
these blocks anyway a book a say you
know yeah I can do too buddy shut up no
one likes a show-off to saddles
we can't even like a stack settled
oh you sound like AB deep-throated one
oh yeah that's what you sound like
something a stupid all right
I've been here been there I've been all
over the place where I haven't been is
where the end portal is so they don't
know if I supposed to be going down
around in out upside down whoever cares
what I earn fire Oh big dumb Anderman oh
oh oh did he did he teleport
where you go so you run away from the
face of battle okay dude I found another
enchanted golden apple I found one of
these before in my in my basement that's
awesome haha someone stuck uh-huh
now you're not stuck cause you're dead
okay should I keep going down again at
this rate it feels like I'm not even in
the stronghold anymore but I don't know
where I've explored a bunch of it and I
don't know where the end portal is don't
tell me it's the thing that some of
these strongholds just don't have end
portals in them this feels important
whoa whoa oh god spider spawner in the
middle of this really oh that's such a
pain oh god you know what I'm just going
to destroy you
oh god oh god
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do they destroy it though hey some you
did yes I wouldn't normally destroy a
spawner but I have spawners back at my
base I don't need to spawn us down here
causing me headaches no where oh man I
think I just got unlucky with my
stronghold
I feel like this mine shaft intersecting
everything has just made it ten times
harder to find it cuz it's probably
right and right near this area but I
just don't know where to go that was
gross
wait ways there one walk like that oh
okay sorry Thor I'm gonna do a big brain
move here I can't back out I slept and
I'm going to move some of my more
important stuff in here I feel like
that's a good idea
I feel like not carrying this stuff
around with me is a very good idea
because I could do with saving all of
this and being a special boy
okay everything else I think is
perishable and is fine
but this this chest right here is mine
and nobody better take it people better
not take it what's the correct English
for that I don't know man finding this
important sucks how did I miss this
oh hello shovel man this is literally my
entrance right here this is how I got
into the stronghold and I didn't just go
this way and find this tomb or
enderpearls and five iron ore are you
serious are you serious this is where I
came in this is very fun the stronghold
additionally I went that way I went that
way every way except straight across my
entrance and the blah god and the
portals right okay fill up this Oh
fighting the strip form is so hard oh my
god what are you spawning anyway I'm
crying loudly what are these also I need
ender eyes you came out of a block okay
whatever that's cool
let's just put more torches everywhere
make sure this doesn't happen again okay
um you have three so need one two three
four five six seven eight nine
oh well have to here and I've won back
out in the chest oh I would love that
down okay at least I found it oh my god
okay so I didn't actually explain what
this thing is because I I figured most
people know what it is
this is the end portal so if you go
through this you can fight the ender
dragon so basically the end of the game
is through that portal and that's what I
am throwing up the eyes of ender they
were able to find this portal so they
were they were being summoned to that
hole or or less which is hotdog epic God
it was everywhere I was right here how
did I miss that
Oh jeepers Jilly willikers well at least
it's super handy to find again I know
where my entrances I know where their
portal is I know where everything is now
I'm a smarty brain luckily I went out
and went to sleep
went sleep sleep because otherwise I
wouldn't have come back in and just a
fresh set of eyes on things maybe I
should just go to the end portal and dig
straight up and then I'll have it
brand-new bright sunny day so we're not
gonna fight ender dragon just yet
because why would I I'm not equipped for
that and a couple episodes time maybe we
will take him on I said have to freak
the wither as well but I think if you
fight the end dragon ender dragon I can
still go back and fight other things oh
okay I need to go back in here and take
all my stuff with me no thank you
that's not this one oh god which house
is it
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did you see that oh my god oh my god it
could have been all over oh my god oh my
little Bobby Irish heart just left out
of me chest
look at him lightheaded oh I saw it
happen I I was envisioning the next 10
minutes in my head all I was trying to
do is find my way back take a deep
breath everything's fine
oh mercy I need to just find the ocean
the ocean I'm I'm a McLachlan the son of
Landon Lake I need to just stay where I
belong
love is kind of like a lake it's a lake
of molten but I don't want to be there I
don't want to swim in it again I'm sick
of swimming in the lava guys I just
don't want to do it anymore
you ever have one of those days my face
wine think that's the village that got
pillaged and I saved a hundred percent
so that means that my base should be
here there it is perfect
glorious Ireland beaming in the distance
everyone's still making fun of my
rainbow okay did you ever think about
the fact that it might be a double
rainbow you have a regular rainbow that
starts at red on the top yeah but a
double rainbow is inverted the second
one has the colors flipped why is just a
double rainbow
you guys just haven't seen my first
rainbow yet I'm hiding it it's a secret
you wrote up yeah hey you guys are the
flag the green white and orange oh
you're beautiful you're glorious okay so
I need to I need to give somebody a name
okay let's let's get rid of all of that
she a fine
beautiful beautiful you're the mom right
yes you are now okay no what are you
straight to the beds you're sitting on
your wrong color though but I appreciate
okay you know what Steve sleep
cheep-cheep oh god my faces and the
dog's ass so where's my my blaze ease I
have to have any other enderpearls here
dammit I thought I'd have more okay I
need eyes of ender Ito's they can make
three that's not bad
it could be a lot worse I need to start
farming Enderman though um put you back
in here anything else super precious
that I want to put in here Luke
now bring you guys up here put my
enchanting books and stuff in here
abba-baba-baba so I fire aspect to that
that's order last protection three
impaling five and aqua affinity what
would that be good with a trident I'm
painting so you know and then I can put
the loyalty want on it or do I not have
my other enchanting books up here yeah I
still don't take fall damage
okay I'm gonna I'm gonna need help with
that cuz it's it's on it's an
unintentional consequence of playing on
the version that I'm playing on so I
need to either know can i play because
whenever I go to play on the regular
version it's like no this world was
created on a newer version are you sure
you want to play and I don't want to do
that in case I break it in case I
suddenly load this up and everything's
just not the way it should be because
this is in the snapshot or is there a
thing that I can input like a command
that I can input in this to make sure
that I take fire and fall damage again
let me know because I don't I don't want
it to feel like I'm playing on a like
broken version or a version that's
giving me advantages cuz then if I go
fight the bosses and I'm just not taking
fall damage and stuff like that that
that kind of ruins the fun of it I want
to I want to have risks hold on a second
II I have last protection three and I've
protection normal on this can I just
combine combini No dang it
that would have been pretty cool if I
could combine those and make it even
stronger but sometimes it happens does
that mean my man let me my diamond armor
is just that I can't really add anything
else to it
so my diamond armor has fire protection
whan I'm breaking to protection for
projectile protection to feather falling
to in protection protection see that's
actually pretty good
armor if I blast protection no yeah if I
blast protection that'd be great all of
these would be great for the Enderdragon
then because I if I feather falling he
knocked you into the air doesn't he and
then you fall back down so if I feather
falling that should be good projectile
protection be good but if I blast
protection as well that'll be awesome
this is pretty good armor I think for
fighting him and then I have infinity
bow and infini bow sorry to fight him
that would be really good
we're not have any diamond weaponry and
my pickaxe my diamond sword is upstairs
so I can add something to that then if I
get to level 30 I mean I could
disenchant these but I don't really want
to disenchant these oh yeah cuz I have
better ones just get some levels out of
them oh yeah wait I have a mending on
breaking dream ending this is the one I
want to keep mending a look at the c2 so
lets disenchant all of these
nice gnome 11:23 boom baby minecraft I
can't do that one
minecraft hips tricks and tactics with
jacksepticeye guys I did it I'm very
proud of this I finally fixed my trash
system I had to excavate this entire
area to make it actually work
because I needed to make the I needed to
make the lava wider cuz this thing kept
spitting them out and like left right
forward left right so stuff would end up
on the edges but this is how I figured
it out this people actually gave me
stuff in the comments and people have
been posting on reddit and people have
been posting on Twitter and everything
showing me different variations on how
to get this to work and this is the one
that I found that actually works the
best or at least the first one that I
got to work I tried a bunch of them so
this whole thing just kind of repeats
its own signal so now if I put something
in here let's say let's put what I don't
know let's let's put let's just put
string no it spits it all out and the
whiteness of this actually makes it work
better and I have the whole place
enclosed much better than I did before I
don't really want to block up any more
of it in case it doesn't work I'm take
you off actually yeah make you look all
nice so now all the stuff that was in
that is gone now I have to test please
work if I dump stuff in up here
hey that's good that's the sound that I
needed so let's get rid of like a whole
chunk of cobblestone put it in there yes
it's not perfect some of it still
escapes and the dropper kind of spits it
out in different directions every now
and then but for the most part it all
goes in and I'm very happy about that
and I could just join in every now and
then and no that's not how that works
come on really you're just gonna float
there that's so annoying no go in and
burn for all eternity nice I feel like I
should probably move this that's still
burning a lot of things burn burn burn
burn what oh yeah we call this the trash
compactor bro
you're still going okay you're done good
so now I can't fall into this Xan I can
walk over and be like oh no I'm not
falling in but now I'm kind of worried
that it's gonna suck stuff in from the
signs I'm worried that's gonna soak in
my stuff from this and burn all my
potions it's it's not because it hasn't
done that yet and this is connected
going that way instead of this way
that's probably fine I'll figure that
out afterwards now the next thing I want
to do is build a mob spawner I don't
have to look up how to build that though
cuz I don't know how to do it on my own
hey guys haven't seen you guys in a
while ow
Finbar how you guys doing me two golems
Chuck are we doing Chuck Chuck what did
I say about laying eggs Chuck you see
this you see this egg right here yeah
huh
hey go back here when I'm talking to you
trash eggs no more of those okay good
wish I'd been my mom's phone are like
over here because they basically need it
to be a call Youm that goes up and then
it has a big square top in it I could
make it look like something that's part
of the castle actually or make it look
like it's like a castle structure may
basically you need to make a thing that
goes out in a big square with four
water's going into it and a hole in the
bottom and then the hole just goes down
like 2030 blocks so they all fall down
and then you put a hopper and a chest at
the bottom of it so that when they die
they should die from the fall but if
they don't I can come over and just
swipe at them so they can't hit me but I
can hit them and then everything goes
into the hopper and from the hopper into
the chest so it's a great way of getting
exp and a great way of just getting
items but again I don't really know how
to build one I kind of have it in my
head but I just don't know the
dimensions so a1 square up and then how
many out how many out would you need
like ten basically you need enough room
for them all to be able to spawn in and
then they fall into the water and you
create a current that goes down into the
middle hole but for right now I need
sleep sleep wait today I have disc
thirteen already
was it 13 or 11 that I had you guys like
this news like this music it's good
right
no stop alright Chuck you're gonna have
to move I don't care you're gonna have
to move out of here
this is it hey let me say what I say
Chuck come here come here look at me
look at me you see this you see the sake
garbage it's not worth my time and it's
not worth you your time laying it your
ass is probably sore from that now and
you didn't need to be sore ass
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what what what Oh Berta he's gone
Oh what dude you're out back you just
died I didn't do anything to him I swear
hi mom huh what where are you
hold on let me let me let me do this up
it's not broken
um why are you stuck
wait where are you stuck it seems like
you're supposed to be here but you're
not
alright are you stuck in my roof get out
of here
that's my roof stop that okay gamers
sadly that's all the time I have for
today I have to head out but we'll
finish this next time I think that this
is coming along nicely it's probably not
perfect could I replace this with
hoppers and I just put chests all the
way around that that might be cool but I
got to build this up and I'm gonna make
it look like it's actually part of the
foundations I'm gonna make it look like
it's an extension of like the castle
because everything has this really nice
stone brick surround what do you think
dude what do you think it's gonna be
cool right
what do you think I think it's awesome
what do you think okay whatever alright
Chuck don't go near this cuz you will
die
and I'm the only one who has control
over your life so you're not allowed to
anything without my permission
but until next time don't forget to stay
crafty
my minors
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